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  1. 02-03-2014, 03:39 PM #1
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    What's the best way to hire a hooker?

    Suggestions for SLC. Price ranges?
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    Irul's mom is busy that night.
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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    Irul's mom is busy that night.
    Think he meant dudes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by flatlander#2 View Post
    Think he meant dudes.
    You haven't met Irul's 'mom'...
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  7. 02-03-2014, 05:26 PM #7
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    Why pay when you can hook up with Digital Death's mom ? I gave her a pack of smokes and a few items from the McDonald's dollar menu and she couldn't drop her granny drawers fast enough. Save your money for new gear and hit some not so young and semi ugly ass for FREE. If you must ask, try Craig's List. You can get a job job, hand job, blow job or whatever/whoever you want. I think preferred currency is meth over cash. Go score a bag and you'll be bustin a nut in like 6 minutes, just watch out for tranny girls unless that's your thing..
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    Third floor bathroom and a wide stance aught to do it.
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    http://utah.classivox.com/t/escorts/

    This looks interesting. Anyone have any firsthand knowledge?

    How about The Dollhouse?
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    You can drive a few hours west to Elko, NV and legally do it. There's a few brothels there.

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    I bet SLC ski resort privies have glory holes. Pitch or catch, your choice...
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    Quote Originally Posted by johngenx View Post
    I bet SLC ski resort privies have glory holes. Pitch or catch, your choice...
    Not at Alta....no boarders
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    Go to the Red Iguana and ask for the "special of the day." Tell them to hold the mole sauce, unless you're into atm.
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