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[0BernhardFranz]

chute sister in hospital ketteler offenbach but she does not get the meds i found would heal her and i don´t get them in the first place so I may delay trip as i need to be around to heal her
i use time to figure about ski gear for knees jetpants and so on and about resorts austria 40 % go to church so they ski best so lech is best in austria so i thought lech but engelberg and verbier attract me with many nice gondolas bf

[Rontele]

chute sister in hospital ketteler offenbach but she does not get the meds i found would heal her and i don´t get them in the first place so I may delay trip as i need to be around to heal her
i use time to figure about ski gear for knees jetpants and so on and about resorts austria 40 % go to church so they ski best so lech is best in austria so i thought lech but engelberg and verbier attract me with many nice gondolas bf

WTF?! Seriously.

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[Rontele]

POTD candidate!

[0BernhardFranz]

shit man in one day i may be going 90 kmh down a slope dyeing if i impact onto a rock my sister is close to death and you hunt typos ! are you grammer school spelling teacher ? O.K., doode ... ilived in venice i saw 5 times a day people die of street violence or get critcally injured so i think the us is focused on important stuff - and you hunt my typos ! they don´t hurt ... you know, good deed, good soul, thank you !

trip report : I try to decide where to go - maybe my sister is getting stable enough for me to leave ! engelberg saas fee lech verbier on my mind i must decide ... if i will get any rush like in himal pradesh or iceland in a modern resort i dont know if i manage to film anything cool i dont know i just got two cams now picture and film ... sure few people where in the 1b in 3 days and my injury is getting better and sure few drop darts like i do in the center - so maybe some cool , genuine stuff could get on tape and photo !
the "pros" that passed by i don´t know how to talk to - just shy - or I would be going with some names in the outdoor world - so savety also goes down, badly ... and this time whatever cool thing has to be save or my ma pulls the sponsorship ! hardest question : what resort with a train i dont want to switch resorts i think dice are rolled and it is lech as it is fairly big and if i look around I can find challenging parts maybe - if i manage to link up with my pro friends if they say ok we are of to alaska and the himalaya - they like me so they don´t hike with me to "bad areas"

[0BernhardFranz]

my sister got cancer i help with therapie so maybe cant go now but cam is bought and IN connection in the works maybe i go ski to cheer up prob 1 week lech as it is german speaking and big the cool stuff in Engelberg
works but just some with guides prob - the cliff chute i will film and phto all cool spots games great but to cold for me to go

[Chuck Norris]

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mind gone flailing pain at age 6 I fell from ladder onto stairs with therapy I grew to age 10 and better
at home I ski and dance with lights off and twirl with mom. she smokes near child as she did when I was in the womb just a little unborn creature helpless and crying. Makes lungs strong she says when we are alone, lichen and paste.

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children are fun with toys play cats and dogs rain under table and chairs
hats I ski with hat for ears are warm and dry for hearing. children ski with me and above and around in circles laughing and falling with tears. dreams haunt me in night time and morning and skies are never alone with clouds in shapes and sizes of plates big plates of water

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bearded chuck with mother smoking near gas and fumes with danger
fag is a word that taunted school time kids kicking and pencils eat lunch on floor
roundhouse kick too much and jail but not alone with death

[stompinlines]

Hey Bernie,
How many languages are you fluent in?

[0BernhardFranz]

Hi,

I am naturally fluent in german and mayored in german literature in our high school then studied about 2000 classical plays in german.
In English: I lived 6 years in UK or US lived in Oxford and LA , Connecticut and London.I read a lot of high quality writing like Scientific American, all Shakepeares and 20 000 pages of Tolkien who has a good vocabulary.
I read Latin fluently in school and also the new Testament in Old Greek ( but I knew it ).
In Spanish and French I guess the meaning if I read it so in Italian.
But really fluency clear cut only English and German.

[Art Shirk]

Hi,

I am naturally fluent in german and mayored in german literature in our high school then studied about 2000 classical plays in german.
In English: I lived 6 years in UK or US lived in Oxford and LA , Connecticut and London.I read a lot of high quality writing like Scientific American, all Shakepeares and 20 000 pages of Tolkien who has a good vocabulary.
I read Latin fluently in school and also the new Testament in Old Greek ( but I knew it ).
In Spanish and French I guess the meaning if I read it so in Italian.
But really fluency clear cut only English and German.

