Possibly the most stoke in this Product Review we have ever had...

[AK47bp]

The MTNWEEKLY Review Review.

* awesum pic of bigmtn badassery - crampons and ice axe, brah *

The MTNWEEKLY uberSTEEP BRAH paid review is one of the better reviews I have ever read. I've commented, and recreationally read clickbait blogs and I have continued to be impressed with my ability to clearly and definitively write meaningless copy. This review is sick!

* awesum pic shredding the gnargnar, brah *

Being marketed as an actual piece of informative objective analysis, The MTNWEEKLY Review, at one easy-to-digest webpage for brahs with short attention spans. I was able to sell stuff: all the sicktarded schwag my industry connections can't wait to foist on me 'cuz I am one certified badass. This is a pretty normal load for me and not only was I able to fit all of this but I was able to carry this load of shite comfortably.

* moar awesum pics of sum sick bootpacking up a coolie so steep you'd shit yer fat-washed-up-skier-sitting-behind-a-desk-right-now-thinking-about-your-next-PBR pants *

With my online thin-skinned commentary I was surprised how the jerkwads here at TGR kept being such friggin' meanies to me. The zippers held well being stuff to the gills, what the hell does that even mean, I have no fucking idea. Made with ballistic grade Nomex, I can take an online flaming and keep on trucking. I highly recommend this review and subsequent Interwebz banter to anyone looking for a way to Make Friends and Influence People.

* yah brah, gittin' after it! Unlike you message board kooks *

STANDOUT FEATURES

- doesn't need to listen to what other people say
- will not shut the fuck up
- not here to make friends
- not here to give out handjobs, either
- was once a fat redhead Jew
- will accept your apology for being such a dick online
- posssibly the most stoke evah
- ABS modular routing

* chillin' on the summit, brah, contemplating oh-so-sweet life *

Complaints/cons

- none

5 / 5 STOOOOKEAGE RATING

Oh my that's gold.

"Not here to give handjobs". Coffee through the nose when I read that.

[NorCalNomad]

When I see this in a review:

"complaints/ cons"
-none

I know that it's either paid, or a pay-to-play scenario, or you never really used it that much. Either way I don't trust anything you have to say. I agree there is a need for high quality, unbiased gear reviews. Unfortunately you seem to be more part of the problem than a solution.

Man, I know the dude who designed the pack, got mine for free, and I still have some complaints about it even though I really like it.

[Eastcoastdan]

media, I think what you are failing to understand is no one has a problem with your blog or how you spend your time but many have a problem with how you are presenting yourself and your blog on this forum.

Mostly how you are handling objections on this specific thread is terrible. I would bet that brands reading this thread would think twice about you the next time they have some super sweet best gear ever to send your way. Although the hand job reviews you provide might be enough to make them overlook your shitty attitude.

[Kim Jong-un]

Dear Media310,
I greatly appreciate your work and insightful reviews. I have been looking for someone such as yourself who has a strong command of the English language and a US passport. Our top notch scientists are looking for product tester to test our products in the US and we will pay all costs plus a stipend for your time.

For example, we have recently developed a backpack which I think you will be quite fond of. To assist you, we have developed a list of test sites in the US; perimeters of nuclear facilities and naval weapons stations for example, where you could test its functionality. Would you be willing to test the backpack for your next review?

Unlike TGR, the DPRK is a country values the hard work you put into all your reviews. Our country embraces the philosophy of Juche, where man is considered the master of his domain.

Sincerely,
Kim Jong-un
Supreme Leader, DPRK

[mrkbrnblm]

I have never attacked anyone on here, nor put anyone down.

you are most likely a fat, washed up skier sitting behind a desk right now thinking about your next PBR.

Makes sense.

[mall walker]

Dear Media310,
I greatly appreciate your work and insightful reviews. I have been looking for someone such as yourself who has a strong command of the English language and a US passport. Our top notch scientists are looking for product tester to test our products in the US and we will pay all costs plus a stipend for your time.

For example, we have recently developed a backpack which I think you will be quite fond of. To assist you, we have developed a list of test sites in the US; perimeters of nuclear facilities and naval weapons stations for example, where you could test its functionality. Would you be willing to test the backpack for your next review?

Unlike TGR, the DPRK is a country values the hard work you put into all your reviews under the philosophy of Juche, where man is considered the master of his domain.

Sincerely,
Kim Jong-un
Supreme Leader, DPRK

hahahaha

[2FUNKY]

There's a fuck ton of win on this page.

[muted]

There's a fuck ton of win on this page.

We should all have pride in our work, here on TGR it's from calling a douche a douche.

If something is worth doing, it's worth doing right, Media310, and it's your crappy website that really turns me off. Like you put very minimum effort into it just to get gear.

[snapt]

Dear Media310,
I greatly appreciate your work and insightful reviews. I have been looking for someone such as yourself who has a strong command of the English language and a US passport. Our top notch scientists are looking for product tester to test our products in the US and we will pay all costs plus a stipend for your time.

