How to Make a Marriage Work.

[JimmyCarter]

back on topic - just look at those smiles.
definately poopenhausen.

Is that where her other hand is?

[Harry]

Is that where her other hand is?

Pio likes the finger ?

[JimmyCarter]

Pio likes the finger ?

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[Mazderati]

Careful, Pio. You let her put the pinky in and next thing you know it's full blow Goatse.

[riser4]

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Fist.

[BmillsSkier]

Hahaha

fastfred=Tedski?

Fuck we should be so lucky. Tedski, come back. We need you now more than ever.







And I'm also among those uncomfortable with bringing Mrs. Pio into the mix. ymmv.

[Diamond Joe]

This is the funniest fucking thread I've read in a long time. I was seriously in tears, reading through the first page of replies. Then DD's mom chimed in and Hemingway a page later??

HOF

[Rideski]

It's like some weird form of self harming.... deliberately seeking ridicule on the internets.

Yeah it's called masochism.
All the hard core trolls get off on it.
They'll post things that like 0.384% of people will agree with just to feel the whip crack.
Think about it, Bunny, DD, Pio all post stuff clearly moronic.
Like they'll post up a thesis on how water is not wet just to get attention. Super pathetic.

[AK47bp]

Fuck we should be so lucky. Tedski, come back. We need you now more than ever.







And I'm also among those uncomfortable with bringing Mrs. Pio into the mix. ymmv.

To be fair, this Dude guy has elected himself as the beacon of relationship condescension for TRG, he's a wannabe public figure, he brought his wife into this by pontificating at us how to be a good husband.

If someone found a pic of his wife fisting him like a sock puppet and posted it here that's 100% his doing by starting this thread.

[shroom]

....but James, the software is not in charge.

i thought bezos was? i’m lost

[BmillsSkier]

i thought bezos was? i’m lost

You're not far off...

[fastfred]

a chick that doesn't like period sex is probably not a keeper

and for fuck sake she should at least have blown you

hey buddy I was just telling you how it ended not how it started......................

I leave the details to your imagination

my all time favorite, and this happened in my twenties, chick is blowing me and she says "you taste so good" I'm like honey that's not me your tasting, that's the chick I was with at lunch

I don't got the mentality right now work all day (don't know what the fuck I did, sat on a deck jerking off talking on the phone looking at the ski slopes and you should see my office on peak 9 btw even nicer than my peak 8 office and then my 25 mile spandexed out road ride) I will honestly answer all of the man's statments in post #1 i've read it a couple times and I know I'm a fuck up but people throwing down shit on the internet that is right out of my shrinks text book

[Mazderati]

my all time favorite, and this happened in my twenties, chick is blowing me and she says "you taste so good" I'm like honey that's not me your tasting, that's the chick I was with at lunch

[MrMan]

This. Thread. Is. Pure. Gold.

[hatchgreenchile]

You keep doing you Fred . You’re probably a damn good skier too!

[that dude who did that thing]

A 5 year old could wrap you guys up like a joint in fastfred's place.

It takes a phenomenal lack of insight, or a phenomenally bad ability to maintain a relationship, to think this thread is about you. But all of you went there. Figured if I was talking about someone too un-self-aware to get along with another human I must be talking about you? Ponder that a while.

Harry, I'm sorry your feelings were hurt. Obviously, they are delicate things.

When a single one of you asshats has the balls to put your life out in public, come see me. Till then, you're a bunch of pussies who talk tough but get your feelings hurt when on the receiving end of that same tough talk.

[Harry]

$5 says Jimmy has at least one oddball porn fetish.

Fat women ?

[digitaldeath]

Yeah it's called masochism.
All the hard core trolls get off on it.
They'll post things that like 0.384% of people will agree with just to feel the whip crack.
Think about it, Bunny, DD, Pio all post stuff clearly moronic.
Like they'll post up a thesis on how water is not wet just to get attention. Super pathetic.

Shut up fish

[fatnslow]

Fat women ?

That's real life, not fantasy.

[that dude who did that thing]

$5 says Jimmy has at least one oddball porn fetish.

Well, now I'm fucking offended. ONE? In this day and age you accuse me of having only ONE oddball porn fetish? Any real man with a wifi connection has at least four.

[Vt-Freeheel]

[that dude who did that thing]

Dude, how long you been waiting to use that photo?

[4matic]

I'm sorry your feelings were hurt.

Till then, you're a bunch of pussies who talk tough but get your feelings hurt when on the receiving end of that same tough talk.

I'm not sensing hurt feelings by any self proclaimed "tough talk". Your choice of public service provides no credible authority on relationships or morality.

[LesterSmoove]

Been lurking for a few years here. I appreciate your contributions and stoke, as this is a highly entertaining forum to read except for this Pio guy. Not sure why he felt the need to make such an asinine thread and then lash out against those who informed him how much of a pompous douchebag he is. I do prefer him to DamienSanders and Media310, but I mean, fuck pio. That's my point. I don't like it when politicians try to mess with our public lands, but I mean, that doesn't give Pio a pass for cunting up your forum. Asshole is okay. Pompous jerkoff is bad.

Pio, please post a fishing-related thread like skifishbum and others, or maybe put some useful information into a thread about ski touring. Those are entertaining and sometimes useful. Otherwise, show me your wife's tits or get the fuck out.

Anyways, sick forum guys, perhaps I'll contribute some stoke one day or have something useful to say, but for the time being I just wanted to say fuck pio.

[4matic]

Thanks for playing smoove