OFFICIAL I70 BITCH THREAD....

[fastfred]

I"m gonna stop and winch that thing into my truck bed on my way to lunch at whole foods today
I'd keep it but I got an 8ft bed so it's alittle small for me
who thinks that thing has a bad case of lice aids covid and a smattering of body fluids all over the inside?
ask the guy with the big truck and beat camper change for a nickle at whole food this afternoon and I'll hook you up with the camper

[The SnowShow]

who thinks that thing has a bad case of lice aids covid and a smattering of body fluids all over the inside?

No question. Hazmat suit needed for entry.

[Jong Lafitte]

Still looking for a good home
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Lulz all the enraging CL euphemisms come to mind.

“Easy fix” (not easy fix)
“Needs TLC” (it’s a piece of shit)
“Hunters special” (piece of shit — the hunters I know have fancy pickups of various gens and electric lifted golf carts or gas SXSs, why do “hunters” like shaved roof SUVs that don’t run, why is that good for the lease????? You want 10g for a non running 88 EB bronco with no roof? Could buy a fucking SxS.)
“ Mechanics special” (piece of shit. The mechanics I know spend about zero time on their own cars but no less, MECHANICS SPECIAL!!! You don’t know a fucking mechanic)

Fucking jackholes, “my [not] marketing prowess will squeeze extra money from the market with this [un]clever wording.” Jackholes.

But yeah, in today’s market I guess hunters special needs tlc easy fix 23k.

Looks like the top caught air under it and popped it up, see how the canvas is sticking out? LOL.

/bitchaboutnotI70

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[SkiBall]

Looked to be some carnage EB at the bottom of GT hill tonight. Too dark to see, but looked like a couple cars. Kicked everybody off and then back on. Dry roads can be a tricky wicket it seems,

[bamboocoreONLY]

Looked to be some carnage EB at the bottom of GT hill tonight. Too dark to see, but looked like a couple cars. Kicked everybody off and then back on. Dry roads can be a tricky wicket it seems,

The tourists in town right now aren't even actual humans, I'm not really sure what they are..

[Name Redacted]

The tourists in town right now aren't even actual humans, I'm not really sure what they are..

Went to lunch on main st in Breck yesterday. You are correct, they seem to be some sort of large, soft, slithering creatures who travel in large groups of no less than 10 and slide effortlessly on a bed of ugg boots and faux fur among the t-shirt shop, candle purveyors, chocolate factories, while mingling with the occasional axe thrower. Every once in a while they'll make an extended stay in a fat factory that serves one of three "craft" menu items, Burger, Taco, or Pizza. With this meal, it is required that they consume some version of alcoholic beverage not to exceed the color of their own fluid waste. Coors light, or Pinot Grigio seem to be the gold standard. We fell in with them effortlessly due to our own self-inflicted handicap of cognitive functions and decided to consume burgers. Luckily we had what is known as a "Gift Card", which afforded us the ability to mingle with these creatures despite our distinct lack of monetary ability.

[Jax]

Lol, seriously. What's with the massive large groups/families traveling together. Covid fatigue I guess? Let's get all the cousins and surviving grandparents together and travel to a ski town even though we don't ski. Visitation records will be broken guaranteed.

[cmsummit]

I love large tourist families where EVERYONE goes to the grocery store and clogs up the aisles trying to decide which cereal to buy.

[hawkgt]

Went to lunch on main st in Breck yesterday. You are correct, they seem to be some sort of large, soft, slithering creatures who travel in large groups of no less than 10 and slide effortlessly on a bed of ugg boots and faux fur among the t-shirt shop, candle purveyors, chocolate factories, while mingling with the occasional axe thrower. Every once in a while they'll make an extended stay in a fat factory that serves one of three "craft" menu items, Burger, Taco, or Pizza. With this meal, it is required that they consume some version of alcoholic beverage not to exceed the color of their own fluid waste. Coors light, or Pinot Grigio seem to be the gold standard. We fell in with them effortlessly due to our own self-inflicted handicap of cognitive functions and decided to consume burgers. Luckily we had what is known as a "Gift Card", which afforded us the ability to mingle with these creatures despite our distinct lack of monetary ability.

this is great! thank you, such descriptive prose

[The SnowShow]

And they all wear their brand new Breck Local hats while strutting Main St.

