America is drowning in surplus cheese

[Timberridge]

I like the holes on the front

Wouldn't that depend on where you cut the cheese?

Selling cheese holes to the lactose intolerant...interesting idea.

[I've seen black diamonds!]

When I taught in China I had more students who believed in ghosts than liked cheese.

[Kenny Satch]

Wouldn't that depend on where you cut the cheese?

Selling cheese holes to the lactose intolerant...interesting idea.

The Hole idea is crazy
I find it intolerable

[PNWbrit]

When I taught in China I had more students who believed in ghosts than liked cheese.

We need a ghost thread.

That'll really weed out the loony contingent...

[Danno]

Here's a map with numbers on it.

[Kenny Satch]

Did you hear about the explosion at the cheese factory?

There was de brie everywhere!

[Timberridge]

Here's a map with numbers on it.

Kenny, take the numbers off for Danno.

[Mazderati]

Aged cheeses are the cheeses to eat if lactose intolerant. Swiss, cheddar, parmesan.

[Mazderati]

Did you hear about the explosion at the cheese factory?

There was de brie everywhere!

This is pretty good.

[Benny Profane]

Feed it to the cows? Circle of life and all that. "Sorry for the anal rape, here's your milk back!"

You do know that they're feeding cows, er, cow parts? Slaughterhouses are nasty places.

[PNWbrit]

You do know that they're feeding cows, er, cow parts? Slaughterhouses are nasty places.

[iceman]

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[riser4]

You keep your filthy hands off my gubmint cheese!

[My Pet Powder Goat]

You do know that they're feeding cows, er, cow parts? Slaughterhouses are nasty places.

I believe they stopped that practice years ago, due mostly to mad cow disease.

[Benny Profane]

I read about it in Fast Food Nation, which, yeah, is getting small in the rear view, but, I missed the part where our government has actually stepped in to protect us from beef. Quite the opposite. Now it's practically impossible to find out what's happening in beef or chicken factories. They've passed laws protecting those corporations from prying eyes. It's why I avoid beef. Do not trust the stuff, unless it's locally raised.

[iceman]

Only cattle from the open range of Fairfield County for Benny.

[PNWbrit]

If Bunny contracted BSE would anyone actually notice?

[hutash]

So, you're saying I shouldn't eat the holes?

NO, to be lactose free cheese, you eat the holes and leave the rest, or feed it back to a cow.

[Benny Profane]

Only cattle from the open range of Fairfield County for Benny.

Actually, there's some pretty awesome local beef farms in Maryland. Check them out. Pretty awesome.

There's an organic farm a half mile from me that sells non industrial beef. It's almost as awesome as living in god's country in NJ.

[iceman]

Yeah I know about local organic/non-industral farms in MD, my wife is a freak for that stuff. The lamb is great, the beef is decent, tastes good but it's chewy and too lean for my taste.

[mcski]

If there is surplus cheese, does that mean there is also surplus rape?

[iceman]

I see what you did there. It didn't quite work but you'll get a participation trophy!

[XXX-er]

Build a wall.

And get Mexico to pay for it

[Kenny Satch]

Kenny, take the numbers off for Danno.

What gives with that?
Without numbers how can we believe it even if it's wrong?

[TBS]

Trump would give the cheese to Mexico in exchange for them building the wall.