Been out for a couple weeks
need more cliffnotes and also the best jokes told this week that I missed
Been out for a couple weeks
need more cliffnotes and also the best jokes told this week that I missed
skid luxury
Just for you bb...
Two women walk into the vet, both have golden retrievers. They start talking about their dogs and the first woman says, "I don't know what wrong with him, he's always humping people's legs. So, I called the vet and he told me to bring him in to get neutered. He thinks that will solve the humping problem. "
The other woman says "Oh, my god, my dog is doing the same thing, only whenever I get on the floor to play with him, he comes up behind me and gives me the business!"
The first woman says, "So, you're in here for the same thing?"
The second woman says, " Oh no sweetheart, I'm just here to get his nails cut."
"timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang
Haha^^^
Speaking of reviewing weeks, how many weeks ago was this? Just found it moving my stuff.
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"One season per year, the gods open the skies, and releases a white, fluffy, pillow on top of the most forbidding mountain landscapes, allowing people to travel over them with ease and relative abandonment of concern for safety. It's incredible."
Poly Ass executive level summary anyone?
How many idiotic posts did DS start?
who?
New Andrew is slacking.
I still call it The Jake.
Even Alanis would recognize the irony in the above post
Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.
The ads are badddddd
Zone Controller
"He wants to be a pro, bro, not some schmuck." - Hugh Conway
"DigitalDeath would kick my ass. He has the reach of a polar bear." - Crass3000
Welcome to Friday
And go
watch out for snakes
Avoid used anal beads from China.
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Your dog just ate an avocado!
Session beer is in session
Massholes have escaped from the ECRC thread and are dick tickling each other with their knowledge of Boston.
In addition to being up for parole review in July, OJ may also cause diabetes.
"timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang
Utah costcos have good olive oil and attractive mothers.
Even women who weigh a metric ton still get laid.
I still call it The Jake.
And horses
Vibes for those who had a tough week.
watch out for snakes
Rontele is no longer the "go to guy" on pm's.
"timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang
There's more snipers here than previously thought.
I still call it The Jake.
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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