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    second date tips

    Let's hear 'em. What you got? Serious and teh funny will be appreciated.

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    Can't suggest anything till we hear what happened on the first date.

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    Don't eat yellow snow.

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    Ensure yourself a third date. That's when things get really interesting.
    It doesn't matter if you're a king or a little street sweeper...
    ...sooner or later you'll dance with the reaper
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    1. Fuck her hard

    2. Don't call her back

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    Get on one knee, then...


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    Portland area?

    Adventure hike/wade to the falls in Oneonta Gorge

    http://web.oregon.com/hiking/oneonta_gorge.cfm

    The best way to see the inside of Oneonta Gorge is to put on sneakers and wade knee-deep up the creek from the highway bridge. In late summer when the water's not too deep nor too cold, it's usually possible to trek half a mile through the 20-foot-wide chasm to an otherwise hidden, 100-foot falls. This adventure is not for the faint of heart, however, because the route sometimes involves clambering over a logjam or wading a chest-deep pool.


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    Don't need any activity ideas. Dinner is already planned. Would have gone for something outside, but a tight schedule doesn't allow that for another week and a half.

    Going conservative with Caucasian Asian's advice for now.


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    Quote Originally Posted by stalefish3169 View Post
    Dinner is already planned.
    Dinner whore?

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...dinner%20whore

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    ^Sounds eerily familiar, buddy just had this happen to him. I called it from the beginning, usually it's pretty obvious.

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    Dinner was my call. Had to be a weeknight activity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4matic View Post
    Way, way, way more likely that the second date will result in an actual girl that desires actual sex than one of these so called 'dinner whores'.

    Just my opinion from when I was single. I never attracted gold diggers though because, well, I don't look like I have much gold

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    find out if she has a deadbeat sister.
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    Quote Originally Posted by uglymoney View Post
    I never attracted gold diggers though because, well, I don't look like I have much gold
    There's a relationship to this statement:

    Q. Why do you rob banks?

    A. Because that's where the money is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by uglymoney View Post
    Just my opinion from when I was single. I never attracted gold diggers though because, well, I don't look like I have much gold
    Objection: Lack of foundation; the witness has not been qualified as an expert on the matters to which he has opined.

    Court: Sustained

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    Quote Originally Posted by stalefish3169 View Post
    Dinner was my call.
    Thoughtful woman interested in friendship or more might have countered with something less formal or one sided as a dinner date. Portland has a decent art museum and art is always an excellent way to test an emotional connection.

    http://www.portlandartmuseum.org/home

    Plus, if you want to see hot women you can't go wrong with an art museum. SFMOMA always floors me with the quality of single women strolling around
    Last edited by 4matic; 09-17-2013 at 03:13 PM.

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    When in Portland on ANY DATE head to the Acropolis, split a $5 steak then spend the rest your money to make it rain. Then post pictures of what kind of magic you made happen in your van in the parking lot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fatnslow View Post
    When in Portland on ANY DATE head to the Acropolis, split a $5 steak then spend the rest your money to make it rain. Then post pictures of what kind of magic you made happen in your van in the parking lot.


    Strip clubs make Elaine Robinson cry.

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    The A-crop?

    This girl sounds more like a Sassy's kind of gal to me. Skip the steak and just make it rain.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Sassy's ??? If you're gonna treat a lady to dinner you gotta go all out and go straight to Club A ! If I remember right they might even have a salad bar, circa 1999'ish. Nobody ever gets laid without buying a girl a salad with dinner.

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    regular or big salad?
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    Quote Originally Posted by flowing alpy View Post
    regular or big salad?
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    Tossed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4matic View Post
    . . . art is always an excellent way to test an emotional connection

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