For example, we have recently developed a backpack which I think you will be quite fond of. To assist you, we have developed a list of test sites in the US; perimeters of nuclear facilities and naval weapons stations for example, where you could test its functionality. Would you be willing to test the backpack for your next review?

Unlike TGR, the DPRK is a country values the hard work you put into all your reviews. Our country embraces the philosophy of Juche, where man is considered the master of his domain.

Sincerely,
Kim Jong-un
Supreme Leader, DPRK

Maybe TGR hasn't lost its way after all.

[skiJ]

we do that for all our snowboard reviews and splitboard reviews too. If you don't like what I personally bring to the table call Todd or Steve or just get back to lurking behind a ski message board.

Jealousy is a hell of a drug, clearly I'm doing something right if brands keep sending gear out for our team to help with r&D and product reviews.

Guess what I have a clear vision of where this ship is sailing, so if you don't like our reviews, content and overall stoke for skiing, snowboarding and winter sports you may want to look elsewhere as SIA lit a fire under me!!! Everyone aside from message board kooks and the Big B seems to support myself and the Mountain Weekly News!! Maybe someone aka you needs to call the industry and tell them I'm a "click-bait" spammer, and to stop sending gear??

If you ever need help with http://www.powfix.com/ let me know, better yet take the high road and hit me up to become one of our gear testers like so many of the unamed maggot lurkers before you have..

media310.
welcome to the Ignore user function...

tj

[billyhoyle]

I haven't been on your site before, so I gave it a chance. I clicked. I saw a missing word and a comma splice in the first goddamn sentence of the article. I said "wow", closed the tab, and continued living my mountain-weekly-garbage free life. Kudos for getting free gear, but goddamn...at least get someone to proofread that shit.

[3PinGrin]

I haven't been on your site before, so I gave it a chance. I clicked. I saw a missing word and a comma splice in the first goddamn sentence of the article. I said "wow", closed the tab, and continued living my mountain-weekly-garbage free life. Kudos for getting free gear, but goddamn...at least get someone to proofread that shit.

I am envisioning frantic googling of "comma splice" by the OP.

[pfluffenmeister]

Man, I know the dude who designed the pack, got mine for free, and I still have some complaints about it even though I really like it.

Yeah, well you probably give hand jobs too.

[Lostmyboards]

I need a pack. I'm a noob to the PNW and will be forced to tour, dawn patrol and some day trips. I want one that will carry all my safety gear, but have separate compartments for food clothes, lots of cinches for different loads, strong, light, carry skis well, buckle properly, distribute load well, and maybe even use in resort. Do I want a 26l or do I need 34l? Anyway, the stoke was so great I could not see the pack. I pretty much quit reading when I figured out I would not learn anything, but reread after the flames. Maybe it was just the endorphins from your killer trip, brah. Good luck with your venture. Be nice. There is a lot of good criticism underneath the abrasiveness. I get the idea there are a number of pros here, the sort of people that having a good reputation with can help you along your journey.

[2FUNKY]

We should all have pride in our work, here on TGR it's from calling a douche a douche.

If something is worth doing, it's worth doing right, Media310, and it's your crappy website that really turns me off. Like you put very minimum effort into it just to get gear.

Not sure why you quoted me. I thought tri-ung, Kim jong and others killed it. Funny stuff.

[Ski to Be]

Dear Media310,
I greatly appreciate your work and insightful reviews. I have been looking for someone such as yourself who has a strong command of the English language and a US passport. Our top notch scientists are looking for product tester to test our products in the US and we will pay all costs plus a stipend for your time.

For example, we have recently developed a backpack which I think you will be quite fond of. To assist you, we have developed a list of test sites in the US; perimeters of nuclear facilities and naval weapons stations for example, where you could test its functionality. Would you be willing to test the backpack for your next review?

Unlike TGR, the DPRK is a country values the hard work you put into all your reviews. Our country embraces the philosophy of Juche, where man is considered the master of his domain.

Sincerely,
Kim Jong-un
Supreme Leader, DPRK

Supreme leader. You have probably represented the product better in that one photo than Media 310 would in 10 of his review photos

[406]

Another reason to use active junky, take money away from the clickbait clowns.

[truax]

Dear Media310,
I greatly appreciate your work and insightful reviews. I have been looking for someone such as yourself who has a strong command of the English language and a US passport. Our top notch scientists are looking for product tester to test our products in the US and we will pay all costs plus a stipend for your time.

For example, we have recently developed a backpack which I think you will be quite fond of. To assist you, we have developed a list of test sites in the US; perimeters of nuclear facilities and naval weapons stations for example, where you could test its functionality. Would you be willing to test the backpack for your next review?

Unlike TGR, the DPRK is a country values the hard work you put into all your reviews. Our country embraces the philosophy of Juche, where man is considered the master of his domain.

Sincerely,
Kim Jong-un
Supreme Leader, DPRK

Sofa king good. Many thanks, KimJ