Friku

[BmillsSkier]

Someone bought me that T shirt a while back. Carry on.

That and John Donne's No man is an island or for whom the bell tolls (can never remember the actual name) are the only two poems I know by memory.

[GeezerSteve]

. . . can never remember the actual name. . . I know by memory

Things are fucked up if you can't remember that which you know by memory

[Coño Frío]

Pants sagging, I shout
burn this motherf#cker down.
They do. I'm sorry.

[DBdude]

enterprise install doc
server change not updated
classic project fail

[stuckathuntermtn]

3, 5, 3
acceptable form
of haiku, yo

[creaky fossil]

friku day five
woden's day is early twice
chaos ensues

[iceman]

friku day five
woden's day is early twice
chaos ensues

in other words, it ain't fucking Friday, morons.

[BmillsSkier]

Things are fucked up if you can't remember that which you know by memory

Parse, litigator
"poems I know by memory"
is not same as names

[Coño Frío]

in other words, it ain't fucking Friday, morons.

Ohhhhh.....that what the "Fri"part of stands for? I though it was pronounced Free-ku

or maybe we wuz playin off Caucasian Asian's Ferg-ku. Thanks for clearing that up though!

[DBdude]

my muse waits for no fucking friday

[Coño Frío]

my muse waits for no fucking friday

Tick tock goes the clock
counting the minutes, hours, days
the muse waits, amused.

[digitaldeath]

Godzilla must go
so you cannot see the depth
of his loneliness

[digitaldeath]

I saw a rat scurrying
on e lake
just as i was eating a taco

[Art Shirk]

Tick tock goes the clock
counting the minutes, hours, days
the muse waits, amused.

Tic-tock clock
The clock is ticking for you
Cause the love you said you'd give
Came up way past due

So dance to the clock-rock
Stay on the floor
Cause when the ticks, turn to tocks
I'll be knocking at your door
Let's go get some bbq and get busy

[digitaldeath]

y'all struggle with the Tao

[iceman]

y'all struggle with the Tao

They're more worried about the Dow, is why.

[Timberridge]

There was a young whore from Killkenny,
Who charged two fucks for a penny,
For half of that sum,
You could bugger her bum,
An economy practised by many

[Coño Frío]

Colorado calls
but early Ullr was a flirt.
Damn Ullr, my butthurt.

[creaky fossil]

what's the difference between an orange?

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your regularly scheduled ku shall resume 12:01 AM on 5 December 2014.

[Bromontana]

Here lies the great Bill Cosby
World famous comic
Yet even better rapist

[jfost]

Here lies the great Bill Cosby
World famous comic
Yet even better rapist

Boning Fugly Chicks
Should be the easiest thing
Y he need the drug?

[creaky fossil]

They're more worried about the Dow, is why.

katana swing
head taken clean off
eyes stuck open

[digitaldeath]

katana swing
head taken clean off
eyes stuck open

This is really good but only 13 syllables.

Haiku fail

[Coño Frío]

Creaky fossil holds
antediluvian views
for when to Friku.

[berko]

My chair has absorb'd
One thousand farts this morning
Can it take one more?