Damn, I just looked it up, she's 70. I guess she's allowed to be over ripe.
Just imagine the seduction as I slowly unfurl her Depends exposing her wrinkled beef curtains, probably more like beef jerky curtains at this ripe old age. Bottle of KY and a Viagra......
It's all pink on the inside, amiright?
Reminds me of the episode when Louis CK bangs Joan Rivers and she says don't tell anyone. For your sake. No one likes a necrophiliac.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BnAIX7fWsdU&autoplay=1
Joan is phunny even after she is dead.
watch out for snakes
Just because they're 30+ years older now and wrinkly doesn't mean you finally have a shot at nailing one of them.
Silent....but shredly.
Still would:
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I missed this thread first time around. I will tell you kids this, there are an unlimted amount of really hot single 50 somethings roaming the Washington-Baltimore region. They know the clock is ticking, so they in general, don't like to waste a lot of time. The " the pantsuit effect" , as a must read before any dates, has proved to be great filter.
Dammit, Janet, I'd do her.
+4
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
I'm in.
That's the type of broad that would make you a fantastic meal after you pipe her
If it's green, smoke it...if it's pink, poke it
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I always had a thing for Rene Russo, along with Christie Brinkley. Surprised to learn Rene's 62...
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Ya know she knows how to party..
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_h2gKRhKETH...002%5B1%5D.jpg
Still looks great
watch out for snakes
Robin Wright qualifies in a week or so
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