How to Make a Marriage Work.

**Bobby Stainless** · 10-23-2017, 04:06 AM

Originally Posted by that dude who did that thing

Well, I really don't have any reason to think that beer drinker is a good skier. All I know about him is the inane crap he posts in the PR.

As to my own skiing, I've been terminally intermediate for a long time. But I have a shitload more fun at it than most people do, so I'm good with that, and don't need to lie about it to seem cool on TGR.

I'm 36, not fat, and I spent my high school years skiing competitively.

Safe to say, your fat ass can't hang with me on the slopes.

Read this.

**detrusor** · 10-23-2017, 06:58 AM

Does on need a fart sack to break out of the rut?

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**Deebased** · 10-23-2017, 07:42 AM

Originally Posted by that dude who did that thing

That's an awesome pic. The photog captured one of the best parts of our relationship. We laugh a lot. And a lot of the time it's her making me laugh at myself.

The coors light bookend peering into the MacBook that screams staged photo op?

**that dude who did that thing** · 10-23-2017, 07:45 AM

It's pretty funny how on one thread beerdrinker insists he doesn't care what anyone on the PR thinks of him, but over here he is making sure we all know he "skied competitively" in college.

Also, at 36, most men are experienced enough to figure out that "when I was in college" starts and/or ends some of the mast pathetic and sad-sounding sentences in the entire English language.

BTW, I do own that book. Thought it was pretty good.

**that dude who did that thing** · 10-23-2017, 07:53 AM

Originally Posted by Deebased

The coors light bookend peering into the MacBook that screams staged photo op?

Whatever. The macbook isn't mine. I use Lenovo. Can't speak to the decor, as the pic was taken in a local restaurant. And, yeah, it was "staged" in the sense that the reporter who was interviewing us asked us to meet him, and took the pic.

BTW, some asshole up above took a shot at my wife. That's some pretty low fucking shit. Especially since she's three times the person any one of you is, and ten times the person he is. Let's all remember that while I am definitely an asshole, skiballs is the lowest form of subhuman who makes fun of a wife and mother he has never even met.

**Bobby Stainless** · 10-23-2017, 10:06 AM

Originally Posted by that dude who did that thing

Also, at 36, most men are experienced enough to figure out that "when I was in college" starts and/or ends some of the mast pathetic and sad-sounding sentences in the entire English language.

Just context for you, and my skiing ability.

**GoldMember** · 10-23-2017, 10:49 AM

Originally Posted by that dude who did that thing

It's pretty funny how on one thread beerdrinker insists he doesn't care what anyone on the PR thinks of him, but over here he is making sure we all know he "skied competitively" in college.

Also, at 36, most men are experienced enough to figure out that "when I was in college" starts and/or ends some of the mast pathetic and sad-sounding sentences in the entire English language.

BTW, I do own that book. Thought it was pretty good.

Might want to re-read his post. Not college, high school. My first thought was of Al Bundy's four touchdowns at Polk High. Not slamming on you, Beerdrinker, just what came to mind...

**Bobby Stainless** · 10-23-2017, 10:57 AM

Yeah, high schol. I went to college in the south.

**Mazderati** · 10-23-2017, 10:59 AM

Originally Posted by Beer Drinker

Yeah, high schol. I went to college in the south.

You don't say.

**that dude who did that thing** · 10-23-2017, 11:00 AM

Originally Posted by Beer Drinker

Just context for you, and my skiing ability.

Yeah, the context is that you feel you need to "prove" what a great skier you are. That tells us more about your personality than it does about your skiing ability.

**Game Over** · 10-23-2017, 11:02 AM

Originally Posted by that dude who did that thing

Whatever. The macbook isn't mine. I use Lenovo. Can't speak to the decor, as the pic was taken in a local restaurant. And, yeah, it was "staged" in the sense that the reporter who was interviewing us asked us to meet him, and took the pic.

BTW, some asshole up above took a shot at my wife. That's some pretty low fucking shit. Especially since she's three times the person any one of you is, and ten times the person he is. Let's all remember that while I am definitely an asshole, skiballs is the lowest form of subhuman who makes fun of a wife and mother he has never even met.

