Hi, my name is fatnslow and I hate turkey.

[fatnslow]

I love seeing the famdamily but I can't stand the smell or taste of that retarded bird, the fucking turkey. If it's so tasty why is it only eaten once a year ? I think the only reason it's on the table was it was the dumbest animal around when the pilgrims needed some grub and could be caught by some lame dude in a funny hat. Bring on the prime rib, ham or just maybe if I'm in heaven Chinese take out. OK, thanks, rant over.

[systemoverblow'd]

oh, another DigitalIdiot alias. Fucking epic!

[digitaldeath]

You wish ya bastard.

What kind of fukin moron doesn't eat turkey!

The fact that my simple profile enrages some and makes them believe I waste time setting up alias accounts is what is truly fucking epic. Now who wants to donate?

[fool]

I'm with ya. Not a fan of Turkey. Luckily we're having steak tonight!

[Chugachjed]

I like wild turkey. To drink.

[SB]

Gobble gobble


Burp

[mtngirl79]

I like leftover turkey Sammy with cream cheese and cranberry sauce.

[NW_SKIER]

I like leftover turkey Sammy with cream cheese and cranberry sauce.

My mom always makes an awesome turkey with gravy on bread the next day for dinner. Good stuff. Messy that you need a fork.

[Flyoverland Captive]

I tolerate the turkey, but what's with the fucking yams?

Dr. Hibbert: Another yam related death.
Marge: But I thought yams were —
Dr. Hibbert: Oh yes. One of the deadliest plants on Earth. Why, it tries to warn you itself with its terrible taste.

[mtngirl79]

Yams or sweet potatoes?

[Rip'nStick]

Turkey done right and not too dry is a simple tasty way to feed a bunch of people, and gravy on stuffing is awesome, but I must admit I like the leftover sandwiches and the turkey enchiladas I always make more than the bird itself on the first night

but what's with the fucking yams.

Yams, sweet potatoes and any other sweet tuber have no place on my table. You want that gross stuff, bring it yourself. I'll put together cranberries for the crowd even though I don't touch them but yams are scowled at.

[Flyoverland Captive]

^^ Yams and sweet potatoes are two sides of the same evil coin.

[NW_SKIER]

Sweet potato fries are ok though.

[Harry]

People who hate sweet potatoes = retards.

I like yams too, bitches.

[systemoverblow'd]

mashed fucking with butter and heavy cream potatoes got dam it.

With the skins! Red bliss potatoes prefered.

[mtngirl79]

Yes. Mashed red taters, keep the skins...

[mcclintock]

lefse, nuff said.

[IVplay]

turkey fukin sucks, I ain't no 1400's peasant.

[abraham]

turkey fukin sucks, I ain't no 1400's peasant.

Shut the fuck up Canadian, you had your chance to complain during your thanksgiving. Today's for Americans and immigrants to America.

[abraham]

I like leftover turkey Sammy with cream cheese and cranberry sauce.

Ikea's lingonberry sauce is a good cranberry sauce substitute for other parts of the year

[bendtheski]

Mashed sweet potatoes with toasted marshmallow on top are pretty good, but if you've got to top it with toasted marshmallow to get people to eat it, well, I rest my case.

[Name Redacted]

I only like pecan pie,ham, and dressing. The rest is crap. But I had a good excuse to spend $150 on good beer

[NW_SKIER]

I only like pecan pie,ham, and dressing. The rest is crap. But I had a good excuse to spend $150 on good beer

Yes. So much win. I had lagunitas IPA today. Not 150$ worth though. I'd be dead

[mud]

How about some cake?

[riser4]

I LOL'ed.