OFFICIAL I70 BITCH THREAD....

[fastfred]

Why do you go to the front range weekly?

Well good rub and tugs on west Colfax or Havana

Work

Desire to want to live on and be part of the real colorado called the front range

Entertainment and exercise

Small mtn towns w ski resorts suck dick

Jerusalem Cafe

Endless mostly I hate breckenridge

[Hott Butt Mud]

Well good rub and tugs on west Colfax or Havana

Got some recs on that?

Work

Drug mule

Desire to want to live on and be part of the real colorado called the front range

Truth. Real Colorado is definetly not Lauren Boebert district. Plus, Real Colorado has Bass Pro Shop.

Entertainment and exercise

Rub & Tugs?

Small mtn towns w ski resorts suck dick

Truth. This is something that's not talked about enough. Small mtn towns do suck dick. Who the fuck wants to go to the grocery store and see Fred from work? Fred, you fucking suck and I don't want (or need) to chat with you at the grocery store.

Jerusalem Cafe

No idea what this is.

Endless mostly I hate breckenridge

Breck is like the ski town social media whore. All fucking fluff. Caked with makeup. Always doing the same dumbass TikTok dance and re-posting with the same dumb fucking bathroom mirror background.

[Danno]

Jerusalem Cafe is great

[Rideski]

Jerusalem would be a whole lot better if they could figure out how to have clean bathrooms. Or correct that to say how could I eat there when the cooks use those bathrooms.

[Shredhead]

Jerusalem would be a whole lot better if they could figure out how to have clean bathrooms. Or correct that to say how could I eat there when the cooks use those bathrooms.

I saw a special on food safety. They asked an health inspector, how patrons could tell if a kitchen was clean. He said to look at the bathrooms.
If they’re not cleaning them, they probably don’t clean the kitchen either.

[fastfred]

not my fault 90% of colorado chooses the wrong time and wrong day to drive I70
this weekend should be all time hopefully it snows just enough tomake everyones life living hell
espically the gaper crowd that is gonna show up this weekend to look at pretty snow scupltures I might just get drunk and head down there myself

nice work buddy got me made
totally hate living in a ski town place sucks for sure specially when all the posers fill up town

Got some recs on that?


Drug mule


Truth. Real Colorado is definetly not Lauren Boebert district. Plus, Real Colorado has Bass Pro Shop.


Rub & Tugs?


Truth. This is something that's not talked about enough. Small mtn towns do suck dick. Who the fuck wants to go to the grocery store and see Fred from work? Fred, you fucking suck and I don't want (or need) to chat with you at the grocery store.


No idea what this is.


Breck is like the ski town social media whore. All fucking fluff. Caked with makeup. Always doing the same dumbass TikTok dance and re-posting with the same dumb fucking bathroom mirror background.

I'm ski town media whore
and I bought a chunk of black walnut for my fireplace mantel the other day doug fir just aint doing it check out my insta for photos of ballers at play life and work

[Leshphilling77]

jeez get out on the mountain for some laps, fred. things are skiing well right now.

[fastfred]

jeez get out on the mountain for some laps, fred. things are skiing well right now.

dude
just here to be the biggest dip shit on the mtn nothing more

[Danno]

haven't eaten at Jerusalem in over 10 years, don't recall the bathrooms.

[fastfred]

bathrooms are nasty place is a shit hole food is top notch specially if you like eating in an old gas station/tent

most people should just never leave there house the real world is scary and dirty and filled with people who don't give a fuck about you
staying at home posting on and constandtly scanning social media is much safer and you can control everything

I'd suggest everyone stay home this weekend

[muted reborn]

This is the worst regional stoke thread on this site.

[simple]

This is the worst regional stoke thread on this site.

Or the best one IMO

[adrenalated]

This is the worst regional stoke thread on this site.

You must be lost, this isn't a stoke thread, it's for bitching.

[Danno]

Colorado doesn't have a regional stoke thread, we're stokeless.

[muted reborn]

You must be lost, this isn't a stoke thread, it's for bitching.

Oh, I get it.

[rudy]

Oh, I get it.

I mean, it does spell it out in the title...

[muted reborn]

sorry I was joking around in a bitch thread. carry on.

[fastfred]

Serious shit here
Where we try to deepen the divide between front range tunnel trash and mtn people

[Full Trucker]

Colorado doesn't have a regional stoke thread, we're stokeless.

Better than being feckless, I suppose. Or hairless.

[andy m]

Fred, I hope you weren't driving down to Denver this evening...

From Fox 31: A semi-truck crash closed Interstate 70 eastbound Thursday night at Idaho Springs.

Colorado State Patrol tweeted about the crash at 8:12 p.m. and said it would be an “extended closure.”

https://kdvr.com/traffic/semi-rollov...idaho-springs/

[MakersTeleMark]

I have to go on I70 tomorrow right after the lifts close. I'm skared.

Fuck Safeway tonight. Did they come in a day early? OK, Thursday is the new Friday, but wtf? Can you park straight and not clip my ankles flying through the aisles and not pull a 20 point U turn in the rows at 0.000001 mph while I grab your shoulder and jump over yelling "PERMISO!".

[bamboocoreONLY]

I have to go on I70 tomorrow right after the lifts close. I'm skared.

Fuck Safeway tonight. Did they come in a day early? OK, Thursday is the new Friday, but wtf? Can you park straight and not clip my ankles flying through the aisles and not pull a 20 point U turn in the rows at 0.000001 mph while I grab your shoulder and jump over yelling "PERMISO!".

All the remote worker turds who went back to hybrid schedules have fridays off now.

[The SnowShow]

Friday 7:20am and there’s already a maroon red snake on Floyd Hill. Fucking hell.

[fastfred]

Fred, I hope you weren't driving down to Denver this evening...

From Fox 31: A semi-truck crash closed Interstate 70 eastbound Thursday night at Idaho Springs.

Colorado State Patrol tweeted about the crash at 8:12 p.m. and said it would be an “extended closure.”

https://kdvr.com/traffic/semi-rollov...idaho-springs/

nope headed west man very soon away from this junk show for awhile
did one trip tuesday so easy
got someone else to do my pick up on wednesday was a little nervous but they came through for me
sucks to be a front range lemming

think I'll get wasted tonight and pee on the snow scupltures and get arrrested

[smmokan]

Friday 7:20am and there’s already a maroon red snake on Floyd Hill. Fucking hell.

Google Maps shows there's an accident at the bottom of Floyd Hill.