Yea highangle did the same to me a few days ago. It should be on the list with racist shit.

**Mofro261** · 10-23-2017, 11:02 AM

Ta hell with trying to make a marriage work.

Do your best to make a marriage fun.

**GeezerSteve** · 10-23-2017, 11:04 AM

Originally Posted by Mofro261

Do your best to make a marriage fun.

Hell yeah

Originally Posted by that dude who did that thing

BTW, some asshole up above took a shot at my wife. That's some pretty low fucking shit.

Yup, gotta agree with that. This thread sucks

**that dude who did that thing** · 10-23-2017, 11:06 AM

Originally Posted by Mofro261

Ta hell with trying to make a marriage work.

Do your best to make a marriage fun.

That makes a ton of sense and should probably be at the top of the list.

But no matter how hard you work at making it fun, bad times will be imposed on any marriage, and some things cannot be made fun, so you'll need some backup strategies.

**AK47bp** · 10-23-2017, 11:06 AM

Originally Posted by GoldMember

Might want to re-read his post. Not college, high school. My first thought was of Al Bundy's four touchdowns at Polk High. Not slamming on you, Beerdrinker, just what came to mind...

Still a record FYI

**digitaldeath** · 10-23-2017, 11:08 AM

should have stayed anonymous OP

you played yourself

**Bobby Stainless** · 10-23-2017, 11:21 AM

Originally Posted by that dude who did that thing

Yeah, the context is that you feel you need to "prove" what a great skier you are. That tells us more about your personality than it does about your skiing ability.

Nope.

Originally Posted by that dude who did that thing

Well, I really don't have any reason to think that beer drinker is a good skier.

Originally Posted by Beer Drinker

I'm 36, not fat, and I spent my high school years skiing competitively.

Safe to say, your fat ass can't hang with me on the slopes.

Read this.

Just poking fun at you and your skiing ability. Nothing to do with anyone else, or me.

**LHutz Esq** · 10-23-2017, 11:22 AM

I just wanted everyone to know that I raced in College as well.

I kicked ass at the annual "Ski and Spew Collegiate Championships"- seem to remember it included skiing, drinking and trying not to hurl.

... and I have no idea how to make a marriage work.

Although:

I do stupid things that annoy her. She gets mad. I buy her skis.

..seems to have worked for almost 20 years now.

**Banh Mi** · 10-23-2017, 11:30 AM

Originally Posted by Dromontana

Hi there. My name's TJ, and I'll be your ski instructor.

I think it’s that time of year again. Time to watch Aspen Extreme. What I would do to marry a girl like Teri Polo plays..

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**Banh Mi** · 10-23-2017, 11:34 AM

https://youtu.be/3bQy49cND-0

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**TheSilverSurfer** · 10-23-2017, 12:11 PM

Originally Posted by that dude who did that thing

Whatever. The macbook isn't mine. I use Lenovo. Can't speak to the decor, as the pic was taken in a local restaurant. And, yeah, it was "staged" in the sense that the reporter who was interviewing us asked us to meet him, and took the pic.

BTW, some asshole up above took a shot at my wife. That's some pretty low fucking shit. Especially since she's three times the person any one of you is, and ten times the person he is. Let's all remember that while I am definitely an asshole, skiballs is the lowest form of subhuman who makes fun of a wife and mother he has never even met.

Skiballs is one of the biggest idiots here.

**plugboots** · 10-23-2017, 01:02 PM

Skiing's the easy part, Carl.

**wooley12** · 10-23-2017, 01:21 PM

I think that to make a marriage work it takes laughs and giving great sex often so you work on that. The job is easier if you don't try to catch a rainbow trout from a ditch and divorce is not an option.

**wooley12** · 10-23-2017, 01:30 PM

I also think that any anonymous poster attacking wives or kids of a poster who is not anonymous needs a kick in the balls. At least. Metaphorically speaking of course.