America is drowning in surplus cheese

[PNWbrit]

What should we do with it all?

[El Chupacabra]

Build a wall.

[hutash]

Fondue?

[PNWbrit]

Force feed it to vegans?

Fondue?

Drowning in fondue.... what a way to go.... probably takes a longtime... well at least until you've finished all the bread cubes? (...apologies to the gluten intolerant)

[I've seen black diamonds!]

Stopped reading when it said that cheese was unhealthy.

http://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/...-diabetes-risk
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/heal...dy-claims.html

People who eat dairy weigh less and have less diabetes than those who don't.

[char_]

Isn't it mostly American cheese? Like that shit kraft sells in single slice plastic wrappers?

[4matic]

Give it to Spook.

My roomates got Reagan cheese back in the early 80's. It was like Velveeta. Not bad melted on popcorn.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Government_cheese

[PNWbrit]

Reagan cheese

They milked Nancy.....?

[Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo]

Feed it to the cows? Circle of life and all that. "Sorry for the anal rape, here's your milk back!"

[johnnyg82]

Isn't it mostly American cheese? Like that shit kraft sells in single slice plastic wrappers?

Is that really cheese though?

[I've seen black diamonds!]

Is that really cheese though?

"Pasteurized process cheese food" to be precise. It is cheese mixed with water, flavors and other... stuff.

[BmillsSkier]

Kraft singles I believe are "cheese product" so not sure if entails all the nastiness towards cows discussed in the vegan thread.

[PNWbrit]

Kraft singles I believe are "cheese product" so not sure if entails all the nastiness towards cows discussed in the vegan thread.

But are they still not vegan... it's so confusing.

[irul&ublo]

Send it all to Wisconsin. the dumb ass sconies will make hats out of it.

[Bobby Stainless]

RAPE!!!

[PNWbrit]

[Tri-Ungulate]

[Kenny Satch]

Find the most lactose intolerant place in the world and donate it so big Pharma can sell them all kinds of products.
Cheese producers can then buy Phama stocks and make back their money.

[PNWbrit]

Find the most lactose intolerant place in the world

Panama?

[Timberridge]

Panama?

Wait, she's lactose and gluten intolerant?

A good cheese on a wheat cracker is one of life's great pleasures. Someone told me that you can eat Swiss though, as the lactose has been converted. Is that true?

[PNWbrit]

Someone told me that you can eat Swiss though, as the lactose has been converted. Is that true?

Yes. I understand that process is what causes the holes.

[I've seen black diamonds!]

Yes. I understand that process is what causes the holes.

So, you're saying I shouldn't eat the holes?

[BmillsSkier]

I think any discussion of dairy and holes needs a NSFW label on it moving forward.

[NW_SKIER]

So, you're saying I shouldn't eat the holes?

I like the holes on the front

[Kenny Satch]