Unsmart things v. 2.

[abraham]

Don't want to add to the hall of fame thread, somethings should be left as they are. But this site is built on people doing unsmart things and living to tell the tale, so it seems like we should have another one.

The ferry I am on has a buffet with unlimited beer and wine for dinner. The beer is not good, but also not offensive so I have been helping myself to quite a few glasses. So, drunk. I think we are getting out of the islands and into open water because the boat is starting to sway. I have >12 hours before we land, not sure if I have internet the whole way, or if I get seasick, but I think I may be about to live through the consequences of some unsmart actions.

Anyone else?

[jma233]

That made way too much sense for a supposedly drunk guy. Keep drinking

[Tippster]

12 hour ferry to where?

[MakersTeleMark]

Well, at least you can just pee and puke overboard.

[that dude who did that thing]

Last weekend I was meeting up with old friends. One of them a woman I knew in HS. As a freshman she was, shall we say, "big-boned." Though she thinned down nicely in subsequent years. Another was a musicion friend, whose first song was arguably about the woman (though she never knew this, adn he refuses to answer questions about it), and was titled "She's a Cow," the chorus of which included the line "She's a cow, she's quite bovine."

I had utterly forgotten that this was the cause of great mirth among our shared ffriends back in 10th grade, and that few of those shared friends (who were all meeting at the same bar Sat night) had matured even to the slightest degree since 10th grade.

I spent much of the night quickly changing the subject whenever it came around to cows, dairies, udders, or the word "moo."

[Mofro261]

Abe, this may be too late already, but my experience says go to the belly of the boat and find the lowest place you can to lie down, especially if this boat happens to be full of an unlimited number raucous Swedes and Brits to go along with the free beer.

[mud]

I call BS, you are not drunk.

[x] Sober enough to care there is another thread.
[x] Sober enough to care the beer is no good.
[x] Sober enough to make sense.
[x] Correct spellinng.

[Kied]

Wash the beer down with excessive shots of Fireball. Then you will have been unsmart.

[huckbucket]

Wash the beer down with excessive shots of Fireball. Then you will have been unsmart.

Me likely your avatar.

[iceman]

So this one time…ahh, fukkit.

[fatnslow]

When throwing down drinks on a floating vessel take a moment to think about Natalie Wood.

[shirk]

Sober enough to operate computer. You fail.

[Hugh Conway]

don't be like the brit on the ferry I was on who projectile vomited onto a woman across the table from him.

[plugboots]

Pnwbrit?

[abraham]

Ferry from Stockholm to Helsinki.

Turned out to be a false alarm, just an hour and the boat got much smoother.

Found out fireball isn't allowed here, some woman from Florida was complaining.

And obviously I wasn't too drunk. Especially compared to the Finns and Russians I watched get down the stairs by leaning on the railing and allowing gravity to take over. Or the ones in cabin next to mine yelling about being out of beer at 3, 4 and 4:45 this morning. I have no idea of someone told them to shut up or if they somehow got more booze.

[abraham]

don't be like the brit on the ferry I was on who projectile vomited onto a woman across the table from him.

Drunk or just rude?

[sb]

Going to Helsinki is unsmart.

I thought the Baltic is only waist deep? You need to drink way more.

[PassTheDutchie]

Ferry from Stockholm to Helsinki.

Turned out to be a false alarm, just an hour and the boat got much smoother.

Found out fireball isn't allowed here, some woman from Florida was complaining.

And obviously I wasn't too drunk. Especially compared to the Finns and Russians I watched get down the stairs by leaning on the railing and allowing gravity to take over. Or the ones in cabin next to mine yelling about being out of beer at 3, 4 and 4:45 this morning. I have no idea of someone told them to shut up or if they somehow got more booze.

Silja line? You know you're in Scandinavia when you discover it's cheaper to get drunk via paying for a ferry ticket to take you into international waters than it is to drink at home...

[OldLarry]

Once flew to Helsinki with a packed wunnie in my bag. Made it all the way through, probably because I was totally unaware it was in my bag...

[oftpiste]

Pnwbrit?

wish he'd knock that shit off!

[assman]

I am getting engaged tomorrow evening.




Time will tell if that statement belongs in this thread.

[My Pet Powder Goat]

I am getting engaged tomorrow evening.




Time will tell if that statement belongs in this thread.

Wow! The infamous assman getting engaged? Congrats/condolences

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[jma233]

Wow! The infamous assman getting engaged? Congrats/condolences

He finally found THE ass

[MagnificentUnicorn]

I am getting engaged tomorrow evening.




Time will tell if that statement belongs in this thread.

Are you sure?

[ak_powder_monkey]

I started posting on Powdermag forums when I was 15. This lead a myriad of stupid decisions based on the internet 2.0 where I could share the thoughts of my addled brain on the interwebz, before everybody could tweet about every stupid thing. Thus my stupidness was noticed, and often brought up by dicks at the fly shop.