OFFICIAL I70 BITCH THREAD....

[This End Up]

We're talking the new black plates then.

Nothing screams aggro Front Range douche more than those.

Yep. I just got black plates.



For my kid’s 11 year old honda accord.

[concretejungle]

We're talking the new black plates then.

Nothing screams aggro Front Range douche more than those.

We got those in Montana a few years ago and it certainly made it easier to figure out who was going to be an insufferable dbag.

[ASmileyFace]

Man the black plates were cool till I started taking account of how everyone with them was driving like a douche or in a douche-mobile. I'm getting that stegosaurus plate cause I am a big fucking dork.

[summit]

I think we have the most types of plates of any state. We have over 210!

We literally have plates for:
Support Pollinators (yea a plate for people who like bees, flies, and moths)
Support Horses
Epilepsy Awareness (on a motor vehicle???????????????)
Protect Fossils
Delta Sigma Sorority (the only greek plate... so far?)
Pueblo Chile (yes about fucking peppers that are slightly different than Hatch Chiles)
The Pikes Peak International Hill Climb (actually kinda cool... I bet these plates get more speeding tickets)
Italian American
Greyhound Lovers (because Adopt a Shelter Pet plates aren't specific enough)
USS Colorado (the attack sub, not the battleship)

[PeteDee]

Man the black plates were cool till I started taking account of how everyone with them was driving like a douche or in a douche-mobile. I'm getting that stegosaurus plate cause I am a big fucking dork.

We're talking the new black plates then.

Nothing screams aggro Front Range douche more than those.

I've found the black plates as useful as the red rentals to identify drivers to avoid. Black tags are the accelerator to the douche factor already there. On an 11 year old accord, whatever, but if on a tricked out tacoma...expecations lowered accordingly

[DanSkierMan]

What times does Mary Jane parking fill up these days? Every time I look at traffic Berthoud Pass is almost backed up to the start

[Foggy_Goggles]

ToGTFO/Yes/By the time the lifts open....take your pic of answers. Get up early and sent it! Expect it will be busy all the time and be pleasantly surprised when it isn't. But really, nobody knows. The 5yr. trajectory of crowds as been to the moon. The new normal has not stabilized. I would also expect every Fri.,Sat.,Sun. to be busy from here on out through spring break.

[Name Redacted]

Are the Florida plates everywhere actually from Florida? Or are they rentals cars that were shipped up here? I can't imagine driving up her from FL for a week or two long trip, but maybe people do that? Anyway, they are some serious dumbfucks on the road either way.

[The SnowShow]

Today a douche in a white Tesla couldn’t wait 5 seconds while I backed out of my parking space and flew past me while honking so I had to slam on the brakes. Of course he had black plates….fucking cocksucker.

[tang]

Seriously, those black plates suck. Are they the new standard issue? I read it’s some throwback to the orig CO plates, back in model T days.
I wish you could get the old green mtn plates

[Foggy_Goggles]

This plate has an annual $25 fee that goes toward the Colorado Disability Funding Committee

Just a vanity plate that has caught on with the #MountainyAF crowd. I say bring back the plates with the county code. I've still got ZB plates on my work truck.

[MCS5280]

Seriously, those black plates suck. Are they the new standard issue? I read it’s some throwback to the orig CO plates, back in model T days.
I wish you could get the old green mtn plates

You have to pay extra for them. Luckily the douches can't resist

[Lurch]

You have to pay extra for them. Luckily the douches can't resist

They are just license plates. You guys need to get a grip. And no I do lot have one.

[andy m]

Thank you. And, no, I don't have one either.

[smmokan]

Being judgmental on the internet about fucking license plates... holy shit. That's rock bottom, right? You guys need to play outside a bit more.

[bamboocoreONLY]

I wish you could get the old green mtn plates

You can, that's one of the other plates available in this vintage collection.

[Leshphilling77]

Being judgmental on the internet about fucking license plates... holy shit. That's rock bottom, right? You guys need to play outside a bit more.

you have the black plates I take it

[Name Redacted]

What is the black Colorado license plate and how much does it cost? This plate has an annual $25 fee that goes toward the Colorado Disability Funding Committee, and its popularity last year raised more than $4.2 million, according to the Colorado DMV.

$4 million for charity but you should definitely be a dick about it.

[smmokan]

you have the black plates I take it

No sir, I have the old school plates that came with my 6-yr old truck. But who the fuck cares?

[Foggy_Goggles]

No sir, I have the old school plates that came with my 6-yr old truck. But who the fuck cares?

Huh? Like you purchased in from a dealer and they plated it or you have the plates of the private party you purchased it from.

Shitty drivers and douche bags exist on a continuum. Stereotypically, black plates and Telsas are out on the tail of the standard distribution. All stereotypes are by definition, false.

Sometimes we try and "dress the part", sometimes we don't care. I would imagine in your line of work you got this figured out. We are "interviewing" and "judging" each other constantly. Its an integral part of being a human. Its best to own it.

[Danno]

I think the black plates look cool, even if the normal plates are iconic (with a c, not k). That said, they are not "pay extra money to have them" cool. And I haven't noticed extra douchebaggery from people with them. :shrug:

[JaytaeMoney]

Those black plates on a sprinter van would send some of you into a blind rage

[Full Trucker]

Those black plates on a sprinter van would send some of you into a blind rage

In.

[fastfred]

Those black plates on a sprinter van would send some of you into a blind rage

are you suggesting I take them off my van?
if you see me ask for change they say "jelly"

[adrenalated]

I have a lifted Tundra and am definitely a douchebag, but don't have black plates. I must be doing it wrong?