THC detection: How Long for a 6' 175 lb oldster?

[Buster Highmen]

Mrs. Bimble is a Medical Laboratory Scientist...she says it depends on usage but 2 weeks should be enough. Everybody's different though, so no guarantee. The store-bought pee thing might be a good idea, just in case. Hopefully they don't swab you.

Max of 4 tokes/week of simple green bud over the last 8 months.

[Garth Bimble]

Max of 4 tokes/week of simple green bud over the last 8 months.

I'll ask but I'm sure there are too many variables involved to make an accurate assessment. I'll let you know.

[rehabit]

Quick Fix brand, synthetic urine...Passes every time and super easy to use.

[RootSkier]

You're a lawyer and still this dumb?

You'll pass if you abstain for the next three weeks. Take a test at home to be sure but I've been in this situation a few times recently. I'm a little taller and your weight. I didn't stop working out.

It was more of a policy question. Like why the fuck would an employer care?

[yeahman]

I tried using clean piss in place of my own but they would not accept the sample because it did not register warm enough on the container's thermometer. So figure out a way to keep it warm if you go that route.

[raisingarizona13]

I would think two weeks and you should be clear. I've been told it depends on how much body fat you have, how often you smoke and how active you are. You sound like normal weight and being a once a week user you should clear it out pretty quick, even quicker if you are active. 3 weeks and I would think you would be gold but I'm no doctor.

[Buster Highmen]

It was more of a policy question. Like why the fuck would an employer care?

More importantly, why the fuck am I st00ping to this after 30+ years writing code?

It's because I'll be dealing with personal data from credit companies who require the test.

The whole thing fucking sucks.

[Buster Highmen]

I would think two weeks and you should be clear. I've been told it depends on how much body fat you have, how often you smoke and how active you are. You sound like normal weight and being a once a week user you should clear it out pretty quick, even quicker if you are active. 3 weeks and I would think you would be gold but I'm no doctor.

This is my understanding, that in general, if you're reasonably height/weight proportionate and light intake (I'm only a lightweight weekend waster now), 3 weeks should be good.

I greatly appreciate all the input.

[Diamond Joe]

Cannabinoids are detectable in urine for a lot less time than previously thought
"Single Use- 3 days
Moderate Use (4 tokes/week, OP) - 5 days
Daily Use- 10 days
Chronic Smoker- 21-27 days
Retention times may vary depending on variables including drug metabolism and half-life, patients physical condition, fluid intake, and method and frequency of ingestion."

Source: National Institute on Drug Abuse and PharmChem Laboratories
(Taken from the Drug Identification Bible (Law Enforcement Ed) c2006 edition p603)

[mcski]

More importantly, why the fuck am I st00ping to this after 30+ years writing code?

It's because I'll be dealing with personal data from credit companies who require the test.

The whole thing fucking sucks.

Wait til they start asking for TPS reports

[digitaldeath]

Isn't there a prosthetic weiner filled with synthetic piss
that some pro athlete baller tried to use for a test?

Ontario Smith. Vikings back

[BmillsSkier]

It was more of a policy question. Like why the fuck would an employer care?

The giant deduction on their insurance is why they care.

OP: wife used to help run one of the nations most sensitive forensic toxicology labs in the country and we had lots of experience with equipment and testing. Bottom line is if you have to piss you need to be less than 50ng/mL of metabolite delta9-THC-COOH which in laymans terms is a very high threshold that is easy to pass if you: stop smoking, drink lots of water, cut exercise before your test etc as has been mentioned. This metabolite and most thc metabolites have a week long half life meaning half of what is stored in your fat cells will be excreted and gone every seven days. You can do the math. You sound like a regular toker/consistent toker so just stop now and do as described above. Test yourself with a home kit a week before to be sure.

In all likelihood the employer is going to have you go to a national provider like Quest Diagnostics. Their threshold is 50ng/mL - the same as the home tests. (Read: not the litmus paper on the home piss cup, the lab results when you mail it in)

Good luck.

[Bobby Stainless]

I can't for the life of me figure out, why you wouldn't spend 100 bucks on a sure thing, when your livelihood is at stake.

[Skidog]

I can't for the life of me figure out, why you wouldn't spend 100 bucks on a sure thing, when your livelihood is at stake.

Quick fix ain't even $100 unless it went way up. I've used it 4 times. Wife once. Just literally had a 55+ friend use it a week ago, and a few other.
This is the only sure fire way to beat a stupid work piss test. Unfortunately life insurance uses blood work. Bitches.

[Timberridge]

I'm surprised no one has mentioned the obvious...a blood transfusion the night before.

[glademaster]

I have used urinetheclear.com with success, to substantiate Beer Drinker's claim. I usually keep a kit on hand, just in case.

[riser4]

If I stop working out the whole week before, I'll lose my mind - that's been a real stress and anxiety reliever.
The last year has sucked.

Spank it hard for the week.

[Sirshredalot]

Spank it hard for the week.

That goes without saying.

[Mofro261]

If it was really an issue for some of these companies they'd do a follicle test.....

And all of the stoners would become skinheads.

[Dantheman]

This is my understanding, that in general, if you're reasonably height/weight proportionate and light intake (I'm only a lightweight weekend waster now), 3 weeks should be good.

I greatly appreciate all the input.

In addition to stopping exercise several days before, eat like a gluttonous pig (more or less) as well. That way you'll be storing fat and minimizing metabolite release from your fat cells.

[DBdude]

didn't read the thread - stop now and you will pass a piss test easily

[johnnyg82]

Send me a bottle and return shipping and I'll send you some of mine, it's clean.

Here's what I learned from the Ross Rebagliati case, it usually stays in your system 3-4 weeks.

[DBdude]

Send me a bottle and return shipping and I'll send you some of mine, it's clean.

Here's what I learned from the Ross Rebagliati case, it usually stays in your system 3-4 weeks.

the above is just not true in regards to the testing levels of a piss test. you would have to super chronic user to fail after quitting for three weeks

[Deebased]

Good Luck Buster. If that doesn't work out send me a PM. Lots of good work out there.

[raisingarizona13]

Spank it hard for the week.

I have been told that two to three days of furious masturbation with a rope tied around your neck tight enough to cut off 62% of your normal oxygen intake does the trick.