Meanwhile in Florida...

[CarlMega]

Oops….
https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/...video/2764151/

This is the difference between ppl who want to posture and those who are really "bad people". There's probably 3-4 seconds where you could be rapid stabbing that biker in the throat shiv style while he's still reaching for his gun.

Bad MFers don't think, they pounce. If you are thinking, you are not a bad MFer. Don't pretend. Its not in your interest.

[irul&ublo]

Pretty cliche.

It’s Florida….what do you expect?

[Harry]

It’s Florida….what do you expect?

maximum stupidity


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[warthog]

maximum stupidity


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So who exactly is stupid? I see plates from all 50 states here. Are they smart before they get here?
Is it all the sunshine? Over 1,000 people move here per day. Are they all stupid too?
Just curious.

[::: :::]

If I’m picking up what you’re throwing down…
Is Florida Man a result of going to Florida? A kind of infection of the healthy…
Or are Florida Men just attracted to it naturally like the home planet essential gravity calling them home?

I dunno, but we’re all curious too

[warthog]

If I’m picking up what you’re throwing down…
Is Florida Man a result of going to Florida? A kind of infection of the healthy…
Or are Florida Men just attracted to it naturally like the home planet essential gravity calling them home?

I dunno, but we’re all curious too

I have lived here for 25 years now. I know plenty of natives. Aside from the occasional overzealous love affair with Jesus, I don't see too much stupid. No more than anywhere else.

Our theory- Crazy people like nice weather too. Oh, and Meth.

[::: :::]

I have lived here for 25 years now. I know plenty of natives. Aside from the occasional overzealous love affair with Jesus, I don't see too much stupid. No more than anywhere else.

Our theory- Crazy people like nice weather too. Oh, and Meth.

Are they that crazy if they like nice weather, tho? Cuz that’s def not crazy?
So many questions…

[warthog]

I also think it helps that it is legal to publish a who's in jail publication that you can buy at gas stations and convenience stores. The publication has everybody's mug shots. It is pretty fun to pick out the hot ones vs the meth heads. That kind of ammo must feed the FL Man stories pretty well.

[::: :::]

I also think it helps that it is legal to publish a who's in jail publication that you can buy at gas stations and convenience stores. The publication has everybody's mug shots. It is pretty fun to pick out the hot ones vs the meth heads. That kind of ammo must feed the FL Man stories pretty well.

Wait, people pay for that publication?
Or, is it a paper/mag that has other content?

[frorider]

So the standard explanation you read all the time is that Florida has the broadest / strongest Freedom of Information laws & info about criminals becomes public in real time essentially via a range of media. However another reason that comes up is that mental health spending per capita is the lowest of any state, supposedly.

[heckacali]

The "what makes a Florida man a Florida man" philosophical investigation has the potential to get more legs than the "what is upstate" debate.

[Garbowski]

There's a whole lot more 'Florida Man' in the PNW than any other place I have lived, so not sure it's the weather.

[skaredshtles]

Wait.

People move to Florida because they think the weather is NICE?!?

[The AD]

Those are the people who think anything is better than cold and snow.

[MakersTeleMark]

It’s Florida….what do you expect?

I meant "bringing a knife to a gun fight".

[warthog]

Those are the people who think anything is better than cold and snow.

You fly to warm. I fly to cold and snow.

Garbowski gets it. FL Man doesn't necessarily live here. He sure does party here though.

[dunfree]

There's a whole lot more 'Florida Man' in the PNW than any other place I have lived, so not sure it's the weather.

cascappalachia & Appalachia != Florida man

Florida is the dumpster of the usa, it attracts trash from every state. Retirees, meth freaks, only fans models, crypto pimps, golfers, people who think Ferraris are best driven at 25mph in traffic. It’s a low class Mos Eisley

[spanky]

Florida Woman. Giving Florida Man a run for his money…

https://polksheriff.org/news-investi...and-mcdonald-s

Sheriff’s Press Conference
https://youtu.be/FbRFqWYRazE

"I don't know what was wrong with her that night," Judd said. "I don't know if she was two fries short of a Happy Meal, but she created a McMess and acted like a McNut… she ended up a McBurglar."

[warthog]

Grady Judd is a hero round these parts. They even have a weekend Jeep off-road event call Jeepin' with Judd. It raises a bunch of cash for special causes.

https://jeepinwithjudd.com

[altacoup]

The fact the sheriff gave a press conference for that is even more incredible than the actions of the criminal herself.


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[Diamond Joe]

Ahhh Florida. America's mullet.

[evdog]

Dirt biker is set on fire by police taser after gas from his moto spills over him when he is tackled by officers. 3rd degree burns to 75% of his body.

https://www.advrider.com/florida-dir...t-says-lawyer/

https://www.wesh.com/article/osceola...rrest/40048474

[JongDoe]

Florida Woman. Giving Florida Man a run for his money…

https://polksheriff.org/news-investi...and-mcdonald-s

Sheriff’s Press Conference
https://youtu.be/FbRFqWYRazE

Despite being asked to leave multiple times, Jones remained inside of the store, and called 911 on her cell phone and told the operator, “I’m five month pregnant…these people don’t know how to run a m***********g McDonald’s!”

Calling 911 because Mcds is taking too long is a new one.

[frorider]

Calling 911 because Mcds is taking too long is a new one.

I guarantee you that has happened in Florida before.

[riser4]

I have lived here for 25 years now. I know plenty of natives. Aside from the occasional overzealous love affair with Jesus, I don't see too much stupid. No more than anywhere else.

Our theory- Crazy people like nice weather too. Oh, and Meth.

Shit. You got warm weather, the meths, and alligators? I'll be right there.