CHEM TRAILS

[guroo270]

I've just been tipped off to this whole Chem Trail conspiracy in the past few months, and grrrrr suggested a link between the ebola virus and chem trails... Anyone actually KNOW stuff about these? I've postulated things like that they form cirrus clouds, possibly shading cities to mask climate change, but I think that's a stretch, or that they are dropping some sort of "treatment" on us or the crops perhaps to kill non-Monsanto crops, etc...

Just curious what you guys know or "know" about the subject, the planes, the flight patterns, the chems, all that stuff.

If you don't know...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC1epPqqziE

[neufox47]

You cant be serious.

[creaky fossil]

I've just been tipped off to this whole Chem Trail conspiracy in the past few months, and grrrrr suggested a link between the ebola virus and chem trails... Anyone actually KNOW stuff about these? I've postulated things like that they form cirrus clouds, possibly shading cities to mask climate change, but I think that's a stretch, or that they are dropping some sort of "treatment" on us or the crops perhaps to kill non-Monsanto crops, etc...

Just curious what you guys know or "know" about the subject, the planes, the flight patterns, the chems, all that stuff.

If you don't know...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gC1epPqqziE

Gosh thanks, this must be the MOST DIRE THREAT TO HUMANITY SINCE FOREVER.

Pro Tip: chemtrails are why you:

a) lost that first girlfriend who dumped you
b) didn't make 1st string waterboy for your HS basketball team
c) didn't get into Harvard or whatever fantasy school you wanted to attend
d) don't ski as well as you wish
e) aren't as rich as Bill Gates

See there are all kinds of TOP SECRET substances I could spray on you from 4 miles up, and depending on which one I choose, you will become MORE OF A LOSER (in whatever realm of human existence I have chosen to negatively influence with my CHEMTRAIL) and will be nudged toward hara kiri.

Don't forget it's more honorable to have a second when you set up for seppuku.

[Tippster]

Dude - seriously? It's water vapor condensing on the exhaust particles from the planes' engines.

[hutash]

Dude - seriously? It's water vapor condensing on the exhaust particles from the planes' engines.

HAHAHA, I see you have bought into the governments story. It is a good thing patriots like guroo are here to save us from these insidious government programs.

"Fluoridation, Mandrake. It is polluting our precious bodily fluids."

[philth]

You cant be serious.

exactly….queue the fruit loops that will soon populate this thread.

[TomCrac]

I heard they are spraying GMO's.

[Timberridge]

I thought they were called contrails. Where con = condensation, not prisoners

[The AD]

Please tell me this is a joke.

[My Pet Powder Goat]

One of the dumber conspiracy theories out there. I have buddy that believes this shit, and false flag incidents. reads infowars.com. I had to de-friend him.

protip: Do you see meteorologist up in arms about this?.... or are they involved in the conspiracy?

Just blows my mind that these otherwise educated people can't call bullshit on this.

edit to add: many of these theories are built up on an actual events. for example (my undertanding without re-googling) is the government admitted spraying urban areas around oakland back in the 50 or 60's as a kind of eugenics experiment, and later admitting wrongdoing. They also like to reference cloud seeding

[digitaldeath]

One of the dumber conspiracy theories out there. I have buddy that believes this shit, and false flag incidents. reads infowars.com. I had to de-friend him.

protip: Do you see meteorologist up in arms about this?.... or are they involved in the conspiracy?

Just blows my mind that these otherwise educated people can't call bullshit on this

infowars is fun! OP is a fucking fool

[TAFKALVS]

Whenever I hear people talk about chemtrails (or birther stuff, 9/11 truth, UN/OBAMA plots, etc.) all I can think about is whether or not that person forgot to take their meds.

[Timberridge]

I would be concerned if the trails spell out "Allah Akbar, Die US Infidels" and I begin to experience shortness of breath.

[creaky fossil]

whenever I hear or read someone talking about another "forgetting to take their meds," I wonder why that person has to project his/her mental illness onto others.

[Harry]

I have buddy that believes this shit, and false flag incidents. reads infowars.com. I had to de-friend him.

I can't believe you de-friended me, brah.

[My Pet Powder Goat]

whenever I hear or read someone talking about another "forgetting to take their meds," I wonder why that person has to project his/her mental illness onto others.

I'm a little surprised Creaky isn't a chemtrail believer ...maybe if jews were involved.

[creaky fossil]

there's that old Maggot Genius on display. a trustafarian snob is trying to passive-aggressive "lecture" me on my alleged hatred of Jews. brilliant stuff, really. MPPG is Rontele, eh?

let's see if we can guess what kind of asshole MPPG is in real life: trustafarian who hates anyone that doesn't have a trust fund? 1st generation Richie who thinks poverty is a sign of weakness and effeminacy? clueless gaper who "skis" on the internet and in meatspace bags 2 saturdays/season slaying the groomers on his Rax? AZ Greg's understudy?

[GiBo]

This is how I feel about all conspiracy bullshit:
"Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead." - Benjamin Franklin

[My Pet Powder Goat]

I can't believe you de-friended me, brah.

That was more because of the naked pics you kept sending me.

[creaky fossil]

This is how I feel about all conspiracy bullshit:
"Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead." - Benjamin Franklin

pro sports are tough for you, good thing Benny Franx lived pre-pro-sports. those damned team sports have such conniving senses of conspiracy!

[DBdude]

there's that old Maggot Genius on display. a trustafarian snob is trying to passive-aggressive "lecture" me on my alleged hatred of Jews. brilliant stuff, really. MPPG is Rontele, eh?

let's see if we can guess what kind of asshole MPPG is in real life: trustafarian who hates anyone that doesn't have a trust fund? 1st generation Richie who thinks poverty is a sign of weakness and effeminacy? clueless gaper who "skis" on the internet and in meatspace bags 2 saturdays/season slaying the groomers on his Rax? AZ Greg's understudy?

wow - everybody that thinks you are tool is a trustafarian and can't ski because social class and skiing ability relates to the profundity of comments on this great waste of time we indulge in

[creaky fossil]

it's funny watching white collar uber-strivers pretend they know the world best

DoucheBagdude, don't you have some kind of World-Altering Gambit at play in your office life? isn't there a WAR ROOM MEETING AT 11AM you need to prepare for?

[My Pet Powder Goat]

I love it! keep it up creaky! I can't believe how accurate you are!

can you guess my weight as well?!?!

[guroo270]

You cant be serious.

I'm not very serious or flipping out about it, but to say it's not odd at the very least is downplaying it. Contrails don't turn on and off, commercial flights don't circle or grid pad cities, and they ain't doin' nothin' up there.

[DBdude]

it's funny watching white collar uber-strivers pretend they know the world best

DoucheBagdude, don't you have some kind of World-Altering Gambit at play in your office life? isn't there a WAR ROOM MEETING AT 11AM you need to prepare for?

just keep practicing "do you want fries with that?" and you will be fine.