OFFICIAL I70 BITCH THREAD....

[Name Redacted]

Pic#2 is the spot where my wife passed out while driving a few weeks ago. Luckily she was able to pull over to the side of the road and not die.

[hatchgreenchile]

Those trenches in the eastbound right lane, between Loveland and Bakerville, are getting dangerous. Those ruts are deep!

[bendtheski]

Oops. I didn’t want to ski that bad anyway…

The wheels on the truck go boom boom boom…

ETA: Wind is pushing the little remaining smoke across all lanes. Can’t tell if it made it into the scenic overlook lot, but eb will re-open sooner if it did. All lanes being held in both directions currently.


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[bendtheski]

They cleared the queue wb, but don’t see any more being let through.

Scratch that, wb moving now. Just saw a cdot truck head west in the eb lanes, so pretty sure eb will be a minute


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[bendtheski]

Just heard they opened eb, but looks like a big backup eb LL pass from abasin


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[ffmedic84]

Just heard they opened eb, but looks like a big backup eb LL pass from abasin


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It opened for a minute but closed again. State patrol just told us they thought they could get away with opening 1 lane but need both. He said we will be holding “for awhile”.


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[bendtheski]

I started for the near 3 hour tour of kremlng/berthoud, but navigation told me to turn around as soon as I got to lake dillon. Easy-peasy drive home in about 50 min. Could have been worse, thanks cdot.

That thing left a mess on the road.


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[fastfred]

if anyone is looking for a slide in camper for thier tacoma
there is one sitting on the shoulder just before the first frisco exit
hurry prolly won't be there long

[The SnowShow]

if anyone is looking for a slide in camper for thier tacoma
there is one sitting on the shoulder just before the first frisco exit
hurry prolly won't be there long

[ffmedic84]

Still looking for a good home



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[The SnowShow]

Still looking for a good home



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I love I70

[Name Redacted]

That camper is probably still worth $20k in today’s market.

[adrenalated]

That camper is probably still worth $20k in today’s market.

$25k firm I know what I got

[fastfred]

I"m gonna stop and winch that thing into my truck bed on my way to lunch at whole foods today
I'd keep it but I got an 8ft bed so it's alittle small for me
who thinks that thing has a bad case of lice aids covid and a smattering of body fluids all over the inside?
ask the guy with the big truck and beat camper change for a nickle at whole food this afternoon and I'll hook you up with the camper

[The SnowShow]

who thinks that thing has a bad case of lice aids covid and a smattering of body fluids all over the inside?

No question. Hazmat suit needed for entry.

[Jong Lafitte]

Still looking for a good home



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Lulz all the enraging CL euphemisms come to mind.

“Easy fix” (not easy fix)
“Needs TLC” (it’s a piece of shit)
“Hunters special” (piece of shit — the hunters I know have fancy pickups of various gens and electric lifted golf carts or gas SXSs, why do “hunters” like shaved roof SUVs that don’t run, why is that good for the lease????? You want 10g for a non running 88 EB bronco with no roof? Could buy a fucking SxS.)
“ Mechanics special” (piece of shit. The mechanics I know spend about zero time on their own cars but no less, MECHANICS SPECIAL!!! You don’t know a fucking mechanic)

Fucking jackholes, “my [not] marketing prowess will squeeze extra money from the market with this [un]clever wording.” Jackholes.

But yeah, in today’s market I guess hunters special needs tlc easy fix 23k.

Looks like the top caught air under it and popped it up, see how the canvas is sticking out? LOL.

/bitchaboutnotI70

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[SkiBall]

Looked to be some carnage EB at the bottom of GT hill tonight. Too dark to see, but looked like a couple cars. Kicked everybody off and then back on. Dry roads can be a tricky wicket it seems,

[bamboocoreONLY]

Looked to be some carnage EB at the bottom of GT hill tonight. Too dark to see, but looked like a couple cars. Kicked everybody off and then back on. Dry roads can be a tricky wicket it seems,

The tourists in town right now aren't even actual humans, I'm not really sure what they are..

[Name Redacted]

The tourists in town right now aren't even actual humans, I'm not really sure what they are..

Went to lunch on main st in Breck yesterday. You are correct, they seem to be some sort of large, soft, slithering creatures who travel in large groups of no less than 10 and slide effortlessly on a bed of ugg boots and faux fur among the t-shirt shop, candle purveyors, chocolate factories, while mingling with the occasional axe thrower. Every once in a while they'll make an extended stay in a fat factory that serves one of three "craft" menu items, Burger, Taco, or Pizza. With this meal, it is required that they consume some version of alcoholic beverage not to exceed the color of their own fluid waste. Coors light, or Pinot Grigio seem to be the gold standard. We fell in with them effortlessly due to our own self-inflicted handicap of cognitive functions and decided to consume burgers. Luckily we had what is known as a "Gift Card", which afforded us the ability to mingle with these creatures despite our distinct lack of monetary ability.

[Jax]

Lol, seriously. What's with the massive large groups/families traveling together. Covid fatigue I guess? Let's get all the cousins and surviving grandparents together and travel to a ski town even though we don't ski. Visitation records will be broken guaranteed.

[cmsummit]

I love large tourist families where EVERYONE goes to the grocery store and clogs up the aisles trying to decide which cereal to buy.

[hawkgt]

Went to lunch on main st in Breck yesterday. You are correct, they seem to be some sort of large, soft, slithering creatures who travel in large groups of no less than 10 and slide effortlessly on a bed of ugg boots and faux fur among the t-shirt shop, candle purveyors, chocolate factories, while mingling with the occasional axe thrower. Every once in a while they'll make an extended stay in a fat factory that serves one of three "craft" menu items, Burger, Taco, or Pizza. With this meal, it is required that they consume some version of alcoholic beverage not to exceed the color of their own fluid waste. Coors light, or Pinot Grigio seem to be the gold standard. We fell in with them effortlessly due to our own self-inflicted handicap of cognitive functions and decided to consume burgers. Luckily we had what is known as a "Gift Card", which afforded us the ability to mingle with these creatures despite our distinct lack of monetary ability.

this is great! thank you, such descriptive prose

[The SnowShow]

And they all wear their brand new Breck Local hats while strutting Main St.

[This End Up]

S’mores cooking got a little out of hand.

[Hott Butt Mud]

All signs point to a big shitshow this weekend.

1) Hardly anyone has actually gone skiing yet in the Front Range
2) Cold temps now arrived in FR
3) Snow on the webcams this week will get people excited


I'd expect 80% of all FR pass holders to dust off the gear this weekend and hit a resort. Gonna be a massive shitshow.