Things That Amuse You

[plugboots]

Well it is reviewed well.

[MakersTeleMark]

[evdog]

Hilarious if true

[Core Shot]

I member when goose island was an Indy beer brand located on goose island. No geese were harmed. As the island was a industrial shithole wasteland

[AlpiNord]

Hilarious if true

In response to the Kid Rock video, a video of a hippy dancing and throwing flower pedals over a stack of Goose Island beer cans and then flashing a peace sign might ‘wake’ them up.


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[Foggy_Goggles]

Appears to be bullshit but ya'll kick the tires on it and let me know

https://www.newsweek.com/ultra-right...lvaney-1796277

We are all being played. If you find yourself non critically loading up on talking points to own the other side, you are the problem.

Is there a Fortune 5 company that doesn't max out out it political donations to both sides of the aisle?

OK, back to what amuses me. Simpletons that this they have all the answers are parlay that into some type of unexplainable self righteous ignorance.

[skaredshtles]

This kind of amuses me:

"Thank you all for your support and patience as we build this company into a community!"

Community
Commune
Communist

[Boissal]

This would usually go in the shit that annoys you thread since it's a back and forth with Delta about a refund (and it's going about as well as you'd expect), but the name of the customer service person is just too good to be annoyed at:

[Danno]

I too love lasagna

[skaredshtles]

This would usually go in the shit that annoys you thread since it's a back and forth with Delta about a refund (and it's going about as well as you'd expect), but the name of the customer service person is just too good to be annoyed at:

Reminds me of this one:

[muted reborn]

This would usually go in the shit that annoys you thread since it's a back and forth with Delta about a refund (and it's going about as well as you'd expect), but the name of the customer service person is just too good to be annoyed at:

Ask to be put in touch with their direct supervisor, Pepé Pizza, he will get shit done. If she says her supervisor is Larry Linguini, just pass.

[ötzi]

We're going to Spain on Thursday. A group of friends from my wife's b-school class. Nothing's been up to me, which is fine. Just tell me where to be and I'll be there.

Except she walked in here an hour ago and said, "I got it wrong, we leave tomorrow." wtf? How do you fuck that up? She bought the plane tickets. Amusing/annoying. Thought I had things under control. Scrambling now.

[Supermoon]

We're going to Spain on Thursday. A group of friends from my wife's b-school class. Nothing's been up to me, which is fine. Just tell me where to be and I'll be there.

Except she walked in here an hour ago and said, "I got it wrong, we leave tomorrow." wtf? How do you fuck that up? She bought the plane tickets. Amusing/annoying. Thought I had things under control. Scrambling now.

Dude this happened to my wife and me a couple weeks ago. We both thought we left Wednesday for Amsterdam but we left on Tuesday. Luckily we found out Monday so we didn’t miss it.

Neither of us had an MBA either, so we have no excuse.

[Danno]

Maybe the icewife and supermoon looked at when you arrived and not when you departed? If it's an overnight flight that can be the cause.

[riser4]

I think some web sites have some date issues with their calendar widgets. I did the macro planning for a recent trip my wife and two of the kids took to England and Wales. I thought I was buying train tickets from London to Conwy for the 21st and had to call them to cancel as I ended up with tickets on the 19th. I caught it and fixed it. But it was extra hassle I didn't need. I want to go to Conwy next spring. No kids. Just wife. She liked the place I found for them. They said Wales was great, London not as much.

[ötzi]

She found out while she was on the phone with a classmate, this super chatty woman in her class. So the whole group will know and will be giving her shit. So I got that going for me, which is nice.

[skaredshtles]

I did that on a *return* flight once - tried to check in and it wouldn't let me. Kept trying shit, because, you know, I need to check in within 24 hours...

Well, it turns out I booked the flights a whole day later, so we got to hang out at a hotel at the Houston airport for 24 hours. That was just great.

My wife still reminds me of this fairly frequently.

[riser4]

I did that on a *return* flight once - tried to check in and it wouldn't let me. Kept trying shit, because, you know, I need to check in within 24 hours...

Well, it turns out I booked the flights a whole day later, so we got to hang out at a hotel at the Houston airport for 24 hours. That was just great.

My wife still reminds me of this fairly frequently.

That sounds like a swell time.

[muted reborn]

For spring break in college the girlfriend and I bought tickets from SLC to New Orleans for Mardi Gras. She was from there so it was gonna be a good time. It's the 90's so no app to check on - when we got the printed tickets she said "Let me keep them you'll probably lose them or mess it up somehow" Fair enough, I thought.

Months later I was at work, the day before our flight, and she called to say she thought we left tomorrow but she just looked at the tix and it was today - problem was we lived in Bozeman, not SLC, we were not gonna make the flight a 6 hour drive away. I couldn't give her any shit for that mistake because she was so upset she couldn't see her Dad. Rebooking was too pricey.

Drove to Espanola to visit her Mom and skied Taos instead, not a bad spring break for me.

[highangle]

So Tuesday my mom's TV went dark and she just happened to mention it in an email. Today she salehawked 2x55" 4k Toshibas from BB under advice from the office Eugene.
Well shit, I gotta move if I want to contribute...Phone rings, I get distracted...Need some SAS and some NVMes and a couple Optanes before they're all gone...

While I'm on Ebay I start browsing refurb chia farm systems and end up sending mom a refurbed HP Xeon E3 W11pro workstation with 8/16 cores, 64gb 2400 ecc ram, 1tb NVMe and 2x4gb Quattros for $400 shipped. Chip has 115w tdp, but idles low and turbos on up. Single platinum 750 PSU. She has a place to put it and run amplified HDMI to her bedroom desk and den wall, in case them fans wanna rap up.

She's 80, but can ttly run a game controller after successful carpal tunnel surgery.

[skaredshtles]

So Tuesday my mom's TV went dark and she just happened to mention it in an email. Today she salehawked 2x55" 4k Toshibas from BB under advice from the office Eugene.
Well shit, I gotta move if I want to contribute...Phone rings, I get distracted...Need some SAS and some NVMes and a couple Optanes before they're all gone...

While I'm on Ebay I start browsing refurb chia farm systems and end up sending mom a refurbed HP Xeon E3 W11pro workstation with 8/16 cores, 64gb 2400 ecc ram, 1tb NVMe and 2x4gb Quattros for $400 shipped. Chip has 115w tdp, but idles low and turbos on up. Single platinum 750 PSU. She has a place to put it and run amplified HDMI to her bedroom desk and den wall, in case them fans wanna rap up.

She's 80, but can ttly run a game controller after successful carpal tunnel surgery.

[m2711c]

word, i’m down with that bunny…

[highangle]

That's a beast of a system, about 100x your typical "smart tv", for the price and power consumption of a dogshit eMachine from 2013.

[riser4]

I know what he's talking about AND I want a hit off that blunt.

[buttahflake]

That’s not a blunt, for fucks sake. Do you even know what a blunt is?