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  1. 08-07-2014, 02:32 PM #1
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    The Hot Crazy Matrix



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    i saw this last week...

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    Quote Originally Posted by stalefish3169 View Post


    Truer words may have never been spoken. If only I could learn to follow them.
    Yes ... laughed my ass off. So true!

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    Women have a similar graph for guys except they need a guy to explain the math to them
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    Quote Originally Posted by jma233 View Post
    Women have a similar graph for guys except they need a guy to explain the math to them

    boom....
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    Below a four crazy but still hot? Sorry son but you are dating a tranny.....
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    He really doesn't seem like he'd be much of an expert on the topic of women.... he looks more like a radioshack branch manager.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PNWbrit View Post
    He really doesn't seem like he'd be much of an expert on the topic of women....
    Yeah, but check out the starched shirt and tee underneath. Could stand to lose the pen in the pocket; even most engineers don't do that anymore.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Viva View Post
    Yeah, but check out the starched shirt and tee underneath. Could stand to lose the pen in the pocket; even most engineers don't do that anymore.
    No doubt 9mm worn on hip of the beige slacks attracts huge amounts of minge? Takes their mind off the pen/pocket style faux pas perhaps.
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    I think it's just that he's had plenty of time to think about it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    I think it's just that he's had plenty of time to obsess about it.
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  13. 08-07-2014, 07:16 PM #13
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    he looks more like a radioshack branch manager.
    he's probably seen all the sext's that his creepy tech support stole from chick's laptops, which puts him at least even with 99% of TGR (not counting escort experts)
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    I thought only women criticized each other's attire and appearance like this...????
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  16. 08-07-2014, 09:49 PM #16
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    There's definitely something to that. I guess it's the random wre-ball connections working but if I have to listen to another one of these 20-minute stories with no fucking point somebody's gonna get hurt.
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    My beef with it is that the crazy scale is hard to measure, while the standard 1-10 hotness scale is basically hardwired into men's brains. How does the 1-10 crazy scale work? Don't all chicks automatically start at 5 anyway? 4 maybe? I have my own crazy scale for women:






    Yes.



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  18. 08-12-2014, 01:19 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by Like a Boss View Post
    Don't all chicks automatically start at 5 anyway?



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    To Ice's point, it seems the lacking ability for women to tell any sort of entertaining story gets worse with age.
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