General Touron and/or Idiot Thread

[evdog]

wow

[Caucasian Asian]

Reminds me of what they told my son when he was working on patrol--"What do you call a guy who ducks a rope, sets off a slide, and gives you a lot of lip when you catch him?"

A Scurfield

[Core Shot]

This your brain on drugs IN A NATIONAL PARK



so earlier on the thread, are you saying bear spray is not like mosquito spray?
I’ve been doing it wrong!

[UpEndedLife]

^^ The accused, Gabriel Villalva, has been arrested and charged:

http://www.kulr8.com/story/39107549/...o-old-faithful

[DaveTV]

[babybear]

where is darwin when you really need him??

[m2711c]

where is darwin when you really need him??

Dudes dead.... sorry for your loss.

[riser4]

This your brain on drugs IN A NATIONAL PARK



so earlier on the thread, are you saying bear spray is not like mosquito spray?
I’ve been doing it wrong!

Please do not apply bear spray inside the visitor center.

[wyeaster]

fuck that guy and fuck the thousands of tourist assholes who think the signs are for everybody but them and their VISs (very important selfies).

[Benny Profane]

That rangers voice should be used in warning recordings all over the park, but, I'm afraid the wildlife would be harmed.

[babybear]

ya I had to turn the volume down on that ranger's voice

guess the guy also was filmed earlier in the day in another spring and - big surprise- had been arrested in CO for other stuff a coupe wks ago. what a douche

Old Faithful trespasser Gabriel Villalva in hot water, charged with 4 counts

A man looking very much like Gabriel Villalva caught on camera by a Georgia tourist dunking his feet into Beryl Springs earlier the same day he was cited for trespassing on Old Faithful. (KULR 8)

JACKSON HOLE, WYO – Authorities in Yellowstone National Park released more information about the man seen in a video online approaching Old Faithful and possibly peeing into the cone of the geyser.

Gabriel Villalva, 27, of Greeley, Colorado was charged with four counts filed today in US District Court in Yellowstone NP. Villalva was cited for disorderly conduct, walking off-trail in a thermal area, and two counts of interfering with agency function.

A man believed to be Gabriel Villalva caught here on camera in Yellowstone.
Court documents indicate Villalva was noncompliant during his arrest in a parking lot near Old Faithful. He reportedly refused to cooperate with the arrest rangers, instead singing and smoking a cigarette in defiance until threatened with tasing.

A second video has surfaced since Villalva’s court appearance today showing a man who very much appears to be Villalva pulling the same stunt at Beryl Spring, one of Yellowstone’s hottest springs.

Kelly Kosciuk, of Savannah, Georgia, shared her video with ABC FOX Montanaof a man looking like Villalva who sits down at the edge of the spring, removes his socks and shoes, and dips his toe in the boiling water.

Yellowstone officials say they have just been made aware of that video and have yet to decide whether to tack on additional charges.

It’s not Yellowstone’s first encounter with a bad behaver this summer season. Raymond Reinke earned himself 130 days after his matador routine with a bison went video viral.

Like Reinke, Villalva also has an extensive arrest record. According to the Weld County Sheriff’s Office in Colorado, Villalva was most recently booked into the county jail two weeks ago on September 4 for Criminal Trespass and Disorderly Conduct. He was arrested on the same two charges on October 10, 2016. He was also arrested on May 26, 2018—again for Disorderly Conduct.

Villalva was extradited back to the Ward County Jail where he awaits trial in Yellowstone on November 8, 2018.

[plugboots]

I really love the national parks and I really love how close you can get to most of the thermal features, so I’d like the charges for these fucks to be more harsh.

[babybear]

I really love the national parks and I really love how close you can get to most of the thermal features, so I’d like the charges for these fucks to be more harsh.

well it's gonna get harsher for that old faithful guy..... and is that a face tattoo? another excellent decision
https://buckrail.com/old-faithful-tr...d-in-cheyenne/

The Greeley, Colorado man charged with trespassing on Old Faithful is in trouble again after he led Cheyenne police on a chase through the state capital.

Gabriel Villalva, 27, was spotted near Lions Park around 2pm on Wednesday after police received reports of someone driving a Yukon recklessly around the city. He was engaged and a 15-minute pursuit ensued.

After deploying spike-strips causing two tires to deflate, Villalva finally came to a stop when sparks from the vehicle’s rims caught the Yukon on fire. He was reportedly noncompliant at that point so police fired beanbag rounds at him.

During the chase, Villalva did considerable damage to private property including driving on a golf course and striking a police car.

[SkiBall]

Should have fired bean bags rounds when he was at OF. But I guess they would have to be retrieved. I guess electric fence is out of the question too.