
Originally Posted by
fastfred
today is one of those days where you scratch your head and relise that people can't drive in the snow or use common sense and then you throw the whole I'm on vacation my head is in my ass
breck was a mess today and honsestly it wasn't that bad it was just an abundance of quality
to the bro brahs from texas kansas whereever the fuck nice lift kit and mudder tires
to the old fucks in rental cars, shuttle it, walk, and bus
to the front rangers who drive in snow four times a year, this bud is for you
to the angry local, chill bro we're all yelling at people and using the horn but take a deep breath
to the bitches on the cell phones and driving through the snow oblivious, I hope your ex husband still has a life ins policy on you
to the people so clueless they can't drive without lines on the roads, look up at the stop light and read the white signs or stay home
to the jerk offs looking to buy weed for the first time on airport road, driving ten miles an hr looking for the store, driving fifty miles an hour after you score, to me pulling out in front of you, blow me
to the dumb fucks who just can't drive in snow period, stay home even the mexicans are shaking their heads at you
I'm so lucky
My life is your vacation
the drugs made me realize it's not about the drugs
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