Worst Song Ever???

**smartyiak** · 09-08-2016, 09:33 AM

“We Built This City,” the Worst Song of All Time

http://www.gq.com/story/oral-history...ng-of-all-time

C'mon GQ, there's gotta be 4 albums of Nickelback songs to chose from...that Iggy Azalea...Bon Jovi...thousands I can't even think of right now. It's not a great song, but FAR from some of the junk out there.

So: What's your worst song? (For the record, I cringe everytime I hear the intro to "Livin' on a Prayer" CANNOT STAND IT!!!!)

**huckbucket** · 09-08-2016, 09:45 AM

This is the worst song ever.

**Garth Bimble** · 09-08-2016, 10:00 AM

I can't find the video, hopefully somebody else can pull it up but the Slovakian anti-war rap song that popped up here awhile back has Starship beat by a mile.

edit: I found it...he's Hungarian...

**BigDaddy** · 09-08-2016, 10:25 AM

Anything by journey

**TahoeJ** · 09-08-2016, 10:34 AM

Almost anything by a professional athlete.

**FLS** · 09-08-2016, 10:39 AM

So bad it's good,

**TahoeJ** · 09-08-2016, 10:45 AM

Remember this one?

**El Chupacabra** · 09-08-2016, 10:55 AM

"We Built This City" has the whole sellout thing going for it -- from Jefferson Airplane counterculture 1960s to corporate yuppie 1980s for Grace Slick.

"Friday" is a manufactured ego project, but does that make it any worse than any of the assembled boy bands?

My vote goes to Nickelback and their "Rock Star" song. First time I heard it, I thought it was a parody of corporate cock rock. Then I realized they were serious. I have to pick Nickelback over Starship because Nickelback makes me want to immediately turn off the radio, but Starship doesn't.

**irul&ublo** · 09-08-2016, 10:56 AM

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

She's back.....

**huckbucket** · 09-08-2016, 11:20 AM

She's got "constipation face" when she sings.

**4matic** · 09-08-2016, 02:21 PM

Originally Posted by BigDaddy

Anything by journey

I understand the hate but "Faithfully" is all time in the rock ballad category.

**Danno** · 09-08-2016, 05:50 PM

A slow ballad by Don Henley, your pick.

**iceman** · 09-08-2016, 06:00 PM

every song by Matisyahu.

**Meadow Skipper** · 09-08-2016, 06:21 PM

Originally Posted by BigDaddy

Anything by journey

Heretic!

Come on, sing along. You know the words.

**Vt-Freeheel** · 09-08-2016, 06:32 PM

Whatever that crap was on the football season preview show 10 minutes ago.

**dtown** · 09-08-2016, 06:35 PM

Gordon Lightfoot and The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald

**babybear** · 09-08-2016, 06:39 PM

Cotton eye joe
When I secretly want to burn someone's day I'll just casually hum a couple riffs while I'm walking by then BOOM in their head all day

**Meadow Skipper** · 09-08-2016, 06:43 PM

Originally Posted by baby bear

Cotton eye joe
When I secretly want to burn someone's day I'll just casually hum a couple riffs while I'm walking by then BOOM in their head all day

Excellent. I'm gonna pull that one at the trailhead for the next long skin in to the goods. A guy I know used to start singing Garden Party at the trailhead. Bastard.

**wicked_sick** · 09-08-2016, 11:17 PM

If we're talking commercially released stuff by well known names, I'd have to say every single song on the collaboration album featuring metallica and Lou Reed. I can't remember what it's called, but I remember it hurting my ears.

Otherwise:

**Flyoverland Captive** · 09-08-2016, 11:46 PM

We used to play "Built This City" as a drinking game back in college. Everyone gets a six-pack; play that fucking song on repeat. Nobody can leave the room until they drink all six beers... Now GO!