Don't sweat the small stuff...

[Cruiser]

Here's yer chance to air your petty grievances so that you can let them go and move on to sweating the big stuff.

I'll start. Tonight, when I went to Costco, they were out of the big jar of my favorite dry roasted almonds. There, I said it. Now I feel much better.

Your turn.

[iceman]

I have nowhere to store these 200 jars of almonds I bought.

[OldLarry]

Brah fuckin voh iceman.

[userA]

this could replace a few other threads.
shit can get annoying.
bobby

[BmillsSkier]

The little bracket on the gas pump today was broken so I had to hold it for 5 minutes instead of getting back in my car while it fills to fuck around on my iphone.

I had to stand there like some chump.

[swampdonkey]

The stank your mom leaves on my dick sometimes doesn't wash off for day or two

[Zedsdead]

What was wrong with the shit that annoys you thread, or the first world problems thread? Why start another thread about the same shit? What the fuck?

[iceman]

The little bracket on the gas pump today was broken so I had to hold it for 5 minutes instead of getting back in my car while it fills to fuck around on my iphone.

I had to stand there like some chump.

I tell you what sucks, in Mass. and Rhode Island they don't allow those things, you always have to hold the lever up to pump gas, wtf? they say it's for safety but have you ever heard of an explosion or fire from those things, ever? And everybody drives around with filthy windshields because when the gas is pumping is when you would clean the windshield, when you're done you just want to leave. That is actually a pretty irritating thing. In the winter it sucks twice as bad, those fuckers get cold as hell.

[OldLarry]

I tell you what sucks, in Mass. and Rhode Island they don't allow those things, you always have to hold them, wtf? Have you ever heard of an explosion or fire from those things, ever? And everybody drives around with filthy windshields because when the gas is pumping is when you would clean the windshield, when you're done you just want to leave. That is actually a pretty irritating thing. In the winter it sucks twice as bad, those fuckers get cold as hell.

So THATs why they all suck at driving...

[Tippster]

Most experienced gas pumpers know how to wedge the filler cap into the handle.

[Cruiser]

Oh shit. We can just lock this one up. Iceman finished it before it even got going.

Well played sir!

[Hugh Conway]

Someone put salt on my margarita and I said no salt. No salt on my margarita.

[Moeghoul]

The little bracket on the gas pump today was broken so I had to hold it for 5 minutes instead of getting back in my car while it fills to fuck around on my iphone.

I had to stand there like some chump.

One of the upsides to buying gas in NJ is they pump it for you. Mystifying in this day and age.

[iceman]

Most experienced gas pumpers know how to wedge the filler cap into the handle.

Yeah the gas-cap-cord thing on the truck is too short, I should just cut it or something but I never think of it until I'm about to pump the gas.

[iceman]

One of the upsides to buying gas in NJ is they pump it for you. Mystifying in this day and age.

Isn't that in OR too?

[Tippster]

So you're saying the gas-cap-cord thing is a small stuff to sweat. I agree.

[Buster Highmen]

I'm terrified of quarks. So you're saying I should remember the hadrons of life?
(and yeah, no self pumping in OR; have at it.)

[2FUNKY]

I tell you what sucks, in Mass. and Rhode Island they don't allow those things, you always have to hold the lever up to pump gas, wtf? they say it's for safety but have you ever heard of an explosion or fire from those things, ever? And everybody drives around with filthy windshields because when the gas is pumping is when you would clean the windshield, when you're done you just want to leave. That is actually a pretty irritating thing. In the winter it sucks twice as bad, those fuckers get cold as hell.

Slip your gas cap between the handle and the cage.

Fuck, tippy beat me to it.

[iceman]

So you're saying the gas-cap-cord thing is a small stuff to sweat.

Honestly I'm not quite sure what I'm saying.

[DasBlunt]

All of the small shit are first world problems and I already flat out ignore that shit, to the point I don't complain about anything except the big worldwide problems that I should not personally suffer over.

Except, people do not know how to merge or let others merge in Colorado, like seriously folks.

[Tippster]

Honestly I'm not quite sure what I'm saying.

Maybe if I mangled that sentence a little more?

[Viva]

... Costco, they were out of the big jar of my favorite dry roasted almonds.

PM me, I can ship you the freshly harvested shit right here from the source. Walnuts, too, if you're into that kinky shit. Fresh crop ought to be ready in another couple of weeks.

I'm terrified of quarks. So you're saying I should remember the hadrons of life?

You have so much charm.

[Mazderati]

Stopped to get gas somewhere in backwoods Pennsylvania. Temperature was in the teens and the wind was blowing so I put the nozzle in the tank, set the trigger latch, and hopped in the car to get out of the weather. Look back a few minutes later to see a gasoline fountain spraying the car, pump, and ground. Trigger was fucked up and the latch kept the gas flowing. Little concerned on start up after that event.

[iceman]

Well shit. There goes my little bitch out the window I guess.

[irul&ublo]

I had to stand there like some chump.

You should be used to it by now