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  1. 10-20-2013, 01:35 AM #1
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    Fuck it I'm gettin a cheeseburger

    Just got back from a birthday party, I'm buzzed and hungry, time to go get a cheeseburger.
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    In-N-Out 3x3 with whole grilled onions....mmmmmmm.
    "One season per year, the gods open the skies, and releases a white, fluffy, pillow on top of the most forbidding mountain landscapes, allowing people to travel over them with ease and relative abandonment of concern for safety. It's incredible."
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    5 GUYS but they not open very late.
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    Quote Originally Posted by scottyb View Post
    5 GUYS but they not open very late.
    5 guys is just a burger joint that east coasters like to cling to because they don't have an In-N-Out and just couldn't possibly be shown up by the west coast. It's kinda like how they convince themselves that 4 months of gray is sooooo worth it for the 2 weeks that it's absurdly beautiful in fall, and wouldn't trade it for 300+ days of sunshine. Tomfoolery

    ...but seriously, "We cook every burger the same - well done and juicy!" That just don't make no sense.
    "One season per year, the gods open the skies, and releases a white, fluffy, pillow on top of the most forbidding mountain landscapes, allowing people to travel over them with ease and relative abandonment of concern for safety. It's incredible."
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    5 guys > In N Out. Your secret menu is cool and all, but you are McDonalds with shittier fries.
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    Damn, I'm not drunk enough to join this argument.
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  8. 10-20-2013, 12:47 PM #8
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    5 guys was maybe cool when it was in Alexandria. Now it's just shitty overpriced fast food. At least In-N-Out is cheap.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CantDog View Post
    5 guys > In N Out. Your secret menu is cool and all, but you are McDonalds with shittier fries.
    This. You can also ask for the burger to be cooked medium at 5Guys, at least at the one across the street from my office. In & Out is a pretty close second IMHO, however, but they don't eeast of Texas. Double Double Grilled onion and mayo = pretty money. "Animal Style" sucks ass, tho.
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    I always like when 5 Guys puts your burger in the bag, followed by your fries, then tops off the bag with more fries.
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    Fuck those skinny ass burgers. I want an lb of burnt animal flesh topped with bacon, blue cheese, lettuce and tomato with dill pickles. Some spicy mustard, garlic fries and 24ozs of bitter IPA. That is a meal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CantDog View Post
    5 guys > In N Out. Your secret menu is cool and all, but you are McDonalds with shittier fries.
    This. Is there anything special about In and Out other than the fact that it doesn't exist other places?
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  13. 10-20-2013, 04:43 PM #13
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    It's not actually like McDonalds at all? < shrug >
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tippster View Post
    This. You can also ask for the burger to be cooked medium at 5Guys, at least at the one across the street from my office. In & Out is a pretty close second IMHO, however, but they don't eeast of Texas. Double Double Grilled onion and mayo = pretty money. "Animal Style" sucks ass, tho.
    Mayo? So you're Canadian, eh?
    I still call it The Jake.
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    Mayo is god. Ketchup sucks.
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    Mustard is good. Mayo is whipped oil for Canadians.
    I still call it The Jake.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tippster View Post
    This. You can also ask for the burger to be cooked medium at 5Guys, at least at the one across the street from my office. In & Out is a pretty close second IMHO, however, but they don't eeast of Texas. Double Double Grilled onion and mayo = pretty money. "Animal Style" sucks ass, tho.
    All 3 Five Guys I've gone to have refused anything other than well done. But ALL of them have had buns that disintegrate. Which is nice.

    Not crazy about animal style either, or their fries, but animal style fries are acceptable. Whole grilled onions is key. Raw, tiny, chopped onions are for the birds.
    "One season per year, the gods open the skies, and releases a white, fluffy, pillow on top of the most forbidding mountain landscapes, allowing people to travel over them with ease and relative abandonment of concern for safety. It's incredible."
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    Dick's for the fries and shakes, 5Guys or Fatburger for the burgers.
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    I asked for mustard instead of mayo at Dicks and I thought the punked out chick was gonna come through the window.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SkiBall View Post
    I thought the punked out chick was gonna come through the window.
    Usually you have to pay extra for that
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    Quote Originally Posted by SkiBall View Post
    I asked for mustard instead of mayo at Dicks and I thought the punked out chick was gonna come through the window.
    I'm not a mayo fan either. I've developed a good workaround though. Instead of a deluxe, get two cheeseburgers. Immediately throw away one bun half from each burger (keep the ketchup side if you're into that) and slam them together. Boom, you now have a deluxe without the shitty mayo/lettuce mix for only about 30 cents more. I know, I know, some probably find this disgraceful....but I don't care.
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  23. 10-20-2013, 06:31 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phildo_Baggins View Post
    Usually you have to pay extra for that
    Standard with the latte at the right drive through in Seattle.
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    I was just visiting anyway and my brother was not up to speed on my mayo phobia.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hugh Conway View Post
    Standard with the latte at the right drive through in Seattle.
    The funny thing was that he really did just want a latte...
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