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  1. #51
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    Just follow Damone's 5 point plan.



    When it comes to making out, whenever possible, play side 1 of Led Zeppelin 4.

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    Quote Originally Posted by flyandski365 View Post
    Jesus H Christ I'm dying here.

    I once had to take a girl to get 5 stitches in her eyebrow after a second date. She hit her head on my nightstand, you should have seen the look the nurse gave me at urgent care... Don't do that. Actually, things are going great with her so maybe it isn't such a bad idea.
    What, are you a fucking Klingon? I hear it is good luck if you break rib on your wedding night.

    I agree it is a constitutional right for Americans to be assholes...its just too bad that so many take the opportunity...
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    I got a girl a DUI on a 2nd date once.

    Was in the strip district of Pittsburgh boozing for happy hour. She was driving after we left and some bum was handing out bibles on the sidewalk so I took one from him and immediately flung it straight up in the air, low and behold a cop was behind us, bible landed on his hood. Woop-woop.

    Needless to say there was no 3rd date and I worked with her sister so it was super awkward.

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    Is it wrong to marry a girl you fucked on a first date ???

    no ... not me ... just wondering ...

    3rd date is fine I think
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    If your hotty is a little classy and cultured start at the Art Museum, stroll down to Saucebox for a meal/drinks and with the $20 in quarters that you were able to procure from returning all your empties strategically placing a porn star like bulge in your front pocket causing her to gulp with fear and anticipation walk across to Mary's Club until all your quarters are spent in the jukebox for the ladies on stage go for the close.
    Whip out that American Express Plum card that you can defer payment for 60 days get yourself the Presidential Suite at the Benson across the street and it's show time. Don't forget to PM the crew of TGR so we can watch the live feed via the interweb(THANK YOU AL GORE). Keep in mind that when you pack in multiple events like museum/dinner/dancing it's like you just went on three dates in one. So technically you will be on your 4th date. At which point it's not a unfamiliar hump but more like " let's make some movies" time.

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    Rev Floater = best relationship coach ever

    I may need some advice soon any way. Should we start a new thread?
    watch out for snakes

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    Quote Originally Posted by hutash View Post
    What, are you a fucking Klingon? I hear it is good luck if you break rib on your wedding night.
    "...no hobby should either seek or need rational justification. To find reasons why it is useful or beneficial converts it at once from an avocation into an industry, lowers it at once to the ignominious category of an exercise undertaken for health, power or profit."
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    What did the leper say to his date after their second time out?


    "Keep the tip."

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    Quote Originally Posted by flyandski365 View Post
    Jesus H Christ I'm dying here.

    I once had to take a girl to get 5 stitches in her eyebrow after a second date. She hit her head on my nightstand, you should have seen the look the nurse gave me at urgent care... Don't do that. Actually, things are going great with her so maybe it isn't such a bad idea.
    My buddy broke a girl's nose that way while they were house-sitting for her parents. I think he managed to convince them that it was a hot tub related slip & fall accident

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadam View Post
    Is it wrong to marry a girl you fucked on a first date ???
    pretty sure i heard somewhere that if both parties are drunk and do not remember, then, ok.
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    Quote Originally Posted by flowing alpy View Post
    pretty sure i heard somewhere that if both parties are drunk and do not remember, then, ok.
    b
    But if you're both rolling, give it three days until you propose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Reverend Floater View Post
    Lead with all the sex you had with a dude the night you two met because nothing will gain her trust like thinking you love wang...Then throw the curve ball--casually mention your huge panty collection you keep in your mom's sewing room, dating back to your days on tour, the crazy nights filled with "huge tits and bigger clits." Chicks love it when you talk about mongoloid vaginas. If she starts getting uncomfortable, reign it back in via family talk with a comment about "that funny weekend" with you accidentally breaking up your brother's wedding at a gang bang where everyone had to wear horse blinders, war paint and Rush Limbaugh tank tops. At this point, she's likely putty in your hands.

    Then, my friend, just as she looks into your eyes, dipping her cheese stick not once, but twice slowly into the marinara with the sweet sounds of Olive Garden taking you to a million places in each of your own minds yet interweaving it all back into one melody of a bottomless salad, you drop The Dark Closer: Coyly mention your STRICT adhesion to the finger rule because you're an old fashioned guy with old fashioned virtues: (Now you're holding up your index fingers, placing them next to each other as you speak) See, you only use one finger per date-you've-been-on, so she's probably not going to feel a thing if her clam drawer is anywhere as big as you're hoping it is...and something tells you she's hiding the Eastern Seaboard under all that fantastic hair pie.

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    Second date was last night. Followed The Reverend Floater's advice to a tee and it went perfectly. Third date to the coast is in the works!

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    Trip to the coast = new wardrobe for you. Might I recommend a gimp suit for you and you present the lady friend with a rubber gag ball she can use on you after sunset.

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    Do something nice EARLY
    Get her drunk after that
    Fuck her and don't be nice about it


    You'll know after that if a 3rd date is necessary
    If it's green, smoke it...if it's pink, poke it

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