Interesting Tahoe Craigslist Ad... (NSR)

**onehotchili** · 05-11-2005, 11:23 AM

figured some Tahoe maggot might be interested in this.... somehow i don't think my wife would go for this arrangement.

http://reno.craigslist.org/bar/72472287.html
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++Do You OWN a Place in Tahoe? Lets TRADE!!++
Reply to: anon-72472287@craigslist.org
Date: 2005-05-09, 1:27PM PDT

I am a young woman with dogs (2 smallish) planning to move to tahoe in the next few weeks to month from reno. Do you own a place and would like to trade rent for a delicious encounter a couple of times a month? We would meet outside of the home. I am interested in a years lease and do not wish to co-habitate. I am tall and voluptuous, sensual and sincere. Do not smoke or drug. email me for pix...include info on the property. thank you!

* this is in or around Tahoe
* no -- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

**Tyrone Shoelaces** · 05-11-2005, 11:24 AM

Paging ARTY!!!!!

**freshie247** · 05-11-2005, 12:07 PM

I'm not sure what catigory to quantify this under.rental concubine?

**Big E** · 05-11-2005, 12:32 PM

Is she asking for pics of the property, of the landlord/gigolo, or for sending pics of her to the landlord ??

**gonzo** · 05-11-2005, 12:39 PM

someone needs to step up here and email her some pictures of a house and ask for pictures in return...

**Arty50** · 05-11-2005, 12:58 PM

Originally Posted by Tyrone Shoelaces

Paging ARTY!!!!!

If only I owned property. Time to call my bank and see if I can put something together in the next couple of weeks.

Of course, co-habitation would make this so much easier. And only a couple times a month? Pffft. Even lph works harder than that.

**grrrr** · 05-11-2005, 01:26 PM

You don't need a place to rent, Arty...just a place to "interview".

**meatdrink9** · 05-11-2005, 01:53 PM

Freaking hilarious. Somebody has to get some pics emailed.

**phUnk** · 05-11-2005, 02:03 PM

Who's in for a timeshare?

**splat** · 05-11-2005, 02:09 PM

Talk about take the dregs out of those maggot summer blues....

**lemon boy** · 05-11-2005, 02:14 PM

her lower ad indicates MILF status...

how bizzare.

Maybe several guys could pitch in on a rental for her and take turns.

**Core Shot** · 05-11-2005, 02:17 PM

Originally Posted by lemon boy

her lower ad indicates MILF status...

and also gives her direct email addy:
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Reply to: honeyblondedd@yahoo.com
Date: 2005-04-22, 8:47PM PDT

I am a lovely MILF moving to Tahoe in the next few weeks/month. Do you own a place and would like to trade rent for a delightful encounter with me several times a month? I have two well behaved dogs. I do not wish to cohabitate, and am very discreet. I am voluptuous and sincere. Serious responces will receive a pic. Include info on the property in your responce.

**Superstar Punani** · 05-11-2005, 02:22 PM

Sent.

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How YOU doin?

Saw your ad on Craigslist. I'm a jetset single guy with a pad in Tahoe that I only use for the weekends during the season. Let me know what arrangements you have in mind. I work as an International Business Executive in the Entertainment Industry and am rarely in one place more than two weeks at a time.

Let me know if you like what you see, and if you are in need of some pleasure.

xoxo,

The Superstar

PS. You're also welcome to use my other properties in New York, Vegas, Sydney, Honolulu and Geneva but that would be extra.

**lemon boy** · 05-11-2005, 02:24 PM

knew we could count on his superstarness.

**Telenater** · 05-11-2005, 02:24 PM

Superstar Punani strikes again...

**Darkside** · 05-11-2005, 02:27 PM

Does the "dd" in her email address maybe indicate something about the size of her breasticles?

**Darkside** · 05-11-2005, 02:28 PM

Oh, and unfortunately my house is a bit small to be renting any part of it out. Plus, I don't think my girlfriend would be so psyched.

**LAN** · 05-11-2005, 03:03 PM

Oh how I love the waterfall pic ...

I was gonna offer to send Miss dd an e-mail if someone can provide me with a "recreational" e-mail account.

**iceman** · 05-11-2005, 03:07 PM

Pretty funny.

Maybe you shoulda thrown in the surfing-crotchgrab pic too.

**Superstar Punani** · 05-11-2005, 04:03 PM

AARRRRRGGGHHHHH!!!! MY EYES!!!!!! MY EYES!!!!!!!

It's a MIWTWA10ftP!!!

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From : honey pie <honeyblondedd@yahoo.com>
Sent : Wednesday, May 11, 2005 2:28 PM
To : Superstar Punani <suprstar_punani@hotmail.com>
Subject : Re: Place in Tahoe

i LOVE the pic of you on the rocks! i am single (obviously) drug/disease free...seeking a situation in which i am able to stay a year or so...and get settled up there. i have a 4 year old son who is my focus in life. we live a simple life and moved to reno almost 2yrs ago from dallas/fort worth. cant wait to move away...desire to do so in the next couple of weeks. i will be enrolling in school (again!) and doing some nanny work. i have a very clean background--worked for the federal govt...but it wasnt making ends meet. the biggest stumbling block in moving so far has been my dogs--i found them as malnourished puppies up in verdi while collecting firewood a year and half ago. they are mutts. very lovable and not destructive.
would love to stay at your pad...we would keep it in great shape...
shall we meet for a drink and discuss?

smooches
goddess j

**dbp** · 05-11-2005, 04:06 PM

That was quick.

Originally Posted by Superstar Punani

shall we meet for a drink and discuss?

TR?

**LAN** · 05-11-2005, 04:07 PM

Oh my God ...

Where do we even begin? The bangs ... the outfit ... the cleavage!!!

Punani, you are really something else. I dare you to write back and request more pics.