Things That Amuse You

[Buzzworthy]

Philly keeping it real! https://www.cnn.com/2024/11/04/polit...lection-digvid

My people. I grew up outside of Philly. I do believe that’s why I am like I am. The nicest asshole you’ll ever meet. Don’t take shit, stand up for what you believe in, fuck the rest of um.

[halliday]

Philly keeping it real! https://www.cnn.com/2024/11/04/polit...lection-digvid

Tough guy

[m2711c]

You callin’ him out?

[BobMc]

Went to the liquor store this evening…

Walk up to register.

Cashier, "You look like the Dude!"

Me, "Yeah, well, that's just like your opinion, man."

Cashier, "You know, Jeff Bridges movie?"

Cashier, "You know, the dude, chilled laid back guy?" "The Big Lebowski?"

Me, "heh"


Sent that convo to a friend, he sends me back, “He’s dead on…”

[evdog]

Went to the liquor store this evening....bought some beers

Went to the grocery store next...

Cashier, "How's it going tonight?" "Did you know if you get a DUI in Turkey you can get shot?"

Me: "Um, ok"

[Dantheman]

sends me back, “He’s dead on…”

"You know, fish, ski around, the occasional acid flashback."

[zion zig zag]

Went to the liquor store this evening....bought some beers

Went to the grocery store next...

Cashier, "How's it going tonight?" "Did you know if you get a DUI in Turkey you can get shot?"

Me: "Um, ok"

You weren’t in Driggs were you? There is a cashier at the Broulims in town that loves to regale trapped customers with “facts.” My wife actively avoids his line now, but I’m always intrigued about what may come up.

[KQ]

Found this posted on a Brits FB page. Pot, meet kettle:

[Djongo Unchained]

That's rich. Change two words dinktank: Capitalism for Colonialism and US for Europe.

Oh, the ineptitude.

[m2711c]

You weren’t in Driggs were you? There is a cashier at the Broulims in town that loves to regale trapped customers with “facts.” My wife actively avoids his line now, but I’m always intrigued about what may come up.

fact.

[old goat]

Found this posted on a Brits FB page. Pot, meet kettle:

It's fair to say that the student has surpassed the master.

[Mustonen]

At my ex’s house, she installed fingerprint readers on each kids’ bedroom door because kids steal each others’ shit (clothes, mostly). There is occasional drama at my house but really mostly pretty minimal if it’s managed when it comes up. It’s lord of the flies over there, though.

Now, each kid has a vault to hide stolen shit in.

In response, there will be a scheduled 2 hour period where all locks are disabled and each kid can go through each others rooms. The Purge style.

I’m usually pretty good at keeping a straight face when I hear about the shit that goes on over there, but I laughed out loud on this one.

[riser4]

At my ex’s house, she installed fingerprint readers on each kids’ bedroom door because kids steal each others’ shit (clothes, mostly). There is occasional drama at my house but really mostly pretty minimal if it’s managed when it comes up. It’s lord of the flies over there, though.

Now, each kid has a vault to hide stolen shit in.

In response, there will be a scheduled 2 hour period where all locks are disabled and each kid can go through each others rooms. The Purge style.

I’m usually pretty good at keeping a straight face when I hear about the shit that goes on over there, but I laughed out loud on this one.

That's next level crazy! So glad for you that you don't have to live with that shit.

[old goat]

Kids these days have it so easy. When I was a kid neither my brother and I had anything worth stealing. (Yeah, it's a joke, but also true. And we weren't poor. Just cheap.)

[liv2ski]

Well, there was a time money was very tight for us, but that was preferable to having a prick step dad around.

[toast2266]

Mattel Mistakenly Lists Porn Site on Packaging for ‘Wicked’ Dolls
https://www.nytimes.com/2024/11/11/m...-android-share

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[Name Redacted]

MAGA hates everything electric, especially Tesla, but then Elon joins forces with their leader and all of the sudden, BAM they love Elon. Calculated play for sure, but will it result in turning the tide on people loving electric cars?

Sorry, pollyasshat I know, but I hope the upcoming reign is full of amusement.

[evdog]

I'm more interested to see how long Elon can go before he does something that enrages the Cheeto-elect in Chief and gets thrown out whatever role he's given. Bet it won't be long.

[jackstraw]

I'm more interested to see how long Elon can go before he does something that enrages the Cheeto-elect in Chief and gets thrown out whatever role he's given. Bet it won't be long.

Yeah, as annoying as Musk is, he's much more intelligent than Cheeto, so it's bound to break pretty quick.

[pfluffenmeister]

How many sociopathic narcissists does it take to fill a room?

[halliday]

You callin’ him out?

I am. He's just talkin' the talk.

[MakersTeleMark]

https://www.bigtexan.com/live-stream/

[toast2266]

Turkeys hanging out at the gas station.

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[evdog]

Guy ahead of me at Costco paying by check.

[old goat]

Your credit sux, so no credit card. Maybe you have a debit card but if you pay by check you have a day or two to get some more money into the account.

A manager friend of mine had a young new employee bring her a paper check someone had written and ask if it was a legal way to pay. Now that is amusing.