Admit it. You're getting older

[MagnificentUnicorn]

Well it's bacon, eggs and coffee for us old fucks.



Some of us always have. I used to drink until 3-4am and still wake up @7. Kind of a curse, really. Being old isn't about getting up early, it's about a general failure in the ability to stay up late.



You need to find a better radio station.



I rely on my teenager for setting up electronics/technology.
I let him drive home instead of risking it or cutting myself off early.
I now have to shave every other day.

I do all this except I wake at 5 and always have and I don't shave unless I want to. Having a teenager has some perks, she's the DD and IT person.

[KQ]

Well it's bacon, eggs and coffee for us old fucks.


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before we go too much further just how much of an old fuck are you?

[grskier]

I figured one of you dentists would have posted about your chronic prostatitis already.

[MagnificentUnicorn]

before we go too much further just how much of an old fuck are you?

I'm just guessing about you, but he's younger than us by a few years. I'm 47.

[Mofro261]

before we go too much further just how much of an old fuck are you?

as always, old enough to know better but still young enough not to care.

edit: yes, a couple years younger than Aaron.

[Dantheman]

I'm lucky if I only wake up three times a night to take a piss.

Bran cereal? Christ, might as well get a motorized scooter and some shoes with velcro.

[Meadow Skipper]

...All you talk about are taxes and your health. Want to hear about my operation?

I'm in the somewhat interesting position of being younger than I used to be. I've talked about it before but I have this thing called hemochromotosis, which is basically iron overload syndrome. I absorb more of the iron that's in food than you do. I was being poisoned by too much iron in my blood and I felt like shit. Really really bad and it was constantly getting worse and worse but I didn't know I had it, I just thought that's how you feel when you get old. Sick, shaky, arthritic, weak. Just bad. And it lead all the way to me literally dying on an operating table before they found out I had it.

And after they brought me back to life in the hospital, they started treating the hemochromotosis. I had to give blood every two weeks for basically 4 years, that's the treatment, give blood. So I was still poisoned and also weak from giving blood all the time. I gradually got un-poisoned and started to feel better but I was still tired all the time as long as I kept giving blood.

In the past year or so it went from every two weeks to every month, then every 3 months and they just told me I can skip this session and come back in 3 more months and they'll see what's up. So it'll be 6 months between visits going forward. All the symptoms from the iron are pretty much gone. And I'm not tired any more. So I'm pretty psyched. Just being old is actually not that bad.

But yeah, getting old is better than one thing I can think of....for now, anyway.

[digitaldeath]

I'm just guessing about you, but he's younger than us by a few years. I'm 47.

hahahaha shit 47! the plain jane username shouldve tipped me off... aaron def one of them cranky old fucks

[KQ]

edit: yes, a couple years younger than Aaron.

That's not old. You're just getting started.

[digitaldeath]

what old fucks know bout this : https://twitter.com/Jared_Daley/stat...89225388527616

[Elkhound Odin]

Iceman,
My mom has the same condition. She went through the blood draws for 2 years to get back to normal. She has a needle phobia to boot. She is on quarterly to semi annual draws now depending on how much iron she eats (and she tries to eat as little as possible). She and my dad are in their mid 70's and traveling the world every year. Right now they are spending 3 months in Spain. So old age, good health, and a flush bank account can bring a happy retirement. ....Since hemochromatosis is hereditary, my mom is overly concerned that I've got it. Tests my GP ran aren't shockingly high and didn't make him concerned so I'm not either. Hey, you got to die from something, amIright?

....but, I'm 50 now and things just don't go like they used to. Is it old age or something else? I've been running for 35yrs and it's slow and difficult. Recovery takes longer, I'm stressed by work & family, I wake up in the middle of the night and lose sleep, I feel exhausted all the time and don't have motivation to do much of anything. Everything is work, even fun is work. I go through the motions to get through the day. At least I have double D to entertain me on TGR. Thank god for that.

[Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo]

You should get a pet vampire.

He's already married, isn't he?

[XXX-er]

the hair "brown" on my drivers license is just a memory cuz I'm pretty much completely grey now and while I still have a lot of young skiing girl friends they feel completely safe with me cuz they are all young enough to be my daughter, besides I 'm actualy more interested in their mothers
and I recently managed to attract a new "Young" GF ... not even 50 yet

[Lone Star]

I have to wake up for work before 4 most mornings in the late spring and early summer. Forgot to set the alarm last night but was up and at er at 3:15 no problem. still is difficult to go to bed before the sun sets, though...

[Tippster]

... I 'm actualy more interested in their mothers...

Ain't that the truth. I've recently noticed that I check out the moms first. Pretty easy to do in my area, lotsa MILFs.

[NW_SKIER]

I'm lucky if I only wake up three times a night to take a piss.

Bran cereal? Christ, might as well get a motorized scooter and some shoes with velcro.

Velcro shoes. The dead giveaway that you're old and don't care.

[Benny Profane]

Making noises getting out of a chair.

[Tippster]

Having a favorite chair.

[XXX-er]

Ain't that the truth. I've recently noticed that I check out the moms first. Pretty easy to do in my area, lotsa MILFs.

So a good line to use is "are you two sisters"

everybody knows it bs but the milfs still love it

[NW_SKIER]

Haha Benny. My dad makes a grunt or groan to put socks or shoes on too.

[Tippster]

Heh - I recently had one lady shopping for groceries w/her ~14yo daughter catch me staring at her and she confronted me with "Are you ogling my child??!!" I just smiled at her and said "No, Ma'am." She actually blushed.

[XXX-er]

dude you could have played that line without missing a beat

[booner]

Bad: Tendinitis

Good: Young pussy looks better every day




Sent from the other side

[Labcabin]

Can't see my dick in the shower anymore because my gut sticks out too far!

[PNWbrit]

Heh - I recently had one lady shopping for groceries w/her ~14yo daughter catch me staring at her and she confronted me with "Are you ogling my child??!!" I just smiled at her and said "No, Ma'am." She actually blushed.

Lucky escape.