Mitch Hedberg

[iceman]

Yeah he's dead, been dead for a while. And it was kinda sad to watch him go down. But holy shit the guy was funny. Best stand-up of his (my) generation I'd say, and I watch all the standup I can, I love it. A lot of people don't seem to get it, maybe me and Mitch are the crazy ones and they're sane, or maybe it's the other way around. There is really not very much video out there, he died right before that exploded, but this is probably the best short Mitch clip out there:

[Meadow Skipper]

He's so good. I steal this line from him and use it all the time:
"I used to use drugs. I still do, but I used to too."

[skuff]

He's so good. I steal this line from him and use it all the time:
"I used to use drugs. I still do, but I used to too."

I just used that Mitch line with some golfing buddies 2 days ago, it was well received.

[NW_SKIER]

Mitch was the best! Easily my favorite of all time.

"My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana. I said, 'No, but I want a regular banana later, so, yeah.'"

[BrokeSomeRibs]

I saw Mitch perform live at Town Hall Theater in NYC just a couple weeks before he died. Along with Stephen Lynch. What an amazing night. I had sore abs for 2 days after from laughing so hard.

[SkiBall]

I saw this hobo eating grapes and I said dude, you have to WAIT!

Maybe not verbatim but gets me everytime.

[TomCrac]

[Mofro261]

Loved Hedberg. Let's from a club.

[iceman]

I can not eat a club sandwich without thinking of Mitch.

[TahoeJ]

"You know, I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with 'em later."

Love that line.

[Tippster]

"People are missing. Who can eat at a time like this? ... There are people locked up in someone's trunk, with duct tape over their mouths, and they're hungry. That's a triple whammy."

Never gets old. RIP Mitch.

[HankScorpio]

Every time I order and doughnut, I recite this in my head,

[ill-advised strategy]

I saw this hobo eating grapes and I said dude, you have to WAIT!

Maybe not verbatim but gets me everytime.

"dogs are forever in the pushup position"

lol

[My Pet Powder Goat]

He was one of a kind. Love his irreverent style

[zartagen]

There was an escalator that was temporarily stairs at the airport the other day.

[Core Shot]

I ate one anchovy, and that is why I did not eat two anchovies.

[ötzi]

Rice is good when you want to eat two thousand of something.