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  1. 12-23-2016, 01:03 PM #1
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    Who's getting divorced?

    Which one of you was it? At Denver Airport this morning. You were unloading your big bag of skis and the fellow who parked next to you in an Astro van asked where you were going.

    "Alaska. My wife decided last week we are getting divorced. Going to spend all my money heli skiing and touring before she takes the rest."

    You looked pretty relieved and stoked. Hope Ullr blesses your trip.
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  2. 12-23-2016, 01:22 PM #2
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    That's kind of awesome in a messed up way.
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    Hookers and blow too I hope
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  4. 12-23-2016, 02:03 PM #4
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    Too funny!
    My uncle didn't ski, so he spent his cash on a black 65 Stingray instead.
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  5. 12-23-2016, 05:49 PM #5
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    Well played soontobedivorcedood
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  6. 12-23-2016, 06:57 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bronco View Post
    That's kind of awesome in a messed up way.
    Actually, that's seriously awesome.
    I’m shining like a new dime
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  7. 12-23-2016, 07:13 PM #7
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    Trip report please (whomever you are).
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  8. 12-23-2016, 07:20 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by NW_SKIER View Post
    Hookers and blow too I hope
    Alaskan hookers? Double up on the blow.
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  9. 12-23-2016, 08:21 PM #9
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    Sounds like he deserves to be getting dumped... he should be heading to italy or japan.
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  10. 12-24-2016, 12:23 AM #10
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    Smart guy. I did the heli trip post divorce as a present to myself for getting out of a shitty marriage.
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  11. 12-24-2016, 10:05 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by hatchgreenchile View Post
    black 65 Stingray
    Now that is one bad ass ride.
    "Can't you see..."
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    Quote Originally Posted by MARSHALL TUCKER View Post
    Now that is one bad ass ride.
    Only problem with that strategy is that your future ex-wife still owns half of it. Spending it on heli skiing or other disposables makes it a little tough to recover in the divorce.
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  13. 12-24-2016, 11:26 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by oftpiste View Post
    Only problem with that strategy is that your future ex-wife still owns half of it. Spending it on heli skiing or other disposables makes it a little tough to recover in the divorce.
    So you cut it in half? Right down the middle.
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  14. 12-24-2016, 11:54 PM #14
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    ^^^ King Saloman right there.
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    Better than King Salmon. Fishy jurisprudence.
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  16. 12-25-2016, 12:27 AM #16
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    Saloman is at least skiing-related and almost completely unfishy.

    (psyched someone got my stupid little pun)
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  17. 12-25-2016, 01:19 AM #17
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    Have to be honest, I still wasn't 100% certain since Salomon was still misspelled, but yeah, I figured that's what you were going for. Have a good holiday, mang de glace.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carl_Mega View Post
    Alaskan hookers? Double up on the blow.
    Consider a pre buy on penicillin
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  21. 12-25-2016, 10:22 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dexter Rutecki View Post
    Have to be honest, I still wasn't 100% certain since Salomon was still misspelled
    dagnabbit.

    Hope it's been a good christmas in the Rutecki household as well.
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  22. 12-26-2016, 12:50 AM #22
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    Perhaps King Saloman's mime could sign it for Fistumus.
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  23. 12-26-2016, 05:57 AM #23
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    Where is mime?

    That guy wuz phunny.
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  24. 12-26-2016, 07:10 PM #24
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    Haven't heard from him in a while.
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  25. 12-26-2016, 07:25 PM #25
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