Just follow Damone's 5 point plan.
When it comes to making out, whenever possible, play side 1 of Led Zeppelin 4.
Just follow Damone's 5 point plan.
When it comes to making out, whenever possible, play side 1 of Led Zeppelin 4.
I got a girl a DUI on a 2nd date once.
Was in the strip district of Pittsburgh boozing for happy hour. She was driving after we left and some bum was handing out bibles on the sidewalk so I took one from him and immediately flung it straight up in the air, low and behold a cop was behind us, bible landed on his hood. Woop-woop.
Needless to say there was no 3rd date and I worked with her sister so it was super awkward.
Is it wrong to marry a girl you fucked on a first date ???
no ... not me ... just wondering ...
3rd date is fine I think
We, the RATBAGGERS, formally axcept our duty is to trigger avalaches on all skiers ...
If your hotty is a little classy and cultured start at the Art Museum, stroll down to Saucebox for a meal/drinks and with the $20 in quarters that you were able to procure from returning all your empties strategically placing a porn star like bulge in your front pocket causing her to gulp with fear and anticipation walk across to Mary's Club until all your quarters are spent in the jukebox for the ladies on stage go for the close.
Whip out that American Express Plum card that you can defer payment for 60 days get yourself the Presidential Suite at the Benson across the street and it's show time. Don't forget to PM the crew of TGR so we can watch the live feed via the interweb(THANK YOU AL GORE). Keep in mind that when you pack in multiple events like museum/dinner/dancing it's like you just went on three dates in one. So technically you will be on your 4th date. At which point it's not a unfamiliar hump but more like " let's make some movies" time.
One of my fav's, damn i Love this show.
Last edited by Evil E; 09-18-2013 at 11:27 AM. Reason: im dubm
Rev Floater = best relationship coach ever
I may need some advice soon any way. Should we start a new thread?
watch out for snakes
"...no hobby should either seek or need rational justification. To find reasons why it is useful or beneficial converts it at once from an avocation into an industry, lowers it at once to the ignominious category of an exercise undertaken for health, power or profit."
-Aldo Leopold
What did the leper say to his date after their second time out?
"Keep the tip."
Second date was last night. Followed The Reverend Floater's advice to a tee and it went perfectly. Third date to the coast is in the works!
Trip to the coast = new wardrobe for you. Might I recommend a gimp suit for you and you present the lady friend with a rubber gag ball she can use on you after sunset.
Do something nice EARLY
Get her drunk after that
Fuck her and don't be nice about it
You'll know after that if a 3rd date is necessary
If it's green, smoke it...if it's pink, poke it
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