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  1. 10-03-2013, 09:13 AM #51
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    Quote Originally Posted by bushman View Post
    Dont trust whitey.
    speaking of Whitey, I've always liked Whitey's mantra: "Don't speak if you can nod, don't nod if you can wink, and NEVER write anything down."

    Say what you will about the guy, it kept him out of the slam until he was well into his 80's.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bushman View Post
    Dont trust whitey.
    Don't forget "Lord loves a workin' man" and "see a doctor and get rid of it."
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    Quote Originally Posted by liv2ski View Post
    To funny...thank baby jeezuz I paid off the mortgage right before my income became 25% of what it was forever.
    I'm a few months away from both. Yeah baby!

    My other mantra (more an adage than a mantra?) is:

    Low expectations and low overhead are the keys to happiness.
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    I never liked the Mantra.

    The 190 Volkl Explosiv, however, is an all-time classic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Obstruction View Post
    Fuck'em if they can't take a joke.
    I went to a SubGenius revival once.
    It was the best church experience I've ever had.

    Thank you Bob Dobbs for the wisdom to Slack



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    Quote Originally Posted by flatlander#2 View Post
    Sitting around, smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos and masturbating do not constitute 'plans.'
    Wait till you're married and your wife and kid hit the road for the weekend.
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    I guess stfu might be right about steel toed boots
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    Quote Originally Posted by stfu&gbtw View Post
    Wait till you're married and your wife and kid hit the road for the weekend.
    You forgot the ..."and having a dust up on TGR with Hugh Conway" part.
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    Quote Originally Posted by shroom View Post
    life's hard- it's harder when you're stupid.
    I find myself telling my son: "Think!!! ...no one likes a moron." I guess it works for me too.
    It makes perfect sense...until you think about it.

    I suspect there's logic behind the madness, but I'm too dumb to see it.
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    or ... "every little ting going to be alright."

    Repeat as necessary

    Perhaps incessantly
    Damn, we're in a tight spot!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Steve View Post
    I'm a few months away from both. Yeah baby!
    Mine is " today is day 40, Nov 29 is day 1" then I'm done
    Mrs. Dougw- "I can see how one of your relatives could have been killed by an angry mob."

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