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  1. #4901
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    Im amused how the handicap spots are always full at the Texas Roadhouse
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    The TGR wagon stoke thread is damn funny. Buncha dads trading info on functional floormats, getting high fives for hauling freezers in them as they discuss the practicality of owning one - except most are unreliable european cars and cost a fortune to repair. "But in a pinch ya can sleeep in 'dare"

    We all have our funny obsessions, I know, I know....

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    Quote Originally Posted by muted reborn View Post
    The TGR wagon stoke thread is damn funny. Buncha dads trading info on functional floormats, getting high fives for hauling freezers in them as they discuss the practicality of owning one - except most are unreliable european cars and cost a fortune to repair. "But in a pinch ya can sleeep in 'dare"

    We all have our funny obsessions, I know, I know....
    Kindly stay the fuck out of the kitty stoke thread please.

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    Quote Originally Posted by muted reborn View Post
    getting high fives for hauling freezers in them
    Personally I thought that was pretty impressive. But I’m a dad.

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    They are in the wrong lot. They need the "entitled Douchebag parking" lot.

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    Also...the spot to the left is a handicap...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jax View Post
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    On the flip side, spent a couple of weeks driving around Europe with some English friends. Paddy spent hours (ok, a minute or two) aligning the car perfectly between the lines, no matter how empty the lot, every time he parked. And still wound up sticking half way out into the aisle (which did make the car easier to find.)
    Also slammed on the brakes for no reason, repeatedly. Swerved violently every time someone honked at him. Came to stop on entrance ramps. Thought the no speed limit on the autobahn applied to him. Required his wife to tell him when it was safe to change lanes. And insisted on doing most of the driving even though Val is a much better driver.

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    You call it amusing - I call it gripping.

    Let's walk
    ​I am not in your hurry

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper View Post
    Kindly stay the fuck out of the kitty stoke thread please.
    Ha, will do.

    Quote Originally Posted by Buzzworthy View Post
    Personally I thought that was pretty impressive. But I’m a dad.
    I KNOW RIGHT????

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    I was trying to find a good picture of the boy and I...... didn't notice the girl.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Jax View Post
    Also...the spot to the left is a handicap...
    Good thing they folded that left mirror in, then.
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    Make efficiency rational again</p>

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    Things That Amuse You

    Quote Originally Posted by Core Shot View Post
    I never chose to isolate. She chose that. I’d give her a big hug irl and wish her well on the life chosen.
    I think she’s not surgical. Just gay identifying as trans. Surgery is a bitch. That’s why I found that red neck song rewrite amusing. I can’t imagine chopping your dick off to make a fake hole. But oh well. Some do it. Good luck and best wishes.
    I bet your niece has a very very different perspective on you and your brother.

    It amuses me that you use your defunct relationship with your trans niece to defend a transphobic video. The lack of self awareness is astonishing except it’s you, and you’re a cunt. It’d be like defending one’s self against accusations of racism by saying, “I’m not racist, I’ve worked with black people and they turned me into HR for saying racist shit.

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    Orange-flavored Jameson. wtf?

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    I been working out a lot and watching what I eat yadda yadda. Today out of the blue my wife says, "You're lookin' pretty good. For a man of your age."

    Ima take it as amusing. She meant well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ötzi View Post
    I been working out a lot and watching what I eat yadda yadda. Today out of the blue my wife says, "You're lookin' pretty good. For a man of your age."

    Ima take it as amusing. She meant well.
    That's when you answer with you're looking pretty good yourself, for your age. Or; f you're feeling really bold you can say her boobs and or ass aren't very saggy, for her age. You haven't you used up all nine of your lives yet, no matter how hard you've tried.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ötzi View Post
    I been working out a lot and watching what I eat yadda yadda. Today out of the blue my wife says, "You're lookin' pretty good. For a man of your age."

    Ima take it as amusing. She meant well.
    OK but it's a pretty low bar.
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    Too bad Otzi I doesn't get any royalties from his image.

    Impressed with how well preserved his scrotum is.

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    looks like otzi been riding the roundabout like that little girl.

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    At my son’s 12 year old baseball game last night, the team they played had 9 kids and 5 coaches. The battle for whose kid plays shortstop must get heated in the coaches meetings.

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    Well maybe I'm the faggot America
    I'm not a part of a redneck agenda

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    Quote Originally Posted by muted reborn View Post
    The TGR wagon stoke thread is damn funny. Buncha dads trading info on functional floormats, getting high fives for hauling freezers in them as they discuss the practicality of owning one - except most are unreliable european cars and cost a fortune to repair. "But in a pinch ya can sleeep in 'dare"

    We all have our funny obsessions, I know, I know....
    The quantity of circle jerk in there is amazing. You'd think they just bought a 1960's Corvette or a Lambo. I don't even need that much reassurance from others that I've bought the right skis.

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    If I had to pick two cars that no one in the wagon stoke thread would want, a 60's Vette and Lambo would be near the top of that list.

    You can't fit a fridge in either.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    If I had to pick two cars that no one in the wagon stoke thread would want, a 60's Vette and Lambo would be near the top of that list.

    You can't fit a fridge in either.
    OK, but tell us how easy it is to get Montucky's semen off of your Weathertech mats.

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