Weighing myself before and after taking a shit
Wanna lose 5lbs, take a shit!
Saw a Prius this morning with a Tepui tent installed up top.
Tailgating BMW driver felt compelled to brake check me when got as half as close to him as he was to the car he was tailgating.
I laughed.
“When you see something that is not right, not just, not fair, you have a moral obligation to say something. To do something." Rep. John Lewis
Kindness is a bridge between all people
Dunkin’ Donuts Worker Dances With Customer Who Has Autism
In an ad:
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looks very painful
NHL Finals start at 8 EST
NBA Finals start at 9 EST
I wonder why NBA chooses to start so late?....
looks more painful than the old mad river rocket.... at least that thing kept you from getting a fuckin' branch to the crotch.
my dad still loves skiing in jeans
and he also usually wears a turtleneck and nicely pressed collared shirt over that (both cotton)
He also hates wearing a hat. Only if it's brutally cold and even then it's often a headband
He rules
skid luxury
I don't ski in jeans.
I think I see B's problem:
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Walked past this place the other day...
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Jeans aren't comfortable. Pranas are.
on the throne (1st floor) at work and the cleaning lady opens the door to ask if anybody was in there. I answered with a loud fart before i could say anything. Still walking around laughing to myself like a psycho thinking about it.
The look on the young Lowes associate's face when i asked where the hoes were, and more so the fact that I did not realize how that could be taken before I said it.
I think u just stumbled on a great line for future trips to HD and Lowes. Excuse me miss, could you help me find the hoes? LoL
The Sperminator
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“I have a responsibility to not be intimidated and bullied by low life losers who abuse what little power is granted to them as ski patrollers.”
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