Ask Sage Cattabriga-Alosa Anything!

[WaistDeepGroomers]

Ah ma god!

Tomorrow from Noon-3 MST (or 11-2 PST, or 1-4 EST, or whatever), the man, the myth, the smooth, the skier–Sage Cattabriga-Alosa–will be making himself available on this thread for any and all of your legitimate, absurd, and/or JONG'ish questions. Witness below some of his recent career achievements:



This guy [forum handle: chompfacekillah] crushed it again this year for Almost Ablaze, and was, as evidenced in the trailer below, super gripped during another year in the mountains:



This AMA will be pretty simple: start dropping your questions here and Sage will jump on this thread tomorrow at 11 AM Portland Oregon local time and start hacking away with his answers. Get on it!

[JJChit]

What's your off season training like Sage. Are you in the gym or an outdoors kind of guy?

[sb]

What is your favorite desert and why?

[Buster Highmen]

Can an arbitrary Equivariant G-Bundle be factored into a finite collection of Eilenberg-MacLane spectra in the context of midnight mushroom tours after Peruvian dishwashing?
(edit) Can you eat at Andina's without thinking about dishwashing?
How come there's no pearls in the Pearl District?
If there's an Eastmoreland and a Westmoreland, how come there's no Southmoreland or Northmoreland?

[BigDaddy]

Do you like to cook for your dog?

If so, what do you make it?

[Moeghoul]

Were you named after a favorite pork sausage herb or because you are wise?

[PNWbrit]

Does it take off?

[bmg97]

Do you kiss on the first date ?

[Flyoverland Captive]

Ginger, or Mary Ann?

[IVplay]

aged sherry or mikes hard

[IVplay]

shower or bath?

[nickwm21]

Tacos or burrito?

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[Kopi_Red]

Is it true they made the 2015 Automatic stiffer?

[El Chupacabra]

Sage - can you ban Ryan Dunfee from the forum? By last count, he's committed 507 violations of The Roolz, and thus is subject to mandatory banning for life.

PM creaky fossil and kidwoo if you need further information -- they are the co-chairs of the Joint Subcommittee on Teh Banningz, and are in full agreement (as usual) on this highly important topic.

[chompfacekillah]

Love the questions so far!! I will be logging on tomorrow to answer, but for now keep em coming! Funny, serious, long or short esoteric, or weird, bring it! -sage

[jgb@etree]

Pussy or Powder?

[hawkgt]

how do you keep from getting dry scalp while schralpin' the gnar? #fuckingcolddrywinters

[Below Zero]

Are you baked right now?

How's married life?

[digitaldeath]

Where do you rank on skiing ability 0-10 scale?

Mike Wilson is a 15 and i am a 9.2

[brutah]

mushrooms or acid?

boobs or ass?

pabst or rainier?

burrito or taco?

bob marley or damien marley?

alta or bird?

who is the best skier on the mountain?

whats your relationship to lenny and skeeter cattabriga?

pants or mustard?

[Buster Highmen]

If the helical picklewads transform their investments portfolios from cosmic derivatives to underwear futures, will Wall Street grow a conscience?

[~mikey b]

Sage who?

[digitaldeath]

what is the weakest part of your skiing?

[huckbucket]

Have you PM'd Rontele?

[grskier]

Who do you think is the best skier that the 'mainstream' public doesn't know?
Next up and comer?