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**k2skier112** · 04-03-2015, 01:22 PM

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KQ · 04-03-2015, 01:37 PM

Originally Posted by k2skier112

LOL!! Saw that yesterday and got it instantly. Pretty good.

Yesterday:

**stfu&gbtw** · 04-03-2015, 01:42 PM

Originally Posted by KQ

LOL!! Saw that yesterday and got it instantly. Pretty good.

Boy, we got Johnny fucking Bench over here.

KQ · 04-03-2015, 01:46 PM

Originally Posted by stfu&gbtw

Boy, we got Johnny fucking Bench over here.

Yeah I'll admit that sounded kinda dumb. <shrug> Sometimes the cartoonist's point is lost on me.

Who is Johnny Bench?

**TahoeJ** · 04-03-2015, 01:50 PM

The Johnny Bench reference is lost on me. Was he known as a great comic analyst on the side when he wasn't playing catcher?

**Bromontana** · 04-03-2015, 01:56 PM

Who the fuck is Johnny Bench? You got a lot of nerve coming in here and passing off obscure shit like that without provocation.

**stuckathuntermtn** · 04-03-2015, 02:02 PM

**stfu&gbtw** · 04-03-2015, 02:34 PM

KQ is Johnny Bench, because nothing gets by her.

Unlike the rest of you retards...

**Name Redacted** · 04-03-2015, 02:50 PM

The internet is a dangerous place for people like this.

Man On Internet Almost Falls Into World Of DIY Mustard Enthusiasts: http://www.theonion.com/articles/man...iew:NA:InFocus

KQ · 04-03-2015, 03:03 PM

Originally Posted by shredgnar

The internet is a dangerous place for people like this.

Man On Internet Almost Falls Into World Of DIY Mustard Enthusiasts: http://www.theonion.com/articles/man...iew:NA:InFocus

"I saw my wife putting French's mustard on a bologna sandwich for our 5-year-old son, and I just lost control," Gibson said. "I said things—awful things that I'm not proud of—and the two of them were clearly shaken. I can never take those words back. When I looked in the mirror and barely recognized that livid face staring back at me, I finally understood that these mustard people weren't really my friends."

**TahoeJ** · 04-03-2015, 03:10 PM

Originally Posted by stfu&gbtw

KQ is Johnny Bench, because nothing gets by her.

That is one dated reference. It's not like I didn't know who Johnny Bench is, it's just that he hasn't played the game in over 30 years so it was a bizarre name to bring up. Maybe go for Buster Posey next time?

**stfu&gbtw** · 04-03-2015, 03:58 PM

Originally Posted by TahoeJ

That is one dated reference. It's not like I didn't know who Johnny Bench is, it's just that he hasn't played the game in over 30 years so it was a bizarre name to bring up. Maybe go for Buster Posey next time?

When BP has 10 gold gloves at C, I'll think about swapping him in.

Would you prefer if I'd said I-Rod?

**Meadow Skipper** · 04-03-2015, 04:05 PM

The irony in this thread isn't getting by me. Just call me Johnny Bench.

**Bromontana** · 04-03-2015, 04:11 PM

Today, we are all Johnny Bench

**old goat** · 04-03-2015, 06:13 PM

Originally Posted by Bromontana

Today, we are all Dominik Hasek

FIFY

**Plainview** · 04-03-2015, 06:30 PM

I have no idea who any of these people are. Baseball is a boring sport played by guys with paunches wherein scratching and spitting is apparently some kind of strategy.

More Dilbert, please.

**stfu&gbtw** · 04-03-2015, 06:45 PM

Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper

The irony in this thread isn't getting by me. Just call me Johnny Bench.

I have to admit, I'm pretty impressed that you can spell irony. You the man!

**Alaskan Rover** · 04-03-2015, 06:56 PM

Bench is about as ironic of a last name for a baseball player as Poe is for a poet. Not saying Bench warmed a lot of benches, but I'm sure he warmed his share.

Baseball is best listened to on a crackling AM radio while laying in a hammock sipping frozen margaritas under a shady oak....that way you miss all the crotch scratching.

**Tippster** · 04-03-2015, 07:24 PM

Originally Posted by old goat

FIFY

You mean Tuukka Rask? http://www.quanthockey.com/nhl/recor...e-leaders.html

**ill-advised strategy** · 04-03-2015, 07:36 PM

Can I be a famous catcher too? What's going on in here fellas?

**iceman** · 04-03-2015, 08:18 PM

Geez I didn't realize Rask is the all-time save percentage leader.

**iscariot** · 04-03-2015, 09:26 PM

**Tippster** · 04-03-2015, 09:40 PM

Originally Posted by iceman

Geez I didn't realize Rask is the all-time save percentage leader.

Not taking anything a way from the greatness of Dominik Hašek ... or the greatest ever: Martin Brodeur. Both were amazing, but you're not alone - almost nobody that doesn't pay close attention these days appreciates how fucking good Tuukka Rask and Cory Schneider are.