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    Quote Originally Posted by billyk View Post
    Yeah, Canada sucks at hockey. I remember back to the days of my youth, when I played hockey in Washington state. I forget what they called the bracket, but I was 16 at the time. We took a trip up to Burnaby to play a few games with the locals. To make things "fair" they had us play a team that was a full age division younger. We still got our asses handed to us.

    The other things I remember about the trip - the arena was some kind of mega ice palace with multiple skating rinks and a section for curling. Never seen anything approaching that in the states.

    The other thing was people eating ketchup with their eggs.
    Burnaby is my old stomping grounds, the north Burnaby kids were really good at soccer too eh?

    So you probably played at the Columbia 4 rinks and you were lucky you were only in Burnaby cuz if you were back in Ontario you would have been playing one of their girls teams to make it "fair"

    I never put Ketchup on eggs

    you never see grits in Canada ever anywhere period
    Lee Lau - xxx-er is the laziest Asian canuck I know

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    Quote Originally Posted by Diamond Joe View Post
    Canadianized it for ya
    Thanks, I failed Canadian is high school.

    I agree it is a constitutional right for Americans to be assholes...its just too bad that so many take the opportunity...
    iscariot

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    Quote Originally Posted by hutash View Post
    Thanks, I failed Canadian is high school.

    You have to learn the alphabet first
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    Go sweden!!!
    Looking for the next turn..

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    Quote Originally Posted by the_teo View Post
    Go sweden!!!
    Pardon my Swedish but
    "Kanada är bäst på Hockey och Sverige behöver sjuka på köttbullar och gå av isen"

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    Haha, ya - your swedish needs some work.

    Klipp dig och skaffa dig ett jobb - hejja Sverige!
    Looking for the next turn..

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    Quote Originally Posted by the_teo View Post
    Haha, ya - your swedish needs some work.

    Klipp dig och skaffa dig ett jobb - hejja Sverige!
    Is that an expression or just a nasty rebuttal to my innocent insult?
    Btw blame Google because I don't speak nor do I understand ikea or swedish.

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    Canada sucks at hockey

    Quote Originally Posted by Kenny Satch View Post
    Is that an expression or just a nasty rebuttal to my innocent insult?
    Btw blame Google because I don't speak nor do I understand ikea or swedish.
    Pretty sure the teo is a swede. Just a friendly patriotic correction I think. He seems to really like Canada. Like , reallly like

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    Quote Originally Posted by grinch View Post
    Pretty sure the teo is a swede. Just a friendly patriotic correction I think. He seems to really like Canada. Like , reallly like
    Growing up a Leafs fan we loved Börje Salming and I have a lot of respect for Swedish players.
    I deserved his rebuttal but we should never forgive Sweden for ikea

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    Canada continues its decline towards hockey suckdom with yet another Stanley Cup finals, with no Canadian team. Whats it been now, 5, 6 years since Canada represented for the Cup??

    and both coaches this year, for the first time ever, are American born.

    At least you guys will always have curling. Or, as the rest of the world calls it, "what the fuck are they doing"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Diamond Joe View Post
    At least you guys will always have curling, universal health care, low murder rates, low poverty, some of the hottest women in the world and real beer.
    Or, as the rest of the world calls it, "what the fuck are they doing"
    FIFY and
    We're doing fine thank you even if American teams rely on Canadians players to win a Cup. With us Hockey is nothing.

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