[This End Up]

S’mores cooking got a little out of hand.

[Hott Butt Mud]

All signs point to a big shitshow this weekend.

1) Hardly anyone has actually gone skiing yet in the Front Range
2) Cold temps now arrived in FR
3) Snow on the webcams this week will get people excited


I'd expect 80% of all FR pass holders to dust off the gear this weekend and hit a resort. Gonna be a massive shitshow.

[The SnowShow]

All signs point to a big shitshow this weekend.

1) Hardly anyone has actually gone skiing yet in the Front Range
2) Cold temps now arrived in FR
3) Snow on the webcams this week will get people excited


I'd expect 80% of all FR pass holders to dust off the gear this weekend and hit a resort. Gonna be a massive shitshow.

No question. A Million driving up and skiing 10 trails. Fucking sick!!

[fastfred]

hot butt mud nailed it
this weekend is going to be UGLY
every front range punter with a ski pass that hasn't been used since mid march and the texans are here like locusts for some reason
colder on the front range than breck today and grey down there was oppressing people must have ski feaver

was on the phone the whole way down and things flowed well
but holy shit was every one trying to outrun the storm and get up here for freshies tomorrow morinng? the ride back blew
brake checked a semi he didn't like it but fuck him traffic was at a standstill outside the tunnel
Some tool in shiny german car wearing a nice puffy with out of state plates took the award I think he was late to a meeting with foggy in wanker park where foggy was going to belittle him for just moving to lohi and buying a shit box in fraser so he could fit in

[Foggy_Goggles]

Some tool in shiny german car wearing a nice puffy with out of state plates took the award I think he was late to a meeting with foggy in wanker park where foggy was going to belittle him for just moving to lohi and buying a shit box in fraser so he could fit in

He's got his finger on my pulse alright! I try not to be too much of a dick but I'm very honest at initial client meetings. I don't even take a tape measure. I explain that we first have to figure out if we even like each other. I'm probably turning down 75% of the no bid work I get offered right now. But I get so many direct referrals from previous customers that I can shine those people.

I got a bunch of possible client meet and greets coming up. I'll let you know how it goes. I'm thinking $75 hr. for my labor, project management is a separate line item on top of that plus a 20% profit and overhead markup up on everything including homeowner provides materials....on and back to I70...thats $1K minimum per trip, I suggest we develop an alternative.

[adrenalated]

Personally I was thinking of loading up and heading to Powell, probably leaving around 7am Friday

[MakersTeleMark]

Should we get the O/U on closures started again this year? WB closed now, and it's only Wed.

[SkiBall]

For this storm I put the line at 4.

[MakersTeleMark]

For this storm I put the line at 4.

Rookie. I'll bump that to 7 for the line.

[SkiBall]

You’re just going for dramatics. I would take the over on 4 and the under on 7.

[MakersTeleMark]

You’re just going for dramatics. I would take the over on 4 and the under on 7.

Be a baller, think big.

[Elkhound Odin]

Can't wait to be part of the problem tomorrow AM!!!!!!

[Full Trucker]

Can't wait to be part of the problem tomorrow AM!!!!!!

You should just leave now, since you're already traffic.

[Name Redacted]

Fucking Amazon truck stuck on Silverthorne hill with no chains. Saw multiple other trucks with no chains.

[Ireallyliketoski2]

Fucking Amazon truck stuck on Silverthorne hill with no chains. Saw multiple other trucks with no chains.

I bet my new air fryer was in that truck, supposed to deliver today and still hasn't arrived.