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  1. 06-15-2019, 08:56 PM #126
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    Quote Originally Posted by flowing alpy View Post
    there’s short, straight, curved and mixing hoes.
    Don’t forget the dutch hoe!
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  2. 06-15-2019, 09:07 PM #127
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    Which begs the question--what exactly is Santa looking for when he comes down the chimney? And what does that say about your mother?
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    I wonder it this is how they came up with the word Hotel
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  4. 06-15-2019, 09:28 PM #129
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    Quote Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper View Post
    [Tim Allen voice]

    And that’s PURE MICHIGAN

    [/Tim Allen voice]
    I still call it The Jake.
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  5. 06-16-2019, 08:29 AM #130
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  6. 07-22-2019, 09:09 PM #131
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    I’m shining like a new dime
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    https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/955143...d-groin-horse/
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  9. 08-16-2019, 05:28 PM #134
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    Someone just paged Jason Bourne at ATL.

    LOL.
    I still call it The Jake.
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  10. 08-17-2019, 06:27 PM #135
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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    Someone just paged Jason Bourne at ATL.

    LOL.
    That’s dumb. How would he know he’s being paged?
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    ears can hears......
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  12. 08-18-2019, 04:28 PM #137
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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    Someone just paged Jason Bourne at ATL.

    LOL.
    Awesome. I worked at a large office building in NJ where employees were constantly paged to report to conference room xxxx. There were a lot of obnoxious (being nice here) Flyer fans who were talking smack when the Flyers and Devils played in the conference finals in 2000. After Scott Stevens annihilated Eric Lindros and knocked him out of the playoffs, I had the receptionist page Eric Lindros over the PA for several days straight. Me and my buddy were in the same general area as a couple of the more douchey Flyer fans and it was hilarious to watch how pissed off they got when they heard it. These guys would've kicked my ass if they found out who was doing it, but eventually somebody tipped off the receptionist that it was a prank.
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    Paging "Eric Lindros, your mom is here to pick you up"
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  14. 08-18-2019, 09:33 PM #139
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    Gun nuts. Or nuts with guns..

    https://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...-a9030786.html

    Kinda scary, really but I feel like we are a little desensitized to it.

    No one injured. Nbd.
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  16. 08-19-2019, 08:00 PM #141
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    The fact that Things That Amuse You is 7 pages long and Shit That Annoys You is 1179 pages long. Buncha crotchety old bastards
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  17. 08-19-2019, 08:06 PM #142
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    Quote Originally Posted by JongDoe View Post
    on the throne (1st floor) at work and the cleaning lady opens the door to ask if anybody was in there. I answered with a loud fart before i could say anything. Still walking around laughing to myself like a psycho thinking about it.
    The definition of the word - Serendipity.


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    Disappointed that the vetteboat has the incorrect wheel pkg. Hideous.
    Splitback coupe????
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  18. 08-20-2019, 12:34 PM #143
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    Quote Originally Posted by JongDoe View Post
    The fact that Things That Amuse You is 7 pages long and Shit That Annoys You is 1179 pages long. Buncha crotchety old bastards
    and don't you forget it!
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  19. 08-20-2019, 12:49 PM #144
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    Go set that stuff out on the curb, honey.Click image for larger version.  Name: IMG_20190819_193049808.jpeg  Views: 171  Size: 186.5 KB  ID: 291872


    Made me doubletake and laugh.
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  20. 08-20-2019, 12:54 PM #145
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    Quote Originally Posted by JongDoe View Post
    The fact that Things That Amuse You is 7 pages long and Shit That Annoys You is 1179 pages long. Buncha crotchety old bastards
    we also have a 40 page "what amuses you" thread.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
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  21. 08-20-2019, 01:36 PM #146
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    Things that annoy you has been around a lot longer.
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  22. 08-20-2019, 01:38 PM #147
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    Yes you have.....
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  23. 08-20-2019, 02:45 PM #148
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    Quote Originally Posted by Norseman View Post
    Go set that stuff out on the curb, honey.Click image for larger version.  Name: IMG_20190819_193049808.jpeg  Views: 171  Size: 186.5 KB  ID: 291872


    Made me doubletake and laugh.
    people who leave free CRT TV's on the curb amuse me.
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  24. 08-20-2019, 07:36 PM #149
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    Quote Originally Posted by m2711c View Post
    Yes you have.....
    Sorry MG, but you set yourself up for that one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JongDoe View Post
    Sorry MG, but you set yourself up for that one.
    Only to someone predisposed to being a dick...congrats, you won
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