Getting Laid On Blow

**MagnificentUnicorn** · 03-13-2018, 06:01 PM

Originally Posted by Leavenworth Skier

Sex is still very much conceptual thing for you, isn't it?

I'm laughing, maybe he's down with the MMF?

**stuckathuntermtn** · 03-13-2018, 06:04 PM

You think I meant like simultaneously?
I only have 1 dick.

**abraham** · 03-13-2018, 06:05 PM

Originally Posted by iceman

Oh I believed him, I just think they must be selling the shit as a product for a premium, and that you aren't in much danger from fentanyl if you're just trying to score some blow. Unless the dealer mixes the bags up. Which could happen for sure.

I'm not sure, it sounded from a friend like another former friend of ours had gotten fentanyl in super cheap. Don't know why he was messing with it, but there you go.

**iceman** · 03-13-2018, 06:14 PM

Honestly it's just speculation on my part. What would be the point though? But I also wonder about drug dealers' marketing acumen when they're killing off like 60,000 or whatever of their best customers every year lately. You'd think they'd rather have those customers alive.

**Benny Profane** · 03-13-2018, 06:21 PM

Originally Posted by MagnificentUnicorn

I always called coffee and bourbon a 'hillbilly speedball'.

Nope, a coffee and bourbon is a Greenwich hangover cure. A Hillibilly Speedball is a speedball.

**iceman** · 03-13-2018, 06:29 PM

Originally Posted by Benny Profane

A Hillibilly Speedball is a speedball.

hah, can't argue with that one

**buttahflake** · 03-13-2018, 06:57 PM

Greasy. For real. Just stop, these parody threads are so fucking lame.
Read a Book

**cmcrawfo** · 03-13-2018, 06:59 PM

Fentanyl balances out the amphetamines. Most cocaine is adulterated.

**iceman** · 03-13-2018, 07:03 PM

Originally Posted by buttahflake

Greasy. For real. Just stop, these parody threads are so fucking lame.
Read a Book

Go on now.

**SumJongGuy** · 03-13-2018, 07:16 PM

Originally Posted by cmcrawfo

Fentanyl balances out the amphetamines. Most cocaine is cut with laxatives

Fixed!
Gotta run..................

**Game Over** · 03-13-2018, 07:52 PM

Originally Posted by abraham

I had friends who started the day with a hippie speedball. Double espresso, bong rips, shower and start the day

Gotta call BS-> nothing named after a hippy includes bathing.

**splat** · 03-13-2018, 07:59 PM

Originally Posted by steepconcrete

Gotta call BS-> nothing named after a hippy includes bathing.

It must be a golden shower.

**wicked_sick** · 03-13-2018, 08:43 PM

Fentanyl tainted cocaine is likely due to cross contamination from a shitty dealer.

**cmcrawfo** · 03-13-2018, 09:04 PM

Originally Posted by wicked_sick

Fentanyl tainted cocaine is likely due to cross contamination from a shitty dealer.

It's not cross contamination. It's intentional contamination. You can only step on blow so much before people start to notice. So the adulterants help the diluents. People even put numbing agents in there, to give you that frozen face effect.

Generally it's lower end dealers, but honestly it's hard to tell where ur guy actually falls in the supply chain... that said, I know nothing of cocaine logistics. I am more of a results kinda guy.

**Dhelihiker** · 03-13-2018, 09:11 PM

huh? Im a porn star

**Kopi_Red** · 03-13-2018, 09:15 PM

Originally Posted by Leavenworth Skier

Sex is still very much conceptual thing for you, isn't it?

Bags of sand...

https://youtu.be/IlD08Rh6xa8

**stuckathuntermtn** · 03-13-2018, 10:27 PM

Sorry you guys have such boring sex.

**2FUNKY** · 03-13-2018, 10:39 PM

I bet their boring sex is way better than your no sex.

**shroom** · 03-13-2018, 11:01 PM

Originally Posted by abraham

I think he had a family connection to a doctor or whatever who would know about it. I believed him.

I had friends who started the day with a hippie speedball. Double espresso, bong rips, shower and start the day

are we not friends anymore? c’mon, i bus to work.

**liv2ski** · 03-14-2018, 06:52 AM

Originally Posted by MagnificentUnicorn

Not sure if serious. Cocaine is a powerful vasoconstrictor and well known to cause ED. Why in fuck would anyone put Fentanyl in coke? Makes no sense. People do blow to get amped not on the nod. Even if it didn't kill your customers they'd be pissed if they wanted to party and ended up curled up around the toilet.

Was serious for sure. Coke always turned me into a porn star, no ED issues for sure and I have read about Fentanyl cut coke for awhile now. It is killing people. People fuck up everything.

**fastfred** · 03-14-2018, 06:57 AM

had an ex who liked to party, so when she was drinking and would do some coke, I knew things would be fun later that night
cokes not my thing, but I guess she liked getting laid on blow

**MagnificentUnicorn** · 03-14-2018, 08:28 AM

Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn

Sorry you guys have such boring sex.

Dude, I have a long waiting list of MILFs, I'm an itinerant man whore. I bet I had more great sex in the past two days than you've had in your entire life.

I miss the '80s, it was hard to get bad coke during that time. I don't think I'd even bother these days.

**cmcrawfo** · 03-14-2018, 08:33 AM

Originally Posted by MagnificentUnicorn

I don't think I'd even bother these days.

High risk low probability. Kinda like B/C skiing.

If a MILF chalked up a line, you are not saying no.

**reckless toboggan** · 03-14-2018, 08:33 AM

Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn

Sorry you guys have such boring sex.

Originally Posted by MagnificentUnicorn

Dude, I have a long waiting list of MILFs, I'm an itinerant man whore. I bet I had more great sex in the past two days than you've had in your entire life.

Well at least they're not super defensive about it... *rolleyes

Does coke make everyone sound like Trump?