wwmd. neighbor has a beagle....

[assman]

"spicy" meatball...

[AKbruin]

I've got a similar problem. I've got a neighbor with a couple beagles that won't shut the fuck up. And then I've got a different neighbor who retaliates against the first neighbor with equally loud noises and attempted dog-murder based on terrible advice he received on the internet. The good news is that the second neighbor, for whatever reason, occasionally throws pot muffins into my yard once in a while, so we're good.

[riser4]

I've got a similar problem. I've got a neighbor with a couple beagles that won't shut the fuck up. And then I've got a different neighbor who retaliates against the first neighbor with equally loud noises and attempted dog-murder based on terrible advice he received on the internet. The good news is that the second neighbor, for whatever reason, occasionally throws pot muffins into my yard once in a while, so we're good.

As long as you keep breathing.

[El Chupacabra]

If the neighbor's dog isn't a purely outside dog (if it sleeps inside at night), feed it a can of refried beans when it's outside barking. Won't hurt the dog any, but should have a mighty impact on the neighbor when the dog goes back indoors.

All I can say is that my neighbor's dog in Las Vegas slurped down those beans fast...

[yeahman]

My neighbor had 36 sled dogs barking all the time. I had plenty of fantasies about poisoning those things but fact is it's not their fault, it's the dumbass owner. What I found out is... It is possible to deal with noise issues through proper channels, just takes a year or two. Good luck.

[riser4]

did I mention dog poop on the door handles?

No, please tell me more.

[BmillsSkier]

I assume this goes for humans too, I will keep this in mind next time I over do it.

Just tell the beagle to lean into it. Worked for me.

[Zeedashbo]

Dash, get a bugle.

Great idea. Play the bugle for the beagle.

[Kenny Satch]

What would Marlin Perkins do? He would have darted the Dog and let Jim mussel the beast

Get a tranquilizer gun loaded with Nyquil darts. Maybe use it on the owners as well

[riser4]

large dog turds work well or substitute lots of beagle shit.

Turds from large dogs? Or dog turds that are large?

[Buster Highmen]

Great idea. Play the bugle for the beagle.

Fuck the bugle. Amplify your sexy and let fly some enormous honks from your tenor saxophone.

[RShea]

Cannabis Stoned Sheep:

http://www.9news.com/news/nation-now...ants/215977323

RHYDYPANDY, WALES - Sheep high on cannabis went on a rampage in a Welsh village after eating the remains of a cannabis factory that were illegally dumped on the side of the road.

Swansea County Councillor Ioan Richard reported the incident, saying the out-of-control animals were getting in people's gardens and one had even entered a bungalow causing a mess in the bedroom.

“There is already a flock of sheep roaming the village causing a nuisance," he said. "We could have an outbreak of psychotic sheep rampaging through the village."

The plants had been spotted near Rhydypandy, Wales.

Richard said that there had already been instance of sheep being killed in the village after straying into the road.

"I told the council officers to make sure it was reported to the police before removing any evidence of what looks like the dumped remains of a cannabis growing establishment," Richard said.

[muted]

I own and love dogs, but living next to a beagle for years whose kennel was 80 feet from my house and was inside maybe 2 hours a day....made me want to poison that fucking dog, the owners, and all their mothers. And I worked from home. Throwing shit at the dog made it stop for only a little bit. Complaining to the owners was met with a laugh. Cops couldn't do anything, as soon as they pulled up the dog stop barking every fucking time, until the cops stopped coming. Boy who cried wolf.

I hear your pain. Beagles should be eradicated from earth, or shipped to a desert island with all their dumb fucking owners.

[riser4]

:idea: Or the dumb as fuck owners should just let the dogs in the house. Heck, my little yappy dog will bark if I leave him out too long. It isn't his fault.

[Gerome]

We have a hound dog that lives next door to us and for the first month after they brought him home he made the worst sounding bark all day long. We ordered the Hoont to try to train him ourselves, but as soon as the device arrived he stopped barking. For the past month I thought they "exchanged" the dog for a less barky one, but last weekend I was chatting with our neighbor and it turns out they hated the barking as much as we did. They bought the bark collar that sprays something when he barked and I haven't heard him since.

[irul&ublo]

Cannabis Stoned Sheep:

http://www.9news.com/news/nation-now...ants/215977323

RHYDYPANDY, WALES - Sheep high on cannabis went on a rampage in a Welsh village after eating the remains of a cannabis factory that were illegally dumped on the side of the road.

Swansea County Councillor Ioan Richard reported the incident, saying the out-of-control animals were getting in people's gardens and one had even entered a bungalow causing a mess in the bedroom.

“There is already a flock of sheep roaming the village causing a nuisance," he said. "We could have an outbreak of psychotic sheep rampaging through the village."

The plants had been spotted near Rhydypandy, Wales.

Richard said that there had already been instance of sheep being killed in the village after straying into the road.

"I told the council officers to make sure it was reported to the police before removing any evidence of what looks like the dumped remains of a cannabis growing establishment," Richard said.

Not dissimilar to what happens when people flush their parakeets down the toilet. You end up with evil smelling flocks of huge soiled budgies flying out of people's lavatories and infringing their personal freedoms!

[iceman]

psychotic sheep

good band name

[Cono Este]

Someone has to move, its either you or them.

Cops dont care, and landlords dont care.

Either you start blasting death metal at midnight for a few minutes at a time, and go to war, or you move.

The next time I move Im doing surveilance on the neighborhood and background checks on neighbors if im buying.

[babybear]

good band name

Neighbor has a beagle isn't too bad either