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  1. 10-02-2015, 08:05 AM #26
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    http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9ALOI63X_CE
    KILL the bear.

    Wish I could figure out how to make it embed instead of link. Used to be easy.

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    haha

    good thing we bears got our revenge on sir anthony at the end
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    Looks like the bear was obsessed with the cockpit seat. Lesson: don't let your ass smell like carrion in bear country.
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    Quote Originally Posted by neckdeep View Post
    Looks like the bear was obsessed with the cockpit seat. Lesson: don't let your ass smell like carrion in bear country.


    Yup, Brick Tamland had it right!
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    After hearing the audio, I can understand why she was traveling alone. Throw some shit at it, fire a warning shot, or shut up and go enjoy some whiskey in the cabin and watch a bear mow down your boat. Probably not something you get to watch every day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by neckdeep View Post
    Looks like the bear was obsessed with the cockpit seat. Lesson: don't let your ass smell like carrion in bear country.
    Not carrion. Fish.
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    You spray me with pepper spray id vandalize your shit too
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    Quote Originally Posted by assman View Post
    I was in an office and someone was playing this. Seriously the most annoying audio I have ever heard.
    yeah, fuck that bitch.
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    Imagine the same voice saying oh my god, harder, etc
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    Quote Originally Posted by half-fast View Post
    Imagine the same voice saying oh my god, harder, etc
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    Oh crap doesn't do it for me
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    I don't think it does it for anyone
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    Heard from the downstairs apartment many years ago--"GREASE ME". Response from upstairs apartment "GODAMMIT, GREASE HER ALREADY." Heard from the downstairs apartment on another occasion, from the same person. "YOU PARASITE!!!. The parasite in question being a medical student, the other party didn't work.
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    Quote Originally Posted by half-fast View Post
    Imagine the same voice saying oh my god, harder, etc
    this changes everything
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    Quote Originally Posted by half-fast View Post
    Imagine the same voice saying oh my god, harder, etc
    Either my tinnitus is back or she's having an orgasm
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aFQxymiTUA
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    "Bear, Please Stop Eating My Kayak"

    I almost always find myself siding with the bears in these encounters. You're going to show up to my hood, pepper spray me and think I'm not going to fuck up your ride? Bitch please.
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    What Americans think they sound like to non-Americans: ???????

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  20. 10-04-2015, 12:02 PM #45
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    If any of you watched the whole thing I'm impressed, I got to about 1:25 and had to shut that down. Was she crying?

    Click on this, this woman in New Jersey thinks feeding the bears is a good idea and claims to be an activist fighting for the bears well being. She is like a female New Jersey version of Timothy Treadwell.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jzve8Wn2F-M&app=desktop

    Edit: I guess she has been arrested before. http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/201...tivist_is.html
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    Watched this in the morning before my coffee. ...There should be some kind of warning so nobody else makes the same mistake
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    Hahaha. I have to say that at the midpoint of the video, I was rooting for the bear to maul her or at least rip out her vocal cords.

    "Oh...gosh darnit!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by neckdeep View Post
    Looks like the bear was obsessed with the cockpit seat. Lesson: don't let your ass smell like carrion in bear country.
    Maybe she had her monthly visitor with her and that's why the bear was all cray-cray?
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    I think it was her whining.
    We bears have a natural adverseness to that
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  25. 10-05-2015, 01:05 PM #50
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    Im calling bullshit on the narration. Who the fuck would record themselves during all that? It sounds fake.
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