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  1. #6901
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    You want stupid? The administration&rsquo;s wave of censorship is having facepalm outcomes:
    <span style="font-size: 16px; font-family: AP, -apple-system, Arial, Helvetica, Roboto, system-ui, sans-serif; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">WASHINGTON (AP) &mdash; References to a World War II Medal of Honor recipient, the Enola Gay aircraft that dropped an atomic bomb on Japan and the first women to pass Marine infantry training are among the tens of thousands of photos and online posts marked for deletion as the Defense Department works to&nbsp;</span><span class="LinkEnhancement" style="font-size: 16px; background-repeat: no-repeat; box-sizing: border-box; line-height: calc(1em + 4px); font-family: AP, -apple-system, Arial, Helvetica, Roboto, system-ui, sans-serif;"><a class="Link AnClick-LinkEnhancement" data-gtm-enhancement-style="LinkEnhancementA" href="https://apnews.com/article/pentagon-social-media-purge-lethality-cc404f00493578d4210e3efe2440648f" style="background-repeat: no-repeat; box-sizing: border-box; line-height: calc(1em + 4px); touch-action: manipulation; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">purge diversity, equity and inclusion content</a></span><span style="font-size: 16px; font-family: AP, -apple-system, Arial, Helvetica, Roboto, system-ui, sans-serif; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">, according to a database obtained by The Associated Press.
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    The AI bullshit at the top while browsing bikes: "choose ______ size, unless you are significantly shorter than average for your height"

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    My son-in-law was at Sugarbush when Vance was on his way there, he had a sign that said Vance Skis in Jeans but his buddy had a big sign that said HIDE YOUR COUCH which I thought was pretty funny.

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    At least Scotchbrite it.

  5. #6905
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    Maybe that's the foreplay?

  6. #6906
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    Giant phallus-shaped iceberg floating in Conception Bay surprises residents of Dildo, Canada

    https://www.livescience.com/planet-e...f-dildo-canada

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    ^ That’s pretty amusing.

  8. #6908
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    Dang, I got two dumb friends outta that shelter. "Denver Dumb Friends League rebrands with new name"https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/denver-dumb-friends-league-rebrands-154642129.html

  9. #6909
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    I am amused by this person who doesn't know how to spell immaculate.

    At least that's what I assume they were going for here...
    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

  10. #6910
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    His wife is making him sell it?

  11. #6911
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    Quote Originally Posted by HappyCamper View Post
    His wife is making him sell it?
    After she had 205,000 Mikes in the back seat.
    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

  12. #6912
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    Oh!Speaking of funny car ads, this one came up on FB Marketplace for me recently with the tagline: "1999 Toyota 4Runner New Engine"This is the ad photo from Mr. Piotrowski (I assume it's him or a relative):
    I still call it The Jake.

  13. #6913
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    That's a very common position in which to find a 4Runner. Shittiest handling vehicle I've ever owned or driven.

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    suspension upgrade was worth its weight in bitcoin

  15. #6915
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    I have been in this State for 30 years and I am willing to admit that I am part of the problem.

    "Happiest years of my life were earning < $8.00 and hour, collecting unemployment every spring and fall, no car, no debt and no responsibilities. 1984-1990 Park City UT"

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    Quote Originally Posted by old goat View Post
    Fred Merz is the Chancellor of Germany. I guess that&#39;s better than Lucy Arnaz as POTUS.
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    is not Ethel Mertz the right counterpart? Vivian Vance. Is she related to JD?</p>
    Kill all the telemarkers
    But they’ll put us in jail if we kill all the telemarkers
    Telemarketers! Kill the telemarketers!
    Oh we can do that. We don’t even need a reason

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    When I had Amazon Prime most orders would show up the next day or the day after. Since cancelling Prime estimated delivery is always a week out, give or take a few days.

    So I place an order last week with delivery date stated as 3/13, today. Get an email last night saying my item has shipped - scheduled to be here today. This is typical.

    I could see paying more if they are actually doing something to expedite delivery or provide better service. But they&#39;re not. Their shipping time is exactly the same they are just delaying the shipping date because I don&#39;t pay for Prime.

    Seems super petty. Yay corporate fuckery.

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    I was not proven wrong. This is exactly what I expected from a skier in that outfit:

    https://www.instagram.com/reel/DFolo..._web_copy_link

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    Quote Originally Posted by evdog View Post
    When I had Amazon Prime most orders would show up the next day or the day after. Since cancelling Prime estimated delivery is always a week out, give or take a few days.

    So I place an order last week with delivery date stated as 3/13, today. Get an email last night saying my item has shipped - scheduled to be here today. This is typical.

    I could see paying more if they are actually doing something to expedite delivery or provide better service. But they&#39;re not. Their shipping time is exactly the same they are just delaying the shipping date because I don&#39;t pay for Prime.

    Seems super petty. Yay corporate fuckery.
    I pay for prime and my orders take a week. Just clicked a random item and estimated delivery is Monday (so 5 days out)

    I am always somewhat confused by it...because they still mail my shit 2-day (or even next-day air), but they just sit on their asses for a few days before they hand it to UPS.

    I'm in a small market so I assume it is either that they are first moving it to the closest warehouse with their own trucks so they can ship cheaper...or they are simply trying to degrade the service for people in more remote areas so we cancel and stop buying $5 items that cost $6 to ship (when I lived in a big city I routinely got things next day, sometimes even same day, from Amazon vans).

    I should really just cancel...ordering from places like ebay, REI, Home Depot, Target routinely offer faster delivery despite me not paying a hundred bucks for the privilege.

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    Quote Originally Posted by singlesline View Post
    I was not proven wrong. This is exactly what I expected from a skier in that outfit: https://www.instagram.com/reel/DFolo..._web_copy_link
    Anyone that skis with their jacket unzipped like that…

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    Needed an airbrake as aggressive, tail-gunning turns just can't inhibit her speed!

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    My son’s party went off the rails. Had to kill the power to the house and yell at people to get the fuck out. Got a door knock after that from popo. They were chill. But woke up to a missing chair. wtf. Turns out it was a mile away. And magically showed up around noon. wtf. I am amused. And tired.
    Kill all the telemarkers
    But they’ll put us in jail if we kill all the telemarkers
    Telemarketers! Kill the telemarketers!
    Oh we can do that. We don’t even need a reason

  25. #6925
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    Sounds like a good party.

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