Entry Level Industrial Designer

[TAFKALVS]

I'm hiring. If you want to live in the mountains, operate CNC and design firearms related products, let me know.

https://www.indeed.com/job/industria...2ffc0ac27f71b3

[Norseman]

I enjoyed reading the listing.

[TAFKALVS]

I enjoyed reading the listing.

Well, wanna move and draw dicks on things at work?

[ACH]

wanna draw dicks on things at work?

I didn't see that in the job description, can you please expand on that thought?

[Norseman]

Yes. But you'll have to pay me another 40k to get the dickdoodles 😵.

In all seriousness, I don't have the CNC experience. Some greenhorn MET will score with this position. I can help get the word out if you're coming up short on applicants.

[TAFKALVS]

I didn't see that in the job description, can you please expand on that thought?

Thinks 8th grade level humor is amusing and a welcome part of breaking up workplace monotony.

We have gone so far as to 3D print a dick to send to a customer. We also have a chart in bathroom detailing "Types of Volcanic Eruptions" since one of our employees brags of his epic "poocano" style shits.

[ACH]

We have gone so far as to 3D print a dick to send to a customer. We also have a chart in bathroom detailing "Types of Volcanic Eruptions" since one of our employees brags of his epic "poocano" style shits.

Fecal humor is a staple of any healthy redneck working environment.

[TAFKALVS]

Some greenhorn MET will score with this position. I can help get the word out if you're coming up short on applicants.

This is exactly who we are looking for. Please do, this would be an awesome gig for a skier and gun nut.

[mooseknuckles]

I see that you are getting applicants. Please upload their resumes to a shared drive for our review. In the best interest of the company, we want to make sure you select someone truly worthy of: Poocanos, Drawing dick pics, Company paid shooting and a flexible schedule for world class mountain biking, skiing, hiking and more.

[TAFKALVS]

I see that you are getting applicants. Please upload their resumes to a shared drive for our review. In the best interest of the company, we want to make sure you select someone truly worthy of: Poocanos, Drawing dick pics, Company paid shooting and a flexible schedule for world class mountain biking, skiing, hiking and more.

So far, weirdos. The first person to ask for change in the cover letter is hired!