I speak all languages of love.

[bbirtle]

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Bernhard my dearie -
Will you please stop bumping this - your own - useless, stupid, humorless thread so it stops appearing on my New Posts every friggin day? You had comic appeal on page one of this stinkfest but that's long evaporated.

[alpinepronghorn]

But really fluency clear cut only English and German.

Clearly...

[0BernhardFranz]

Just watching National Geographics Everest DVD really cool ... I got 53 Star Wars books today ... my ma figures if I read Star wars books I won´t go ski, so it was easy to get them ! Anyone heard of Kent Kreitler ? I thought I saw him driving around.At least externally he seems to be in one piece ... to bad it was booked out as he wanted to take me, but anyhow here I don´t have the cash ( I am offerded to move to my affluent friends in the US, before I accept I live about average living standart and " 100 heli hours " are not really words that make my ma flex her plastic and say "take 200" - it goes for her patient by patient not million by million - but in Engelberg and Lech I see quite chuty terrain that seems to offer the same bang for a buck as it is gondola accesssed - here my ma says NO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hire guides if you have to ... wonder if there is not same save area that is really deep I can do without guides - it´s like we got a suitcase and want to put a house a surfboard a camel and 500 xboxes in at the same time - I want vert my ma want no vert I want pow my ma wants no piste even etc. )

[0BernhardFranz]

My computer might be gone and I need to repair it to get video on - to bad.My sister gets´s out of hospital Thursday probably.She has cancer but I found dozens of remedies and they may be working.I try to turn all computer s to projectors and ventilate them, much work but worth it.My ma wants to pay me RAMADA for ENGELBERG 1 week and a tour with guide.I have to book, pack and get done.

[Rontele]

Auf widersen and please do not come back.

[sevensixfive]

reminds me of dr. bronners soap labels

[0BernhardFranz]

rontele and "critiques": my messages are for HOMO SAPIENS, looser !

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obernhard we have so much in common. Lamb expeditions is where I grew up in work of pain - life is not pain but suffering and learning and without life there would be nothing. the meaning of life I foud to be true as I struggle to find remedy for the ails of my sister remedies of herbs for pain and spiritual lights - drugs I do not want. too many drugs in the past and herbs can cure but need to try more combinations - sister is willing to eat the cures I have cures for everything in time
when i ski I think I know the snow can cure but how and the ice is melting but where does it go and why? so many questions and answers are right here and it can all make sense with time.
Find the snow bernhard.Watch it fall and form and stuck and melt months and years wash away - eroding, magnetic, supreme, and the cure is there.

[0BernhardFranz]

BOOKED ENGELBERG RAMADA SATURDAY TO SATURDAY not this next now i try to get in touch with expedition guides if anyone is around that time say hi
i got two cams maybe we can shoot some
i wear turquoise mountain hardware down blue or yellow tnf pants and balck hemet golden volants silver bubblebee backpack

true stuff above

I skied 3 weeks it got better 1 spent four weeks in the himal pradesh it got better so with 3 weeks highlands we may soonmove into natural area but maybe we buy a small flat or room somewhere in a resort or so inhawaii i could build on my lot if i ever get it transfered they got snow there - i got offers moving to resorts aspen etc to friends think i will make that change
think i also get my sister cured bf not dan mazur RM wrote an email maybe off to Juval bf

[0BernhardFranz]

reminds me of dr. bronners soap labels

just the same plan bf

[0BernhardFranz]

now the page counter was 9994 and when i saved it it saved in 44% ... 90 % steps and i was 49 cm at birth ! cool !

[adam]

This is my favorite thing off of your page Franz:
"ggxr 551 making death threats cars with such licenes plates caused most of the bombs that went of in Israel in teh last 10 yaetrs by popping up around me .. mil staff in enocurage to open fire on them without warning also dietrich franz making threats against me and dressing up as a transvestite".