Alta is for skiers...and thieves apparently

[Coño Frío]

Hey @$$hole who stole my poles from out front the ski shop at Goldminers Daughter. F#CK YOU! You didn’t think I’d walk every rack till I found them, did you? If I didn’t have to wait in an hour line for the mountain collective, I’d have waited by your skis just for the opportunity to punch you in your bitch ass face. My buddy saw you ski up to the Collins lift, poleless, only to magically conjure up a set of poles as people locked their boots down at the top. You are scum and I hope you snap your tib/fib deep in the trees and wait in agony for hours till ski patrol finds your thieving soul.

[t-the-east]

That’s a pretty steep penalty for stealing poles.. still super shitty though, and...

[Kinnikinnick]

Damn it!

You could have set the din on his skis at 1 and didn’t do it?


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[digitaldeath]

he took your poles when you were fussing with your boots?

[TurxSki]

See...this is why they should allow snowboarders...
[emoji86]

[zartagen]

Damn it!

You could have set the din on his skis at 1 and didn’t do it?


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No, you set one ski to 1 and max out the other.

[TahoeJ]

And you didn't move his skis somewhere else????

[sb]

Someone stole my bike water bottle back in 1988.

Unfortunately my bike was still attached to it.

[Skidog]

Were these like some panda poles or something? I mean I've heard of some thefts here or there at alta, but this seems weird for some reason. Glad you found em.

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[digitaldeath]

And you didn't move his skis somewhere else????

Ahhahah y like put them in the shitter

[Kinnikinnick]

No, you set one ski to 1 and max out the other.

Or dogshit all over them, or SOMETHING!


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[sb]

Coat his skis top and bottom with expanding foam.

[I've seen black diamonds!]

Someone stole my poles at Sugarloaf when I was 13 or so. Found them on a ski rack hanging on the thief's skis. Moved the skis to a rack on the other side of the lodge. Seemed fair.

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[Flyoverland Captive]

Some idiot stole my Olin Mark IVs back in the early 80’s at a MN Hill. I knew the lift crew well; two of them scoured the parking lot with me, and caught the thief trying to leave with my skis in his pickup. He got a nice beat-down before the cops arrived. That was satisfying.

[digitaldeath]

Some idiot stole my Olin Mark IVs back in the early 80’s at a MN Hill. I knew the lift crew well; two of them scoured the parking lot with me, and caught the thief trying to leave with my skis in his pickup. He got a nice beat-down before the cops arrived. That was satisfying.

What hill

[Supermoon]

Dog shit under the heel piece?

[zartagen]

Coat his skis top and bottom with expanding foam.

I always carry that with me.

[Flyoverland Captive]

What hill

Wild Mtn.

[digitaldeath]

Wild Mtn.

Figures

[Flyoverland Captive]

Wild Mtn.

Yep. I saw a lot of trashy shit there back in the day; lots of arrests. Fun times!

[digitaldeath]

Yep. I saw a lot of trashy shit there back in the day; lots of arrests. Fun times!

Taylor’s falls is a wild place. Close to Wisconsin too so all the rats scurry across the state line

[Flyoverland Captive]

WI drinking age was 18, while MN was 19; lots of drunken antics in the border towns. We’d buy beer in St. Croix, then ski Wild until close. Young and dumb.

[XXX-er]

back in the day some guy at the bar got outed at apres ski as a pole thief

without missing a beat the apres ski band broke into "Maneater" by Hall and Oates

except the lead singer changed the words to pole stealer ... too funny

[digitaldeath]

My alcoholic frenemy stole my car scraper yesterday. It snowed today. Fucking rats

[yeahman]

WI drinking age was 18, while MN was 19; lots of drunken antics in the border towns. We’d buy beer in St. Croix, then ski Wild until close. Young and dumb.

Ha, I remember those 18/19 drinking age days. The bars in Hudson would advertise on Mpls radio for happy hours....4 for 1 drinks early, then 3 for 1, then 2 for 1...by then we were wasted of course, driving back to the cities drunk. Smart! Just one of the many aspects of my youth that leaves me smh and wondering how I ever survived.