OFFICIAL I70 BITCH THREAD....

[Hott Butt Mud]

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Fuck golden colorado place is one step away from boulder remember don't boulder my golden? Too late every puffy coat wearing bearded millennial has cunted that town up there isn't enough breweries and distilleries and electric car chargers to suck up all the self absorbed tools who hang out there on a weekend afternoon as they trade war stories over slaying the pow and getting raped by i70

Damn. Is there anywhere that's got the coveted fastfred approval rating?

[m2711c]

upstate.

[Danno]

Aspen, LDO.

[The SnowShow]

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Fuck golden colorado place is one step away from boulder remember don't boulder my golden? Too late every puffy coat wearing bearded millennial has cunted that town up there isn't enough breweries and distilleries and electric car chargers to suck up all the self absorbed tools who hang out there on a weekend afternoon as they trade war stories over slaying the pow and getting raped by i70

Rough sunny 60° day in Golden?

[fastfred]

Damn. Is there anywhere that's got the coveted fastfred approval rating?

yup a couple a handful but I ain't going to blast the names on the internet gotta think outside the box

upstate.

at least people aren't posers in upstate
there is some genuine shit hole towns for sure
I feel safer riding my bike on the roads in upstate than I do in colorado

Rough sunny 60° day in Golden?

LOL hey hey
maybe that's what happened I'm roached from the sun got the full matchstick going on right now
this winter has sucked donkey balls with the lack of the so called 300 days of sunshine colorado is suppose to get sunshine my ass one day a week it seems this winter

[smmokan]

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Fuck golden colorado place is one step away from boulder remember don't boulder my golden? Too late every puffy coat wearing bearded millennial has cunted that town up there isn't enough breweries and distilleries and electric car chargers to suck up all the self absorbed tools who hang out there on a weekend afternoon as they trade war stories over slaying the pow and getting raped by i70

You'd be a lot happier if you stopped being so judgmental and didn't worry about everyone else.

That is, assuming you're a real person and not TGR's first poor attempt at AI.

[Foggy_Goggles]

You'd be a lot happier if you stopped being so judgmental and didn't worry about everyone else.

Stop it. Old Front Range is better than New Front Range. If it's your thing, enjoy. 90+% of my friends hate what it has become and are trying to engineer their exit. A big reason is the people. It's just smart to try and spend your time surrounded by people who's company you enjoy. The average Rad Dad, Millennial Flat White or Bonged Out Punk is a pretty significant downgrade from even a decade ago.

[skaredshtles]

I'm just here to say Sunday's drive home from Copper was a piece of cake.

And the lift lines were fuckin' atrocious:

[Leshphilling77]

this winter has sucked donkey balls with the lack of the so called 300 days of sunshine colorado is suppose to get sunshine my ass one day a week it seems this winter

You sound like the basics I work with. They also love driving i70 from the mountains to Denver every week

[grskier]

It's almost as if under-funding them for decades has a consequence on our infrastructure.

Louder for the people in the back.

Everyone complains, yet every election cycle, state wide funding fails.

[fastfred]

You sound like the basics I work with. They also love driving i70 from the mountains to Denver every week

yup fuck mountain towns on the weekends when hordes of posers show up
I"m on the front range once a week like an ugly chick great place to visit shitty place to live

last nights drive was trying to say the least too many fuck sticks in the left lane impossible to maintain 85mph
the best was the wrangler with "wrangler" vanity plates totally cunting up the left lane at 55 mph on g town hill
and holy fuck I thought the sheep thing was an urban ledgend usually you can hit 90mph in the dumont straightaway but it was hard hard breaking as every touron had to stop and look at the sheep goats whatever the fuck hanging out

and cops and cops and cops my radar detector was going off non stop up and down

[GeorgiaSnow]

I'm just here to say Sunday's drive home from Copper was a piece of cake.

And the lift lines were fuckin' atrocious:

That lift is always atrocious. [emoji6] miss the atrocious lot that it used to have.


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[skaredshtles]

That lift is always atrocious. [emoji6] miss the atrocious lot that it used to have.


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I mean - the Super-B wasn't much better:

[whipski]

Don't worry Spring Break starts NOW!

[bamboocoreONLY]

Don't worry Spring Break starts NOW!

It was evident at the basin yesterday. Just numerous gaggles of 10 dude bros clogging up the lower east wall.

[skaredshtles]

Don't worry Spring Break starts NOW!

Meh. Spring Break'ers mob things until about 10:45, then head in to drink for the rest of the day.

Except at places like Monarch and Wolf Creek. Holy shit - you couldn't *pay* me to ski at a resort like that during Spring Break. What a shitshow.

[Lurch]

Meh. Spring Break'ers mob things until about 10:45, then head in to drink for the rest of the day.

Except at places like Monarch and Wolf Creek. Holy shit - you couldn't *pay* me to ski at a resort like that during Spring Break. What a shitshow.

Every time I drive over Monarch Pass I wonder who keeps Monarch Mountain Lodge open.

[summit]

Every time I drive over Monarch Pass I wonder who keeps Monarch Mountain Lodge open.

Ever see that movie "Hot Tub Time Machine"?

[Name Redacted]

I've been in that hot tub a few times and it is not a time machine. More like a time capsule. It is unfortunate how shitty of a hotel that place is, because if it were decent, I could see it doin alright. Great location. But it's probably one of the worst I've stayed in, and that was over 10 years ago, can't imagine that it has improved much.

[summit]

I've been in that hot tub a few times and it is not a time machine. More like a time capsule. It is unfortunate how shitty of a hotel that place is, because if it were decent, I could see it doin alright. Great location. But it's probably one of the worst I've stayed in, and that was over 10 years ago, can't imagine that it has improved much.

You are not wrong... just gotta go in with the right expectations. I too haven't been there in 10 years.

[hawkgt]

Ive stayed in some shitty places.... the Monarch where I looked for a shower after leaving.

[Lurch]

I've been in that hot tub a few times and it is not a time machine. More like a time capsule. It is unfortunate how shitty of a hotel that place is, because if it were decent, I could see it doin alright. Great location. But it's probably one of the worst I've stayed in, and that was over 10 years ago, can't imagine that it has improved much.

Read the Google reviews. Everything within the last few years that was not a paid review basically rates it worse than 3rd world lodging.

[Name Redacted]

Read the Google reviews. Everything within the last few years that was not a paid review basically rates it worse than 3rd world lodging.

It was pretty nice to be close to the ski area, especially when the highway was backed up from town because of a wreck. Dog friendly too. But yeah, they really should just bulldoze it and build something else there, or just up at the top where the scenic gondola is.

[MakersTeleMark]

Also in the plus 10 year club. I thought it was a mash up between a prison cell and a freshman dorm room.

The fact that I remember it does make it memorable though.

[m2711c]

Stayed there last week. By far the weirdest place I’ve stayed in a while. would not recommend.