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  1. #10976
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    Very due for a gas tanker crash to really get summer going maybe it'll take a bridge out even better it'll take cdot 2 months to figure a work around out like hwy 133

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    Quote Originally Posted by fastfred View Post
    ... even better it'll take cdot 2 months to figure a work around out like hwy 133
    shut yer mouf!

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    I do the SLC- front range drive quite a bit. I see no reason at all to stop for food. Pack a snack and burn out the 7 hours and get it done with.

  5. #10980
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    Quote Originally Posted by skaredshtles View Post
    So there are *two* good Indian joints at janky truck stops on I-80?

    That's quite amazing, TBH.
    Indian in Wyoming???? Are we talking about dots or feathers?????

  6. #10981
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    They're talking dots. No fry bread.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

  7. #10982
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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    They're talking dots. No fry bread.
    Great. Now I'm hungry for fry bread.

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    Go visit Tocabe.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

  9. #10984
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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    Go visit Tocabe.
    Oh, I have... none really local to me, though.

  10. #10985
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    OFFICIAL I70 BITCH THREAD....

    I love when semis going 30mph up a hill suddenly swerve into the left lane to pass other semis going 25mph and cause everyone behind to slam on their brakes, narrowly missing a series of fender benders. Fuck you I70!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by skaredshtles View Post
    Great. Now I'm hungry for fry bread.
    Has nothing to do with I70 but I found great fry bread in Poulsbo Washington a couple of days ago, then when getting into Denver I had to do I70. Fuck I70.
    You know, you can swear on this site. Fuck, shit bitch. See?

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    OFFICIAL I70 BITCH THREAD....

    Saturday, 3pm. The onslaught.

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  13. #10988
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    Left front range at 7:30am.... NO traffic. Got in a solid mtb ride in Summit, got back in the car and headed Eastbound & Down.... passed the onslaught of people headed WB. There was some kind of wreck being cleared up near Loveland Pass and holy shit, I-70 was bumper-to-bumper going probably 5mph all the way to Evergreen. EB, of course, was moving 80mph.

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    Vanlifers seemed to think they were driving in the Indy 500 the other day. Fuck off, you are on vacation, some of us are working and just need to get home after a long day of work.

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    Summit has been taken over by van life this summer 1 of every 5 cars is a van mostly dodges

    The reason vanlifers drive so crazy is they are stoled to get from one adventure to the next bruh

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    Yesterday I passed a Mercedes van lifer who was driving I-70 in the left lane (or course right lane totally empty). Dipshit had four cars just blindly following him in the left lane.

    It was my duty to pass all of these asshole in the right lane while I laid on the horn for a full 20 seconds as I passed them all.

    Get fucked vanlifers!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hott Butt Mud View Post
    It was my duty to pass all of these asshole in the right lane while I laid on the horn for a full 20 seconds as I passed them all.

    Get fucked vanlifers!
    Thank you for your service.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hott Butt Mud View Post

    Get fucked vanlifers!

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    Quote Originally Posted by fastfred View Post
    You need to smugly take a pic of your feet crossed out the side door, so -5. 2 points for the coffee mug though. +10 for having two vans in one pic.

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    Dropping in to say I70 is cake. Just spent two weeks in San Diego-LA and holy fucking shit, it is madness here over and above any madness I’ve seen here before.

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    Quote Originally Posted by This End Up View Post
    What's the best detour around floyd to Breck that will be completely fucked for the next 5 years? 285?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ASmileyFace View Post
    What's the best detour around floyd to Breck that will be completely fucked for the next 5 years? 285?
    Pretty much.

    Though I predict that will get fucked fairly quickly after construction starts...

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    I told my friend about the construction and she said "won't affect us, we don't drive Floyd Hill, we take the canyon". Uh, not sure if it will work like that, lol.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    I told my friend about the construction and she said "won't affect us, we don't drive Floyd Hill, we take the canyon". Uh, not sure if it will work like that, lol.
    Yeah. It's a good thing that the canyon route is a secret.

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