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Thread: We're not allowed to look at it, so why show it off?

  1. 09-27-2017, 03:28 PM #1
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    We're not allowed to look at it, so why show it off?

    Cleavage!

    The title was "Cleavage", but seemed misleading lacking pics. What's up with it? Is it to challenge other women? Ever have your eyes completely freeze on it where you're incapable of looking away and you have to mumble "sorry " to the person displaying it? Me neither.
    Remind me. We'll send him a red cap and a Speedo.
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    Frozen eyes is amateur hour. You must master the casual glance, focusing at a distant object beyond the cleavage. Fools 'em every time.
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    Mmmm, titties
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    I thought we solved this problem years ago...sun glasses.
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    the situation strikes me as WAY too much drama at this point
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    Quote Originally Posted by reckless toboggan View Post
    I thought we solved this problem years ago...sun glasses.
    Sí. Gafas del sol muy bueno por mirido las chicas.
    No longer stuck.

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    Just an uneducated guess.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NW_SKIER View Post
    Mmmm, titties
    The anticipation must be killing you.
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    And there will come a day when our ancestors look back...........
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    Cleavage is tits ok with me
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    Cleavage glancing is normal, sunglasses indoors is not.
    Remind me. We'll send him a red cap and a Speedo.
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  10. 09-27-2017, 04:32 PM #10
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    Seinfeld nailed it years ago when he said (something to the effect), cleavage is like the sun, you don't stare at it, its too risky. You get a sense of it and then look away.

    "Some folks may have the luxury to hold out for “the perfect.” But a lot of Americans are hurting right now and they can’t wait for that." - Hillary Clinton
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    Quote Originally Posted by PNWbrit View Post
    The anticipation must be killing you.
    Excruciating
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    I should apologize to anyone who actually speaks Spanish
    No longer stuck.

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    Just an uneducated guess.
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    This thread is worthless without pictures

    I agree it is a constitutional right for Americans to be assholes...its just too bad that so many take the opportunity...    iscariot
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    What we have here is an intelligence failure. You may be familiar with staring directly at that when shaving. .
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    We're not allowed to look at it, so why show it off?

    I give you all permission to look

    There, problem solved
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    Quote Originally Posted by acinpdx View Post
    I give you all permission to look

    There, problem solved
    Congrats. Your's are tits I don't want to see.
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    Real, fake, or, is it all good?

    Just love to have the balls to ask, "So, how much did those cost?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by acinpdx View Post
    I give you all permission to look

    There, problem solved
    My non-existent girlfriend will be thrilled.
    No longer stuck.

    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Just an uneducated guess.
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    I luv me sum cleavon.

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    We're not allowed to look at it, so why show it off?

    I take direction from my 5yr old daughter. I discourage a stare, but an open gaze and innocent comment is perfectly acceptable! And then move on to other matters...
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  21. 09-27-2017, 08:19 PM #21
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    This is a question that answers itself.
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  22. 09-27-2017, 08:27 PM #22
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    the fault lies with the woman displaying her cleavage, she chose to do that.

    even at the beach, she could wear a one piece and lessen the stares; but she chose not to.
    TGR forums cannot handle SkiCougar !
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    It's okay to look, just not to stare.

    I agree it is a constitutional right for Americans to be assholes...its just too bad that so many take the opportunity...    iscariot
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    Quote Originally Posted by SkiCougar View Post
    the fault lies with the woman displaying her cleavage, she chose to do that.

    even at the beach, she could wear a one piece and lessen the stares; but she chose not to.
    Innocence and its expression is lost on you, eh?

    My sympathies. A world without cleavage is what you desire (and one where derision and ridicule is promoted). Such a sad dystopia. May I suggest you need to spend more time amongst female Australians and Europeans at your local ski resort
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    Quote Originally Posted by SkiCougar View Post
    the fault lies with the woman displaying her cleavage, she chose to do that.

    even at the beach, she could wear a one piece and lessen the stares; but she chose not to.
    OMG. A nice one piece gives me way more wood than a bikini. Thanks Baywatch.
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