Strange public restroom bahavior

[Woodsy]

toilet humour!

[lemon boy]

I fell over one time after both my legs went to sleep and I tried to get up.

Thankfully I wipe before standing.

[Powder Seeker]

These Toilet Humor Threads are hilarious!!!

[snowsprite]

I think almost every ski-related board has a nice long poop thread going right now.

Some have several going at once.

It's the home stretch folks. Yeeeehaaaa!

Sprite

[awf170]

I think almost every ski-related board has a nice long poop thread going right now.

Some have several going at once.

It's the home stretch folks. Yeeeehaaaa!

Sprite

try to go make on at Alpine Zone

[snowsprite]

lol! Okay, you got me there!

Sprite

[awf170]

lol! Okay, you got me there!

Sprite

so you going to try it ... the reactions would be awsome

[lemon boy]

Jeff Goldblum has the solution for all you guys with the office turd freakers

[Endlessseason]

...and you can sit on the can reading for like a half hour not doing work and getting paid, with no chance of getting in trouble.

...and acquire some nice hemorroids from sitting too long.

I can't pick up a magazine or a newspaper in a stall. Not only does it completely gross me out to think of all the accumulated bacteria from multiple visitors scratching, wiping, picking, spreading, touching...whatever it is they are doing as they're sitting there, but, I also can't help but think about how coated the magazine must be with aerosolized fecal vapor from the flushing toilet.

[Endlessseason]

An old GF of mine that I still keep in touch with invariably calls me while she's taking a piss.

Hmm. I would really wonder what that's all about as well. She thinks to call you when she's on the toilet. Heh.

[ZGnzo]

Not sure how the topic ever got brought up, but one of my friends at college produces floaters...he spent the whole semester changing his diet to see if he could change the density of his poo, but it never worked out for him.

I gotta agree with Superstar Punani on number 4...60 seconds in and out. There's no need to hang out or read a mag.
I've got a friend who schedules a bathroom trip into the day..."well, I can't go to the movies because I'm taking a dump from 8 till 8:30"

One thing that bothers me...going into a cold bathroom, expecting that icy cold seat, but sitting down to a pleasantly warm seat. The quick euphoria quickly diminishes as you realize that someone elses ass warmed the porcelain.

[stompinlines]

Endless just said aerosolized fecal vapor

[Core Shot]

Old skool tgr lulz

[iceman]

This is exactly why we left PowMag back in the day. The shit's still funny.

[SJG]

I was at a sports event and went to the urinal. A guy a couple over just finishes and starts flailing his cock up and down like a weed wacker. Trying to get every last drop out? Everyone in the room got out of there ASAP, he was still going when I left.....

[stompinlines]

Holy bump. This is good


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[Mazderati]

Guy at an old job regularly pissed on the floor in front of the urinal. Not sure if he was constantly on the phone or trying to mark his territory.

[bushman]

Basic training in the old days, 30 stools in a row, elbow to elbow, never did get used to that.

[4matic]

People wash their feet in the bathroom sinks at my last workplace.

[reckless toboggan]

People wash their feet in the bathroom sinks at my last workplace.

Steve Jobs washed his feet in public toilets.

[wicked_sick]

There's only one men's bathroom in my building at work, and it's small. One urinal, one stall, one sink, and they couldn't possibly be any closer together. The door doesn't lock, and the partition by the urinal is tall enough that it's not possible to see if anyone is using it till you're right behind them.

Anyway, one of the guys I work with pisses like a toddler. Nothing really prepares you for walking within 2 feet of a Bare assed grown man pissing with hands on hips and pants around his ankles.

[The AD]

Anyway, one of the guys I work with pisses like a toddler. Nothing really prepares you for walking within 2 feet of a Bare assed grown man pissing with hands on hips and pants around his ankles.

It's pretty shocking. Do they not see that everyone else over the age of 4 manages to keep their pants up while pissing in a urinal?
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Saw a shitter absolutely destroyed at work yesterday. It's unclear if the culprit left it just so everyone else could be awed by his work or if he tried to flush to no avail.

[evdog]

The last company I worked for shared the building with a law firm. Every so often you'd go in the bathroom and one of the attorneys would be in a stall with case files spread out all over the floor around him working away while shitting. Or on a call while on the shitter. If I even remotely had to go I'd sit down adjacent stall and rip farts as loud as possible then flush the toilet. What a great world we live in when you can bill many hundreds of dollars an hour to take a dump.

[fatnslow]

There's only one men's bathroom in my building at work, and it's small. One urinal, one stall, one sink, and they couldn't possibly be any closer together. The door doesn't lock, and the partition by the urinal is tall enough that it's not possible to see if anyone is using it till you're right behind them.

Anyway, one of the guys I work with pisses like a toddler. Nothing really prepares you for walking within 2 feet of a Bare assed grown man pissing with hands on hips and pants around his ankles.

So you work with mentally handicapped people ? Only person I recall doing this was a kid in house school who was in special education.

[old goat]

How does someone remember a 12 year old thread?

When I was a med student I was reading in a corner of the surgeons' locker room. An ENT comes in, checks up and down the rows of lockers to see if anyone is there, somehow doesn't see me, lets out a loud fart, and leaves. A surgeon should be proud of their farts and share them with the world, not hide them.

While we're at it, why do some guys spend more time washing their hands after a piss than a surgeon scrubbing for a case? In the first place--when you touch your dick you're probably transferring germs to your dick, not from your dick to your hands. In the second place--can't think of a second place.