Q:What's the difference between a female telemarkers and a hockey team?
A: The hockey team showers after three periods.
Free the heal, suck cock.
Q: What does a telemarker say when he/she runs out of weed?
A: "These binding suck!"
lol, this should be the forever repository for all "tele" jokes
please continue
watch out for snakes
Oldie but goodie:
Q: How many pinheads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Four. One to turn the light bulb and three to talk about the turn.
How do you spot the telemark skier in a bar?
You don't have to, they will tell you.
I'm not sure Hemingway would approve of some slow-motion hippies taking over a forum dedicated to acts of bravery, but in honor of telemarking's ethos of conservation, I suggest starting telehippy threads in the Bullfighting forum and, if enough activity is generated, a dedicated thread to The Turn can be developed.
Just keep in mind that when the local tele roll call for Killington gets started, Greg from AZ will be all over your nuts trying to get you to tele at Hunter mtn instead.
"We're in the eye of a shiticane here Julian, and Ricky's a low shit system!" - Jim Lahey, RIP
Former Managing Editor @ TGR, forever mag.
Even I think this is ridiculous given all the activity already at the Powderwhores Forums.
Telemann, why not start a tele thread and see where it goes? The first post should include the standard tele jokes to appease the alpine skiers who are somehow threatened by the broken binding.
sproing!
im All for the new forum in the main skiing section,
But only if the title of said forum is “Nobody Cares”
Kill all the telemarkers
But they’ll put us in jail if we kill all the telemarkers
Telemarketers! Kill the telemarketers!
Oh we can do that. We don’t even need a reason
how about a telemark joke thread just in case there are any I missed ?
Lee Lau - xxx-er is the laziest Asian canuck I know
can we get a real bullfighting forum here?
--unemployed matador
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
I think you need at least 5 and there is only 4.
Surprised no one asked for a furious masturbation forum yet
I thought that was what the Padded Room NSFW was know as!
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stay outta my line
We’ll need a sub subforum for the cowboy-hat-and-staff splinter cell.
Balkanization!
^^ They know best.
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